Hi! I'm Jaded. You can call me that.

My age doesn't matter because I've dealt with more bullshit than the average adult. My user name fits me perfectly for this reason. I am extremely jaded.

Wanna know my dislikes? Ask me. Wanna know what I likes? Ask me. Wanna get to know me? Ask questions. Wanna know what goes on in my life? Click this link -> http://feelthefalling.livejournal.com

I try to smile as much as I can. I laugh when I fall, because it's funny. Weird things are amusing to me. But that's to be expected. Generally the people who get to know me, like me. The ones who don't hate me. I've been likened to heroin via the internet (I took a quiz. People were surprised by the how the results fit me so well.).

"Quotes are like pennies. People pick them up off the street or get them when they don't want them. Then they're dropped onto concrete and left. Or thrown into a lake or well to be forgotten. Occasionally, people keep them. Maybe they're really shiny or were made the year the person was born. But some people collect them. As many as they can. Ones that make them laugh. Ones that make them think. Ones that make no sense. ...I collect quotes. And I try to live by them as best as I can." -Jaded

How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one is fully aware of the blood, the horror inherent in life, when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? If there is a stage at which an individual life becomes truly adult, it must be when one grasps the irony in its unfolding and accepts responsibility for a life lived in the midst of such paradox. One must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once life would collapse. There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out, making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.
-Barry Lopez

QUOTES (HA!)

OTL -Lazy bear (lol Zearbear, LMPO)

Music goes straight into my heart or mind for either caress or fuck. -An author's kyo!muse

A laugh is just a smile having an orgasm. -Lazy Bear

There are bears in africa but they're not really bears. They're kangaroos. -Quentin (my little brother)

If life gives you lemons, than write REALLY awesome fanfics about them!! -An author

Don't be saddish. Have a radish! -Kiri

about recorder(the instrument) Did you know that when you suck on this it doesn't make any noise. ...Only when you blow. -Jaded

It’s like that whole ‘don’t judge a bed by its covers’ thing. -An author's miyavi!muse

Giraffe Song

GIRAFFE SONG BIZNATCH!

There's a giraffe in the ocean! in the ocean! DUCK DUCK! TEH MONKEYS ARE MAD MAD!

The monkey face army ATTACK ATTACK!

Oh nooo, i spilt ma ink on my chocolate, fudge nuts!

GOlly Gosh MS MOLLY BUTT!

GIRAFFE SONG BIZNATCH!

There's a giraffe in the ocean! in the ocean!

DUCK DUCK! TEH MONKEYS ARE MAD MAD!

The monkey face army ATTACK ATTACK!

Oh nooo, i spilt ma ink on ma chocolate, fudge nuts!

GOlly Gosh MS MOLLY BUTT!

Courtesy of Lazy Bear

Taken from A List of 101 Reasons You Know Jrock Yaoi Has Fried Your Brain done on LJ

100. When you think Uruha looks manly.

98. When somebody makes a joke about a man sleeping with his doctor and you automatically think the doctor is a man

77. When you dream that you're a jrocker and in that dream you're that jrocker fucking some other jrocker. -(I've actually done this. I was Toshiya from Dir en grey... And Kyo was uke.)

63. When the icons you uses for LJ/msn/aim are pics of jrockers (most of them acting slutty).

48. When you start thinking Uruha and Aoi (The GazettE) can have children between themselves.

29. When you force your boyfriend to do a full body wax cause j-rockers dont have body hair.

24. When, as you read these posts, you find yourself unbelievably happy that you're not the only one who thinks/does all this weird shit.

15. When you make comments and say information about gay sex (or sex in general) quite graphically, in normal conversation, and then realise it's not normal to know these things, or to say them out loud in such public situations.

9. While reading this list, you realize there's still enough brain left to be fried.

-9. When you have developed an advanced sense of hearing to detect when anyone is coming towards you and your beloved computer.

-12. When a list of "101" gets to "-12"