INNOCENCE and INSTINCT

Hi I'm Innocence

And I'm Instinct.

I'm 13 years old.

And I 14.

Share the same account.

And both very forgetful.

We both work on different stories,

But we might consider working on a story together later on in the future.

Stories by Innocence

Time and Time Again Gakuen Alice, Adventure/Friendship, Rated T, Chapter(s)- 2, In-progress

Stories by Instinct

Your Cheating on me with a piece of pie! Shugo chara, Humor, Rated K-T, AmuxIkuto, Chapter(s)- 1, Complete

Why can't it be me? Shugo Chara, Poetry/Hurt/Comfort, Rated K, Utau Centric, Chaper(s)- 1, Complete

Welcome to 9 months of hell Shugo Chara, Humor/General, Rated T, AmuxIkuto, Chapter(s)- 5, In-progress

The Truth of Lies Shugo Chara, Poetry/General, Rated K, Amu Centric, Chapter(s)- 1, Complete

The Poems of bonds Naruto, Poetry, Rated K-T, Random pairings/Character centric, Chapter(s)- 13, In-progress

The First Time Naruto, Romance/Tragedy, Rated K, SasukexSakura,Chapter(s)- 2, In the process of re-writing

Stained Cold Inuyasha, Romance/Action/Adventure, Rated T, RinxSesshoumaru, Chapter(s)- 1, In-progress

High School Stuck Up RomeoXJuliet, Romance/Humor, Rated T, RomeoxJuliet, Chapter(s)- 2, In-progress

I Am But Of Both Shugo Chara, General/Poetry, Rated K, Nadeshiko/Nagihiko Centric, Chapter(s)- 1, Complete

Do I Love You? Naruto, Romance/Poetry, Rated K, SasukexSakura, Chapter(s)- 1, Complete

Love Fool, the Koiboke- This story has been deleted due to lack of intrest and views/reviews, Deleted.

Signs (this is insulting but funny. We (Instinct--I have nothing to do with this) found it at Comedy Centrol

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Instincts sign-->PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice.You are a prick.

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard.Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

Instinct's sign -> VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

We (Again, Instinct.) found this in the legendarys kanin's acount hope u enjoy

How to do Naruto!

Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out

Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan

Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try ti run up a tree.

Trade in your hat for a forhead protector

Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan

Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline

Graduate highshool and proclaim ur self as Anbu

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application

spout out a random character quote on command

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way"

When you run, you run with your arms behind you

Try to walk on top of a hot spring

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage

Write your name in blood on a big scroll

Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

You always wear green, skintight clothes.

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

Check this out...

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Sweetest Thing:

When she walks away from you, mad
follow her

When she stares at your mouth
kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you
give her your attention

When she pulls away
pull her back

When you see her at her worst
tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favourite hat
let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'