June 1st, 2011:

Annoucnment: To all who read Emily's Nightmare, there are new posts to come! I have figure out where this is going and what to write. The second Fanfiction allows me add more chapters (which it isn't allowing me to do right now) then they will be up and ready for you critizing and enjoyment.

Also. I'm in need of a Beta Reader! PM me if you're interested! Things would get done much faster!

Wow it's been a year since this was last reviesed...

Right, let's begin shall we? So my name's Karyn. I am a total sucker for romance though. I'm over emotinal at times and get way to caught up in my books, but hey, thats me!

I have an overactive imagination and never act my age. But I believe I have good writing skill but I'm always on the look out for a Beta Reader, so if you're interested please, MESSAGE ME!

So, I write fanfiction along with other fiction things, but I'll just be posting the fanfics since this is a fanfiction only site. Right, so anything else?

I think not.

I have a deviantart account, where some of my non-fanfiction stuff is posted. But I always post fanfiction here first:

Devianart account: www.canela-de-asucar.deviantart.com

Lets take a trip down memory lane, to a time when we cried over broken crayons, instead of broken hearts.

Random cool stuff

Fun thinkgs to do at WalMart!! :) I would never do any of this, I just think it's funny.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

Quotes-

Max: "I love you. I love you sooo much."
Fang: "Oh, jeez."

Iggy: "I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

Iggy: Pie=good. Homework=not pie.

Nudge: "Jessica. Jessica Miranda Alicia Tangerine Butterfly."
Whitecoat: "We will call you Little One."
Angel: "Okay. I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat."
Max: "That can be his Indian name."

Max:"You haven't tried Snickers bars or cute shoes."