Age: between 12 and 100
Gender: Female
Where I Live: On the planet Earth in the Southern Hemisphere.
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28th June 2008

Hey everyone!! I am actually not sure if any one actually reads these but anyhoo. I hope I can update soon because vacation has started! I have updated a few things and more are to come. If you like any of the story ideas below and you want me to write it faster just P.M. me or leave a note at the end of a review.

I have pleanty more stories including a Max Remy one and a Narnia one. I will write them under Story Ideas, even though they a pretty developed.

Hogwarts Shinobi Guard is on its way. I am really sorry about my lack of updates. I am now trying to get into a regular updating routine

Whispering in the Winds is being planned, I haven't updated because of lack or inspiration. Hopefully some will soon come!

I Will Return, Someday is almost done, I just have to type it up and write a few more paragraphs, but rest assured it is coming.

Bad Wolf's Return Revamped! I hope to write a chapter set in Queen Lizzie's Time.

Wandering Soul Chapter 8 is up and soon 9 will also be up soon!

Story Ideas.

Title: 1
Summary/ Idea: Harry Potter has the chance to go back to when he was 11 and relive his life at Hogwarts from 11 to 17 as a chance to win the war. Name Needed

Title:2
Summary/ Idea: Pretty much the same thing but for Naruto after he loses alot of friends in a war against sound. 12 upwards. exsisting power eg. Rasengan etc Name Needed

Title:3
Summary/ Idea: Naruto kills many Konohans in a freak accident with the 8 tailed demon. He uses the last of his power to fling them back into the past to the year each was born to be reborn in an American or Australian family. Naruto and the ningas don't remember their past life but Sasuke, Kyuubi and Team Hebi do, with Sasuke travelling across the world to protect them from Akatsuki and Sound nins, whilst trying to awaken their dormant ninga memories and skills. likely to be SasuNaru.name needed

Title: Back From Assasinations
Summary/ Idea: Max Remy, Superspy is now 16 and the best operative Spyforce's secret department, Assasinations, has. However there was a price for this job in Max's eyes. She has cut herself off from everyone except her mother, father and thier partners. When an assasination goes wrong Max is told to go back to being a normal spy with a team to hunt the target down and try and take him out another way. The problem? Her team is Linden, Ella and Toby. Three people that she cut bonds with and hoped not to start any new ones.

Title: 4
Summary/ Idea: Susan, the girl who gave up. Her family is dead now and she has to deal with living in England on her own. Then one day her teacher and a teacher from the boys school decides to create a joint project a project on mythical lands, a certain one called Narnia. Things are slowly coming back to Susan, but it is like there is a fog on her brain hiding things. Susan ignores every bad feeling now, hoping to return to Narnia. However every now and then there is a rise in her emotions that she ignores that she shouldn't. And they are always about the teacher at the boys school, Miss Jadis.

Title: 5
Summary/Idea: Molly Weasley made a slip-up, and now the true extent of it is bouncing back. Hermione figures it out and hopes to reunite her family once more, find her fathers true mate, show Harry the truth, Save Sirius and Remus, defeat the True Dark Lord, Dumbledore. Because that is what Hermione does, she see's the truth if a clue is given. A double agent, a sister, a daughter. A girl with the strangest connection to the "Weasley" Twins and Voldemort. A girl who can save them all. Hermione Riddle.

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98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alcohol.
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

-Start to call your teachers Sennin.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.

-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

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~MY 9 NAMES~

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Samantha

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)

Samaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Blue Amur Leopard

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Jane Parlington

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Yousa

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Green Sprite

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Aujeaka

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

N/A Charles

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(3rd favorite color, and the name one of your pets)
Black Kawaii (Black Cute...)