Hello earthlings and welcome to my humble home! I do hope you enjoy yourself in my current domain...and if you don't I can always EAT YOUR BRAIN! MWAHAHHAHA! Okay enough with the weird crap...AND ONTO THE GLORIUS PLACE I CALL ME PROFILE!

Favourite Pairings: Hibbles. (Powerpuff Girls.) Him/Mojo. (Powerpuff Girls.) Jafar/Aladdin. (Aladdin.) Jafar/Jasmine. (Aladdin.) Jafar/Iago. (Aladdin.) Batsy/Joker. (Batman.) Beetlejuice/Lydia. (Beetlejuice.) Ace/Snake. (Powerpuff Girls.) Jumba/Pleakley. (Lilo and Stitch.) Gollum/Frodo. (Lord of the Rings.) Beavis/Butthead. (Beavis and Butthead.) Freddy/Nancy. (A Nightmare on Elm Street.) King Julien/Maurice. (Madagascar.) Diego/Sid. (Ice Age.) Chazz/Jimmy. (Blades of Glory.) Murdoc/2d. (Gorillaz.) Violaf. (A Series of Unfortunate Events.) Flippy/Evil Flippy. (Happy Tree Friends.) Beast Boy/Cyborg. (Teen Titans.) Spike/Angel. (Buffy and Angel Series.) Coraline/Other Mother. (Coraline.) Alice/Mad Hater. (Alice in Wonderland.)

I LUUURRRVE slash...I just ADORE IT! So if you get icked out by slash (I have nothing against you if you don't like it...sharpens knife) the back button IS RIGHT UP THERE SO CLICK IT! If i'm not writing slash I'm writing creepazoid Heroine/Villian stuff...with ickiness and creepiness everywhere you look. Another excuse to push the back button peoples! So if your here to see lovely pairing filled with fluff RUN AWAY BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll
just mess it up.

QUICK QUIZ!

When you see this name: Mike Myers.

Do you think of A) Austin Powers or B) Halloween.

If you answered A you are a fun guy. If you answered B) YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME! (Insane laugh)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

1. Were you aware of the trade in cat and dog fur before viewing this?

2. Did you know that animals killed for their fur are often domestic cats and dogs stolen from their families?

3. Did you realize that cat and dog fur is sold—under different labeling—in the United States?

4. Were you aware that fur traders use methods including boiling, drowning, bludgeoning, and skinning alive in order to save money and avoid damage to the fur?

5. Did you know that cats and dogs continue to breathe and blink for five minutes after they are skinned alive?

6. Did you realize that kittens and puppies—in addition to adult cats and dogs—are often killed for their fur?

7. Do you think it is ever morally justifiable to kill animals so that their fur can be used and sold as clothing, furnishings, or trinkets?

8. Would you be willing to pledge to be fur-free today if it would help save the lives of animals, such as cats and dogs, who are killed for their fur?

(If you are against the fur trade, copy and paste this onto your profile)

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEes?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
I doNt.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much),Pinetail, Maj Enn, Incy Little Spider.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Incy Little Spider (Randall off monsters inc.)

If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUUDGE!", "CHEEESE!" or any variation thereof, put this in your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you think homophobia is wrong copy and paste this into your profile

If you think your house is haunted, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. If this is true for you, post this on your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.