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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Twilight, H2O: Just Add Water, and Star Wars. Age: between 12 and 100 I highly reccommend Warped Tenchu's stories. Catie doesn't seem to xox JoBros and more and Skyeypiey hopefully will write soon. HPFF account Evil Sami Poo Youtube Account: EvilSamiPoo If you have any questions don't hesitate to PM. (relating my stories) If you have any other questions relating to anything that I do on FF.net don't hesitate to PM. Whispering In The Winds Trailer Story's and Author Messages 28th June 2008 Hey everyone!! I am actually not sure if any one actually reads these but anyhoo. I hope I can update soon because vacation has started! I have updated a few things and more are to come. If you like any of the story ideas below and you want me to write it faster just P.M. me or leave a note at the end of a review. I have pleanty more stories including a Max Remy one and a Narnia one. I will write them under Story Ideas, even though they a pretty developed. Hogwarts Shinobi Guard is on its way. I am really sorry about my lack of updates. I am now trying to get into a regular updating routine Whispering in the Winds is being planned, I haven't updated because of lack or inspiration. Hopefully some will soon come! I Will Return, Someday is almost done, I just have to type it up and write a few more paragraphs, but rest assured it is coming. Bad Wolf's Return Revamped! I hope to write a chapter set in Queen Lizzie's Time. Wandering Soul Chapter 8 is up and soon 9 will also be up soon! Story Ideas. Title: 1 Title:2 Title:3 Title: Back From Assasinations Title: 4 Title: 5 If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile._ If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile._ If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile._ If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile._ If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile._ If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile._ Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, evil-sam-poo_ If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. _ If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)_ If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile._ If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile._ If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile._ If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile._ If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. _ 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others._ If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile._ If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, Evil Sami Poo 98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alcohol. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . . -Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. -Live by a strict diet of only ramen. -Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. -Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. -Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". -Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. -Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. -Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. -Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. -Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. -Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. -Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. -Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. -Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. -Start to call your teachers Sennin. -Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. -Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. -When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. -Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. -Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. -Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura. -Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. -Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. -Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. -Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend. -List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. -Can spout out a random character quote on command. -Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. -Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather. -Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". -Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. -Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. -Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. -Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times) -Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe. Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. 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1. Vader reviewsWhen Ben died he woke up in an alternate universe, aged 20 and married with a child on the way. He soon discovers that Qui-Gon is alive and that Obi-Wan died. However fate changes when he and his wife have to go with Anakin and Padme to NabooStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-20-09 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.2. Lock and Hale » reviewsAn accident leaves Harry with no-one to hold the blood wards, in one last attempt Dumbledore finds one relative. Only to find that Jasper Hale is a vampire, not his best choice. But Harry leaves and finds himself with a family and a love. SLASH ECHPCrossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 10-11-09 - Harry P. & Edward3. Wandering Soul » reviewsHarry defeats Voldemort, thrown into an alternate universe where he was abandoned by Lily and James and the savior is Anthony Potter. Anthony's got loving parents and adoring fans, and Harry? Harry Devens is about to turn this world upside down.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,108 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 5-22-08 - Harry P. & Neville L.4. Two Sisters and a Baby reviewsRita Skeeter and her older sister, Sybill, aren't what they seem to be. So when they adopt Harry Potter at the age of 19 months nobody expected what happened to happen. AU, May contain slash and wrong-cwl, up to the readers.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-09 - Harry P.5. Garçon D'or Golden Boy » reviewsSLASH Harry Potter is the real Chosen One, but his brother and Neville got the limelight. Now 17 Harry has to deal with secrets being exposed whilst dealing with a little crush he may or may not have on his best friend Draco.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - Harry P.6. ORCA reviewsH2OXOcean Girl A stronger, more powerful Cleo feels betrayed when her friends start ignoring her for Charlotte, so when she is given the chance to study at ORCA with Zane she takes it, not knowing she isn't the only non-human at ORCA. ZaneoH2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-16-09 - Cleo S. & Zane B.7. Dear Mum, Dear Son reviewsAU. Harry Potter lost a mum. Lily Potter lost a son. How will fate intervene to heal two hearts? May contain slash poll inside!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-9-09 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P.8. Whispering in the Winds » reviewsJo Tyler...Hermione Granger...Same Girl...20 years apart. How can this time travelling girl save the ones she loves to fix the future that she has lived through?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-4-09 - Published: 3-17-08 - Hermione G. & Lily Evans P.9. You Are Alone No Longer » reviewsPreviously Bad Wolf's Return. He always ran away. He generally takes people with him. So what if the people he takes with him this time are connected to him in a way he did not know exsisted. After all Rose wasn't pregnant and could't return... right?Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-31-09 - Published: 4-29-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.10. Redemption » reviewsFate is a bit upset. Sirius wasn't meant to die. So... she takes matters into her own hands and with a bit of help sends two Blacks on an adventure to redemption.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 1-30-09 - Bellatrix L. & Sirius B.11. Hogwart's Secrets Severus' Cloak reviews2nd in Series. Snape is asked about why his cloak billows so nicely. What is the secret behind the cloak?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-14-09 - Severus S.12. Hogwart's Secrets Hermione's Hair reviewsHermione is sitting in the common room when Lavender asks about her hair. What is the secret behind Hermione's impossible hair?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-1-09 - Hermione G.13. Take a Photo, It Last's Longer reviewsREVISED Jazz Greenwood has no friends. She may be beautiful but she holes herself up with books. She rarely speaks unless spoken to and she spends all her time in the library. But Harry knows different. What is her special connection to Harry?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-09 - Harry P. & OC14. Hogwart's Shinobi Guard » reviewsHogwarts have a group of ANBU guards, Fox, Wolf, Otter and Ferret. Their job is to protect everything from the flobberworms to Harry. They are so Top Secret they don't know each others real names, now they do and the two sets of rivals are in for a ride.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-11-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.15. Sweet Escape reviewsFreya the GWL can't take the pressure. She runs away from home to America and meets a boy called Kris. Living with him shows her that she doesn't have to kill Tom, maybe someone long thought dead does.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-27-09 - OC & Harry P.16. Everything Is Not What It Seems reviewsJames Potter was the nerdy Ravenclaw that was ridiculed by the Marauders, so what happens when one day Lily and James die, wake up in an alternate world with their teen son determined to fight back. Marauder!Snape Ravenclaw!PottersHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-27-09 - James P. & Sirius B.17. Spondeo » reviewsOne Ex-Convict, One Potions Master, One Teen Genius. Sirius, Severus and Hermione. Three Siblings torn apart by time and a misunderstanding. Now it is time for them to become a family again, if the boys ever work out that Hermione is Mia.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 10-24-08 - Hermione G.18. Forsaking Love reviewsSLASH Bella and Nessie were just buying a baseball bat when they get conned into travelling to an alternate world where to save the fabric of reality itself they have to get Edward and Jake togetherTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-08 - Bella & Renesmee C./Nessie19. I Will Return, Someday » reviews5 years ago Naruto left with Itachi to go to the CIA to train. Now 20 years old he has to return to the village who hated him to protect them from the greatest underground criminal group, the Akatsuki. But not everything is the same anymore.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 4-5-08 - Naruto U. & Itachi U.20. After Thoughts reviewsAfter the death of Uchiha Itachi, people who once knew him reflect on his life and how they miss himNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Itachi U. - Complete