QUOTES!

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-- Albert Einstein

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
-- Source Unknown

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
-- Sid Caesar

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
-- Jonathan Swift

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

-- Captain Kirk (Star Trekkin)

A Quote From Every Transformers Series That I Can Think Of:

G1: "Alert! Alert! Evil Martian flangoes have invaded supermarkets across the planet. They have come to steal Earth's ammonia." - Teletraan I

"Mighty Galvatron, where are you going?"
To the signal. To be a winner! Because I believe in me!" - Cyclonus and Galvetron

Beast Wars: "I said no! Dragon-Bot command you, Sub-Commander Kiss-Butt! Dragon-Bot not command Waspinator! Not any more! Waspinator sick of being evil! Sick of being Predacon! And Waspinator especially sick of getting blown to scrap all the time! Sooo, Waspinator quit! As of now, which means Ant-Bot and Two-Head can just pucker their mandibles and plant big, wet, juicy one right here on Waspinator's big ...fat...stripy..." - Waspinator

"At once My Queen." - Inferno

Robots in Disguise: "If you two insist on fighting us, name the time and the place. But not here and not now. That volcano is already unstable. If it is hit by a missile cell or a laser beam, it's likely erupt, which would endanger the lives of everyone on this island. A battle here is too risky."
"Why should I care what happens to the humans? I am a Decepticon warrior. My only concern is defeating my enemy." - Optimus and Scorge

Armada: "Good riddance humans!" - Galvetron

Energon: "You can never have too many weapons." - Optimus Prime

Movie(2007): "Are you on drugs?" - Sam Witwicky

Animated: "He's a coward... he's an egomaniac... he's a suck-up... he's a liar." "I am not!" "So, which part of me did you come from?" "Don't ask."- Starscream, Liarscream and Femmescream

"Those accursed Autobots will pay for their insolence!" "Right!" pulls out a burnt-out cash register "Cash, check or charbroil?" "ATTACK!" "Right! What kind of tack would you like? Thumb tack? Carpet tack? Income tack?" "Rhaaah, nevermind." - Lugnut and Wreck-Gar

Bee In The City: "Begin proactive maintenance log: Subject A, adolescent human female, has regained consciousness and has demonstrated both an awareness of the narrator and an utter disregard for the fourth wall." - Shockwave

Fanfiction Quotes:

"How lovely, I haven't been on the brink of death since last week." - Starscream in Stand Back, I'm Going To Try Science by Shimegami

“What is this called, Hidan?” “Duodenum,” Hidan's severed head answered, sulkily. “And this,” Sakura picked up something that was unmistakably Hidan's spleen. “How many of these are there?” “One.” “So if Hidan has one spleen, and Sakura takes it away, how many spleens does Hidan have?” “None.” “And if Sakura has a spleen, and Hidan tries to take it away, how many spleens does Hidan now have?” “No fucking spleens. Ma'am.” - Hidan and Sakura in Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl

“Ah, the null ray: A highly concentrated beam of magnetism capable of stopping any electrical device. Tell me Starscream, do I look electronic?” - Laura (OC, Spike's Cousin) in How Far Is Too Far? by the-human-error

"This is how you are to me Kagome. You are the waterfall, always filling my heart, and not letting it run empty. You may not love me the same way that I love you, but know this. You can always count on me to be there for you as a friend as well." - Kouga in Stars by Ariz0na-Sky (sometimes a little mush is good for the soul)

More later when I can think of more.