Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

:cough:

Hi. I'm Jill and have a sick humor, as stated above. If you're bored and want to read what some random chick wrote, sit back and enjoy.

Warning: this thing is like, looooooooong. Just scroll down or leave this page if you want to.

I'm here mainly to read good Harry Potter and Anime ficlets. I try to write but fail miserably, it's really not my fault I've been born with no talent whatsoever :(

Bout me

I am half German, half American and live currently in Germany. I love drawing, reading good fanfiction, eating (doesn't really do anything anyway), and uh...drawing?? I am very devoted to sarcasm and absolutly heart big words with latin origin (I'm learning latin so yeah, I am proud of it). It makes me feel smart :P

I suppose I'm sorta shy...okay fine VERY (I blame it on insecurity problems, sounds as bit better). However I can get extremely hyper around people I know and tend to have morbid/perverted/sadistic humor. Well more than other people I know.

What I look like: dark blonde with bangs and light blue eyes. I am VERY pale and proud of it! Seriously, I have yet to see someone paler than me. I suppose you could imagine me like a mix of Hinata from Naruto (head) and Rukia from Bleach (body) if you want to...I guess. Whatever.

I'm very opinuated and tend to exaggerate. And lazy as hell.

Moving on:

ANIME female favs

Code Geass: C.C. cuz she's AWESOME. Period.

FMA: Winry, because she's a blonde(with 'E' people, she's a girl) and abuses males(HAHA.) with her awesome wrenchXD She's just fun. And Lust. I respect that woman.

Shaman King(one of my first anime; I don't read/watch much anymore): Anna because she's a mix of C.C. and Winry and is a cold bitch.

Naruto: Temari (blame it on Pain Binds Us ) & Ino because she reminds me of Winry for some strange reason...and she is Sakura's rival >:D.

Hellsing: Seras Victoria. I still believe that Integra is a man; I'm just waiting for him/her/it to say:"Wha-? I'm a man you fucking piece of french shit!" (such British patriotism)

Higurashi blablaetc: Rena and Rika. Psycho mode :D

Bleach: Rukia...um...Matsumoto?

ANIME male favs

Code Geass: Umm...to tell the truth there's no specific guy I really like except V.V. but seeing as he's dead TT.TT Well Lelouch has some awesome phases..

FMA: EDDIE! And sweet Al! And Scar. And Roy. Yeah. Oh! ENVY!

Shaman King: Hao and Ren hehe. YOH. Who doesn't??

Naruto: GAARA. He's such an awesome little psychotic red head! And Itachi, Deidara, Neji and well...Sasuke is undeniably hot. His character can be twisted into a more desirable one(HAS to).

Um, I like Kiba and Sasori too. Naruto if he's not being a brat.

Ghost Hunt: Naru and Lin. Yeah I like emo-guys :3 I only watched the show cuz of them.

Hellsing: ALUCARD, duh! And young Walter :smirk: And that werewolf guy.

Higurashi: wait - there are guys in this?? Oooh, right, Keiichi and Satoshi...eh not too wild about them...

Bleach: Byakuya(big suprise there), Hitsugaya, Renji, Ichigo...

So yeah either I like people or I hate them. My hate list: Kallen(CG), Sasuke, Sakura, Makoto from School Days, Rose from FMA. My favorite rating is M hihi.

HARRY POTTER : Hermione, Malfoy (x3), Tom Riddle, Snape, Lupin, Luna, Harry. All very awesome. Not Ginny though. Just...no. NO.

lol this is awesome XD:

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

http://www.semeuke.com/images/sgk.gif" border=0>

You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke

Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at http://www.semeuke.com" target=_blank>SemeUke.com, or find merchandise http://www.gesshoku.org" target=_blank>here.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jill

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jilizzle (wtf?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Jaqueline Magdalen

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Blajirie xD

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ialiwps

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie

9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lucy

Pick the ones that match you and post it to your profile if you think it's wrong.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I get this a lot.)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(I get this a lot)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. (god I HATE this)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

Heaven won't take me, Hell's afraid I'll take over.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

Main reason Santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live

Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.