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Hey, I'm Valerie and I have one completed fanfic (50 First Dates) and one fanfic that I'm currently working on (Becoming A Vegetarian). Read them and I would be very happy if you took some time to review! Oh and feel free to check out my favorites, there are some good ones in there :D
Info About Me:
I'm 15 years old and in the 10th grade. I have brown curly hair that I always wear in a pony-tail. I'm a tomboy and very energetic. I have 3 brothers and one sister and 2 dogs so its a big family but I love it. I love animals and either want to be a vet or a teacher when I grow up. I love to read (seriously) and I love to write. Country music is awesome. My favorite color is purple. I love romantic movies and all kinds of fiction and fantasy books. My favorite series is Harry Potter (Twilight's good but come one, nothing can top HP.) I used to be an avid reader of twilight fanfiction but with school and sports I don't have much time to read anymore. And... well I could go on and on but I don't want to bore anyone. Check out my fics :)
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life.
Girl runs away, heartbroken and crying. Boy runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
Boy, then gently wipes away Girl's tears and the couple live happily ever after.
I thought this was sweet! If you do too then copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
37 Things to do in an Elevator (Hilarious)
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time"
Becoming A Vegetarian
Summary: Newborn Bella hates the monster she has become. When she meets the Cullen family, they graciously offer her shelter and help. With the Cullens as her guide, Bella embarks on the difficult journey of becoming a vegetarian. Will she also find true love? AU.
Cullen House: http://www.kingdouglas.com/My-Neighborhood/pages/Big-Swiss-White-House.htm
Rose and Emmett's House: http://images.forbestraveler.com/media/photos/inspirations/2006/10/06101601_03_g.jpg
Living Room: http://www.jdesigngroup.com/images/livingroom16_big.jpg
Bella's Room (Guest Room):http://0.tqn.com/d/gonyc/1/5/_/V/RoyalSuiteMasterBedroom.jpg
Carlisle's and Esme's Room:http://www.gocaptiva.http://login.fanfiction.net/account/profile.phpcom/gulfside-images-4-05/BN%20Master%20Bedroom.jpg
Cullen Library: http://ospreynest.net/images/home-library-5.jpg
Cullen Dining Room:http://www.sheelahclarkson.com/equestrian-property/Dining-Room-small.jpg
If I Die Young-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ga_KFC26ZE
Rose's Prom Dress- http://www.newyorkdress.com/La_Femme/15172.html
Alice Prom Dress (same shoes too)-http://www.simplydresses.com/shop/viewitem-PD548600
Bella's Prom Dress (scroll down to the 7th pic of dress. The navy one is hers)-http://www.newyorkdress.com/Faviana/6550.html
50 First Dates
Summary- Based off the movie 50 First Dates. Imagine having to make the love of your life fall in love with you...every single day. What if she forgot who you were as soon as she woke up? This is a love story that proves love really has no bounds. B&E, All Human.
Edward's Engagement Ring: http://www.tiffany.com/Engagement/Item.aspx?GroupSKU=GRP10049#f+0/1009/0/0/0/1009
Liz (as a puppy)-http://www.dailypuppy.com/puppies/josie-the-labrador-retriever_2008-12-22
Liz (with green eyes) http://www.irishviews.com/brown-labrador-7.jpg
Renee (pretend she has green eyes)- http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-42517846/stock-photo-beautiful-smiling-little-girl-with-long-red-hair-in-pink-sweater.html
E.J. (his hair is more disheveled)- http://www.flickr.com/photos/64665861@N00/2222605110/
Emma (pretend she has hazel eyes)-http://www.nationalpost.com/news/canada/Amber+alert+Saskatchewan+ends+girl+found/3245246/story.html
Songs From Edward's Video
Beautiful Soul- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycEe_5kw8us
I’ll be that- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY8bpiE-H8Y
Your everything- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lu-DWA83u8