Ugh... my problems with Internet NEVER END. I know I've been completely absent from ffn for 2 months, but dear God as well as lack of Internet I have exams and -gasps- the amount of work that piles up when I'm writing -.- Also, I've managed to hit a major WB - in everything! I randomly got inspiration for my one-shot, but my God I tried to write some more for my IP and found myself at a total standstill. -Sighs- Sorry my dears, but I don't know when I will be able to return. Hopefully when I do I'll have an update for everything!! Lots of loves!

Firstly, if you are one of those people that puts 'I suck at summaries' please, go back and change it right now! Trust me, just go and do it. Leave the summary as it is without thost four words. It's a lot better & this is just me, but that puts me off. How can you expect me to believe that you can write a good fic if you can't write a summary? No offence intended people, but I hope you see my point.

TO SHOW YOU HOW WEIRD I AM...: I AM A BRITISH PERSON THAT DOES NOT LIKE TEA!! (Instead I like yaoi -drools- )

Name: Eva

Age: I'm a teen, so therefore I must be difficult and antisocial.

Nationality: I moved to Spain nearly half a decade ago, from the UK's Midlands.

Basic stuff: I am a sort-of-tomboy chocaholic that likes yaoi and guys with nicely coloured hair. And I have the most amazing boyfriend (felt like showing off :3). Life is good :)

Music: I'm quite eclectic, except when it comes to jazz and the blues (and I like few classicals). I don't like that many pop songs, I prefer rock (and all it's many sub-genres), hip-hop, even R n' B and rap. I, above all others, love Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Papa Roach, Blink 182 and Linkin Park equally (okay... lie. I love PR most, and have you guys SEEN Jacoby Shaddix? Oh my God he makes me drool).

Fave colour: Black is what I often wear, as well as red, green, and aquamarine/teal.

Fave animal: I love wolves, dragons and tigers (well, any cat really).

Most hated colour: Bright pink. I hate it with very few exceptions (e.g: dark pink). Funny, I love a few Sakura pairings, and she has candyfloss pink hair. Oh well.

Stories: Finished BB, have very nearly completed re-writing it, and the sequel planned with a few chapters written, but it won't be posted until it's finished. HSH has taken a new turn as the plot thickens (oh-ho-ho)! Still a WIP. AH is going to be long, and I'm not even on double digits yet T-T. And I've hit a huge WB on that one. I have posted quite a few one-shots, including my first Maximum Ride. It's Fax, and everyone seems to love it, so I am writing a sequel. Right now only AH and HSH are my posted WIP, as well as BB's sequel (NNM), and a 300k HitsuKarin (BIG block there), with the latter still unnamed.

Animes I've seen (Faves in bold): Naruto, Bleach, Elfien Lied, Tokyo Mew Mew, Digimon, D N Angel, InuYasha, Lovely Complex, Wolf's Rain, Chobits, Absolute Boyfriend, Ouran High School Host Club, Card Captor Sakura, BeyBlade, Chrno Crusade, Bobobo-bobo etc. (lol), Strawberry Panic, Code Lyoko, Death Note, Ayashi No Ceres, Dragon Ball Z, Fruits Basket, Law of Ueki, One Piece, Aishiteruze Baby, Tsubasa Chronicle, Clamp, Matantei Loki Ragnarok, Airgear, Tenjho Tenge, Ranma, Ai Yori Aoshi, Ranma, Oh My Goddess, Peach Girl, Yu-Gi-Oh, Full Metal Alchemist, Lucky Star ...probably more, I've seen so many I forget XD And I aso have to mention 666Satan, an awesome manga created by Masashi Kishimotos' (the guy who does Naruto) younger twin brother, and Final Fantasy, which is actually a kick-ass game with kick-ass movies (Cloud Strife, you rock my sox :3).

Fave Pairings:

Naruto

NaruHina, perfect for each other! Sakura doesn't deserve him, no-one else is in love with him, and I think they'd rub off on each other in a very good way (minds out of the gutter lol).

GaaSaku, basically cos I lurve Gaara (-drools-) and there's the best fanfics about this couple.

NaruSasu, I once read an awesome fic and then looked for more awesome fics. And I love yaoi, and canon pairings.

SasuSaku, I usually hate both of them. Maybe its just the awesome fics you fans manage to write (kudos to you!).

And also, I've managed to start liking NejiSaku, because of The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga... And SaiSakura because of Study of the Heart by teresa. And i thought i hated Sakura -_-'

Bleach

HitsuKarin, words cannot describe the awesome, or how it was made in heaven. And there are brilliant fics. I love, oh yes.

I like both IchiRuki and IchiHime (UlquiHime and Espada pairings in general are cute too...).

Tokyo Mew Mew

IchigoKisshu, so perfect, I actually cried when she carried on being a blinded bitch because of Aoyama...

InuYasha

InuKag, Kikyou is dead, Kagome is alive, and I just hate Kikyou's guts because she's an idiot (she's like Hinamori... grrr).

MirokuSango, V. cute. End of.

Chrno Crusade

RosetteChrno, awww so cute together! You gotta love it.

Fruits Basket

YukiTohru, I love Yuki, and I love Tohru, so this is perfect for me.

KyoTohru, I KNOW, this is the complete opposite but I love Kyo too, even though I prefer Yuki and YukiTohru better.

Harry Potter

Drarry, how I came to love it, don't ask, just... my love of canon yaoi parings showing through -nervous laugh-.

HarryGinny, depends really. Because it actually happens, I find myself liking other pairings more, strangely. Ah, maybe it's that my forbidden apples are much tastier than a boring banana or something.

RonHermione, I do quite like, they're pretty cute. But I only have strong feelings for Drarry.

Most Hated Pairings:

Naruto

GaaLee, FUCK NO! I'LL LIKE THIS PAIRING WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!

GaaMatsu, she. Is. A. Fangirl. Enough said (but if you need to know more, she's his student, she's annoying, and she looks like a gold-digging socialite airhead. And she's an idiot).

NaruSaku, no no no no no! just no, wrong it be.

SasuHina, you what? Never going to happen (and she likes Naruto, who is totally different. I understand to some degree GaaHina...but I do not hate or love it).

NejiHina, I know it's OK to marry your cousin, but I think that it's just too close in the family tree.

LeeGai, don't know why, just not my cup of tea (looks like twincest maybe?).

Any pairing with Orochimaru, I hate that snakehobo/peadophile/asshole/creepy ugly physcho/michael jackson of the naruto world. He can go die in a hole.

TsunadeNaruto, wtf? That's just nasty!

Bleach

HitsuHina, siblings people, siblings! Just not right (and he can do so much better, she's a bitch, she betrayed him, she's an idiot, she's obsessed with Aizen like a stupid little idiotic fangirl, she'd save Aizen and not Shiro if she had to choose, etc.). Writing HitsuOC fanfics because Hinamori isn't good enough. I salute you, tHe hiTsuGaYa oBseSsioN 12-20, fellow Hinamori (and HitsuHina) hater! You summed up my feelings into one sentence.

HitsuMatsu, apart from the HUGE age difference, it's a weird mother-son relationship, and that's all it'll ever be.

RenjiSado, O.O let's just no go there.

Tokyo Mew Mew

AoyamaIchigo, I hate Aoyama, therefore I hate this pairing (and poor Kish-chan, when he asks her to come with him and he's only trying to help but she says no cos of Aoyama, and she's Aoyama's FANGIRL and I hate fangirls, they make them annoying).

InuYasha

InuKik, she's dead for Pete's sake! Move on Inu!

Harry Potter

Dramonie, I can see a little of the appeal, but I personally don't care for it much. I prefer yaoi.

Snarry, ugh, oh, I may just throw up. Oh no, I only had an epileptic fit (no offense intended).

HarryRon, oh please no. What in the name of all that's holy...? You clearly misunderstood their relationship.

DumbledoreHarry, I don't know if there are any fics of this couple, nor can I bring myself to look.

Actually, pretty much any pairing with Harry except Draco (and possibly Ginny), and any involving Snape and Dumbledore, generally.

And many pairings that were obviously thought up when the inventor/inventress was intoxicated with illegal substances. Or, put another way, they were off their face pissed.

Any pairings I haven't mentioned means that either I don't mind them, or have never thought about them. Oh and as you've probably worked out, any pairing I've just never thought about before can become a favourite just because of one really good fanfic, even if I dislike one of the characters in said pairing...but there are pairings I will never like...Like GaaLee, HitsuHina, AoIchi, InuKik, HitsuMatsu (in that way anyway).

Fave quotes (especially the ones in bold):

-"Yes we wave this flag of hatred, but you're the ones who made it." Hollywood Undead in 'Young'. It really struck a chord with me, and it reminded me of Jinchuuriki too.

-"...Whisper to them that I live only to hold them again... The rest is just dust and air." From the film Gladiator.

-"Yeah baby! Let's hop on the right foot and do the bad thing!" Austin Powers

- Correct life is like eating speed or flying a plane, it's too bright. Nada Surf, in their song 'Weightless'. And the rest is good too.

-"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less." Eddie Izzard

-If you fall, I'll catch you. If you fall again, I'll catch you once more. If you fall for the third time... I will catch you and never let you go.

-When it gets dark enough, you can see the stars.

-"Your moral compass is so fucked up I'd be surprised if you made it back to the parking lot." From the film Shooter

-"Just blood and ashes." Me. I had a dream, and I don't quite remember why (I have forgotten the context), but because of this line, I woke up crying so hard I couldn't breathe. It moved me for some reason.

-"While every child does have a right to life, every child also has the right to a pain-free existence." My mother, on the subject of abortion (concerning mothers who don't want their children and rape). We're both pro-choice, feminist atheists, and this really summed up my feelings.

-"It's like buying hair products from Cher, she's wearing a wig you idiot!" Robin Williams

-Yes, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

-What is it with McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you fucking McTosser! Billy Conelly

(And loads more song lyrics and etc, there's too much to put here.)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.

If you have ever wanted to actually, literally, bite a prep (and make them bleed their oh-so-glittery blood), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile. Well, sometimes it's not so hot, but others... xD

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Gaara, Draco and Hitsugaya. Enough said.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you always end up reading fanfiction when online, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever willingly stayed up all night watching a marathon of your latest anime craze, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you procrastinate just to read or write fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fantasized about being in an anime, put this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. My own stupidity and fish memory amuses me.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel that all good men in the world are taken, gay or fictional characters, paste this into your profile. Crazy muttering ensues... -Damn bitch...stole him...die prep die! ...Dammit why? Maybe if I had surgery to remove the uneeded girl figure...- And then shouting. -GAARA!! COME INTO EXISTENCE ALREADY!! HITSUGAYA...DAMMIT BREATHE!!-

If you have ever daydreamed and walked into a person, a wall, a lamppost, or all three, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh God, the shame... Never again shall I think about Hitsugaya or Gaara and window shop from the other side of the road.

If you know someone that should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think some people should just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever tried to classify you and failed, copy this into your profile. Keep trying, one day you'll find a word. (Crazy does not count!)

If you think stereotypes are for ignorant, narrow-minded people, copy this into your profile. Well, better to be 'If you think exercising stereotypes(...)', because, to quote Carlos Mencia, we all have them, but we shouldn't act upon them.

If you have ever found a saying that described exactly what you were feeling or thinking, copy and paste this into your profile.