I love Michael Jackson
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since: 03-01-08, id: 1513781, Profile Updated: 08-26-09
country: USA
Author has written 50 stories for Bill Nye The Science Guy!, Simpsons, Dragon Tales, Arthur, Mario, X-overs, Seinfeld, SpongeBob SquarePants, Blue's Clues, Family Guy, Pucca, Hills Have Eyes, Hannah Montana, Lizzie McGuire, Dilbert, Misc. Cartoons, Sesame Street, Misc. Tv Shows, Friday the 13th, Invader Zim, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Cartoon X-overs, Teletubbies, Child's Play, and Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Hey. My name is Iris. I love Michael Jackson with all my heart.

I've had a pretty fucked up life...don't talk about my past. And DON'T try to start up a relationship with me online. I've had bad experiences from that.

So...yeah. I'm 16 years old and I have a lot of emotional baggage. But DON'T call me emo! Because I hate labels!! >:(


1. My Promise To Michael reviews
This is basically what happened to me after Michael Jackson's death. I don't want reviews saying "Duuhhhhruuur, you can't put tribute things on here, or Duuhhhhruuur, go to hell." I've had enough people tell me that about my MJ fics. Thanks. DX
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-09 - Complete
2. You Can't Fix Me reviews
Wherever Michael is, Heaven or Hell, that's where I want to be...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-21-09
3. My Rendition of The Hunchback of Notre Dame reviews
I cast the "Hunchback" in my mind as a tribute to Michael. Here's how it goes: Esmeralda: Me Quasimodo: Michael Jackson Frollo: Joe Jackson No flames on this story. I'm serious. It's a tribute to my angel, Michael Joseph Jackson.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-19-09 - Esmeralda & Quasimodo - Complete
4. Maisy's Mishap reviews
Maisy the stupid mouse has a quite colorful morning... read the story to find out more.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-14-09
5. He's MINE reviews
Is falling in love with a married man REALLY a sin, or is it that you have no other choice?
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-09 - Complete
6. YOUR MOM reviews
I am BACK, motherfuckers! XD Yet another one of my sick pairings. Please read and review, and once again, NO FLAMES.
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-6-09 - Complete
7. I shouldn't have » reviews
Do not EVER get into a relationship with a serial killer...
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 1-29-09 - Complete
8. Hangovers and Confusion reviews
This is intended to be a JOKE. Don't read if you are easily offended. XD
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete
9. Teletubbies Say Hello! » reviews
Set in London, England, 2009. "Tinky-Winky" Pui Fan Lee is 17, "Dipsy" Simon Shelton is 16, "Laa-Laa" Nikki Smedley is 15, and "Po" Sandra Dickinson is 14. They all are in high school and go to the same school. One day, Nikki has an idea, but it j
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete
10. LMAORANDOMNESS!
I've been waiting to post this for like EVER, but I just haven't had the chance to. Anywayz...enjoy! :D
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete
11. Oh, Freddy reviews
15-year-old Helaina Lee Manson is introduced to the Nightmare Slasher. Little does she know she's going to fall deeper and deeper for him...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-29-08 - Complete
12. The Sweetest Nightmare reviews
Basically an expression of my love to Freddy Krueger. NO FLAMES.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-08 - Complete
13. I shouldn't love you reviews
There you have it. ZAGA.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-08 - Zim & Gir - Complete
14. KruegerxVoorhees FLUFFINESS reviews
Title explains it all. Yes, I know. I have a VERY twisted mind. But Yaoi is hot! :D R and R, please. NO FLAMES.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-10-08 - Complete
15. My Doomsday reviews
A birthday poem I wrote for Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, it's not that happy. R&R. NO FLAMES.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete
16. ByeBye Bernie reviews
I wrote this poem after finding out about Bernie Mac's tragic untimely death. R&R. NO FLAMES.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete
17. We in da Hills, baby! reviews
A story I co-wrote with my friend Rachel about me and all my friends going to the New Mexico foothills. Filled with suspense and cliff hangers. NO FLAMES. R&R.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-08 - Complete
18. UTTER RANDOMNESS OF MY BRAIN! reviews
Just some dumb crap I came up with. Read at your own risk! :D
Sesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-08 - Complete
19. A very perverted picnic reviews
CAILLOU. I seriously hate Caillou. Read this and review it. NO FLAMES.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete
20. Sleep tight, my love reviews
I'm truly insane, aren't I? I'm going to straight up and STRONGLY warn you: This is PlutoxLizard. No likey, no read-ie! OneShot. I hope you like this, Sodapop765. King MJJ, I hope you don't find this disturbing.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-23-08 - Complete
21. Touching a heart turned to ashes so long ago reviews
An angsty oneshot drabblish Lizard thingy. Read and Review. NO FLAMES OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU! READ THIS, SODAPOP765!
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-23-08 - Complete
22. Never eat hotdogs and burp it smells really bad reviews
This is the stupidest thing I have written in my entire life. Please flame this thing. I hate it. I don't even know why I'm posting it. LOL IT'S FUNNEH XD
Dilbert - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete
23. Things that scare me reviews
Only read this if you do not have a short fuse. It's really dumb, but I still don't want any flames.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete
24. Sweet Amber Kisses of Fiery Passion reviews
How much love can emit from a few moments in the mines... R&R. I'M SO DESPERATE! MISS IRIS IS CRYING! ; C No flaming.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete
25. I like you reviews
Broken hearts hurt so much... NO FLAMES. REVIEW. I'M FREAKING DESPERATE!
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete
26. More than friends reviews
A very short LizziexMiranda ficlet I wrote because I was bored. Weird time to be listening to the Backstreet Boys... No flames. PLEASE REVIEW I'M DESPERATE!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete
27. You can look, but u can't touch! reviews
My 1st Hannah Montana fic. I don't even like the show. Please be nice. No flames.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete
28. Above
Just a completely random poem that came out of events of the day. Really weird to be writing this while listening to such a happy Michael Jackson song...
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete
29. Thanks, Wes Craven reviews
A thank-you letterish thing I wrote to Wes Craven. Contains my personal feelings and some slight randomness. REVIEWS NEEDED SO BADLY I COULD SCREAM! No flames.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete
30. To lust so sinfully reviews
A poem I wrote about Lizard. GOD NOW I'M EMBARRASSED! *blushes SEVERELY to a shade crimson* R&R. No flaming, I guess, if you like girls who love freaks and monsters! BTW, I'm listening to MCR right now. Famous Last Words. Random, I know.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-5-08 - Complete
31. Parody of Blue's Big Musical Movie! reviews
Not intended for little kids. However, I DO NOT hate Blue's Clues! I actually love the show. I love Steve. Steve is SEXY AS ALL HOLY HELL! But I hate Joe. GRRRRR how I hate Joe! Anywhom, parody of the music show @ end of movie. R&R. NO FLAMES!
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete
32. Pucca is a crazy mofo! XD LOL GO PUCCA reviews
Pucca is pushed too far! GASP!
Pucca - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-12-08 - Complete
33. POM: Buried Treasure reviews
The Perverted Old Man is at it again! See what he has in store for Chris this time...
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-08 - Chris G. - Complete
34. Sequel to A Very Special Arthur reviews
I HATE it when people write a really good story and don't update. If people don't like me sequelizing their stories, they can kiss my ass.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-8-08 - Complete
35. Quagmire's dirty little secret reviews
What happens when Stewie's curiosity gets the best of him? Rated T to be safe.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-6-08 - Stewie G. & Quagmire, G. - Complete
36. MIRACLE reviews
I thought this song related to how I feel about Michael Jackson as of right now...
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete
37. Tell me if it's OK reviews
A sweet little poem I wrote about Steve from Blue's Clues. REVIEWS DESPERATELY NEEDED BADLY!
Blue's Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-29-08 - Complete
38. Cherry Pie and Crackers reviews
For all us girls/women who have trouble losing weight.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
39. George chokes reviews
Random Seinfeld OneShot.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete
40. Never coming home reviews
Arthur, now 14, just cannot face the pain of life anymore. A OneShot Arthur darkfic/songfic. Lyrics copywright "The Ghost of You" by My Chemical Romance.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete
41. Phantasm
A poem "April" wrote as her cry for help to Michael. TELL ME IF I SHOULD KEEP GOING WITH THIS STORY!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete
42. Mario's tragic incident with the Doritos Ah So! reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory Not really.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-14-08 - Mario - Complete
43. If everything went wrong in Mario Land reviews
WARNING: This story is too random! If you are not a random person, do not read this. NO FLAMES ALLOWED!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-14-08 - Mario - Complete
44. DW gets hauled off to the mental institution reviews
Want to know what happens after D.W.'s anger issues are finally confronted? OneShot. R&R.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete
45. Sequel to Distant Dragons reviews
Probably my only story that will ever be serious.
Dragon Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete
46. King Henry Died Drinking Chocolate Milk reviews
A really stupid story I wrote because I was bored. Oh, well. I thought it was funny. R&R.
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete
47. Billl Nye Disobeys the Laws of Gravity reviews
What happens when the Science Guy doesn't listen to physics!:O
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete