Name- Jon Pierce (not really but it was a cool pen name)

Hey guys I went ahead and made a Fan Fiction account after a few months because I am an aspiring writer and I need constructive critiscm so I can improve upon my writing. EVERYONE PLEASE LOOK AT MY STORIES/STORY BECAUSE I WANT THE TRUTH ABOUT THEM SO I CAN WORK ON IMPROVING MYSELF.

Yeah okay now that I'm done with that ummm FAN FICTION ROX MY SOCKS!

LIST OF STORIES BY THE SO-CALLED JON

a. CHASTITY

b. Allegra Cole

c. ...

Jon Pierce was spawned by Victor Von Kraken during the third moon of Narn on the planes of Shahahikaokdnakodn (also called bingpopbam) and is here to slowly gain control of the world's youth so the mole men can rise from beneath the earth to take control of the world once more and have humans as their pets. And he also plans to destroy the careers of David Hasselfhoff, Jerry Springer, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kevin Federline. He is also planning an autobiography called Akkkkaaaapoopoopeepeeshire. Oh yeah and he wants to die by death of a minotaur, or chimera, or snake lady, or some monster.

Ok... don't ask why I wrote that... I was bored. Still am.

Favorite Books:

Maximum Ride

Percy Jackson

Harry Potter

Charlie Bone

Eragon

Last Apprentice

Every book by Tamora Pierce

Favorite Movie:

Pooh's Heffalump Movie