
PenName: Monkey
Age: 16
Sex: Female
Hair colour: Blonde
Eye colour: Blue/grey
Nationality: English (so I don't like to use Japanese words incase I get them wrong. Instead of teme and dobe I use bastard and moron/idiot)
I'm trying out pairings, to keep an open mind :P
SasuNaru- Love it! Love it! Love it!
NaruSasu- I don't mind it. I like the way Naruto is all flirtatious and not a fragile little girl but it's weird when Sasuke bottoms :P
SasuSaku- I tried it, it's alright...just not my thing.
SaiNaru- I always miss Sasuke too much
GaaNaru- Haven't tried it yet
NaruHina- Haven't tried it yet
KibaHina- Love it! They're adorable, Kiba is all big and rough and Hinata is cute and soft :D
ItaSasu- calling it Uchicest doesn't change what it really is. Incest. Nasty. (can't keep my mind that open)
LeeSaku- Haven't tried it yet
SakuIno- I read one of these stories once, then I realized I was just reading it cause it had sasunaru as a minor pairing so I read a sasunaru story instead.
Likes stories with:
Humour
Adventure
Romance
Good writing
A Plot, as opposed to mindless smut
Interesting storylines
University fics
Long stories, with a good plot
SasuNaruSasu (preferably jealous Sasuke and sexy, stupid Naruto)
KibaHina
Happy endings
Good endings
Dislikes stories with:
MAIN CHARACTER DEATH!! (when one of the pair dies and the other is left alone)
Bad writing
Graphic Smut
Fics in the first person
Vampire fics (not that I don't like vampires...drool edward cullen P:)
Original Characters
Overdramatised events (full blown, gun firing battles over a stolen toothbrushes)
Out of Character-ness (it's hard sometimes, but when the main character is completely OOC throughout the whole fic it sucks)
Male pregnancy
Over-uked Naruto/Sasuke (I don't like ukes)
Characters that are too young so doing anything together is weird and reading about it makes me feel like a pedophile.
Cliques
Stupid pairings that don't make sense
Sad endings
Bad endings
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10 little facts about me:
1. I am bisexual...i reckon
2. I'm pretty good at art
3. I play the clarinet
4. I'm a vegetarian
5. I love dogs
6. I'm a bit of a gamer...heh heh
7. I drink a lot and smoke occationally
8. Apparently I'm a sex beast and should be a porn star...hah hah
9. When I look in the mirror I see fat and spots...though don't most girls?
10. I do have friends and a life. Surprise surprise.
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Still writing To be King, I like how it's turning out. The Sickness otherwise Known as Love is momentarily on hold.
New Stories (coming soon): a KibaHina, a SakuIno and another SasuNaru one :D