| I love Michael Jackson. |
Author has written 50 stories for Bill Nye The Science Guy!, Simpsons, Dragon Tales, Arthur, Mario, X-overs, Seinfeld, SpongeBob SquarePants, Blue's Clues, Family Guy, Pucca, Hills Have Eyes, Hannah Montana, Lizzie McGuire, Dilbert, Misc. Cartoons, Sesame Street, Misc. Tv Shows, Friday the 13th, Invader Zim, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Cartoon X-overs, Hostel, Teletubbies, Child's Play, and Hunchback of Notre Dame. Hey. My name is Iris. I love Michael Jackson with all my heart. I've had a pretty fucked up life...don't talk about my past. And DON'T try to start up a relationship with me online. I've had bad experiences from that. So...yeah. I'm 16 years old and I have a lot of emotional baggage. But DON'T call me emo! Because I hate labels!! >:( | |||||||
1. My Promise To Michael reviewsThis is basically what happened to me after Michael Jackson's death. I don't want reviews saying "Duuhhhhruuur, you can't put tribute things on here, or Duuhhhhruuur, go to hell." I've had enough people tell me that about my MJ fics. Thanks. DXX-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-09 - Complete2. You Can't Fix Me reviewsWherever Michael is, Heaven or Hell, that's where I want to be...X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-21-093. My Rendition of The Hunchback of Notre Dame reviewsI cast the "Hunchback" in my mind as a tribute to Michael. Here's how it goes: Esmeralda: Me Quasimodo: Michael Jackson Frollo: Joe Jackson No flames on this story. I'm serious. It's a tribute to my angel, Michael Joseph Jackson.Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-19-09 - Esmeralda & Quasimodo - Complete4. Maisy's Mishap reviewsMaisy the stupid mouse has a quite colorful morning... read the story to find out more.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-095. He's MINE reviewsIs falling in love with a married man REALLY a sin, or is it that you have no other choice?Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-09 - Complete6. YOUR MOM reviewsI am BACK, motherfuckers! XD Yet another one of my sick pairings. Please read and review, and once again, NO FLAMES.Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-09 - Complete7. I shouldn't have » reviewsDo not EVER get into a relationship with a serial killer...Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 1-29-09 - Complete8. Hangovers and Confusion reviewsThis is intended to be a JOKE. Don't read if you are easily offended. XDChild's Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete9. Rape Me reviewsA pointless smut story between Charles Lee Ray and my stupid self-insert. XD I guess you could call it a "Romance" if you want, but remember, it's Chucky. He doesn't care about shit.Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-31-09 - Complete10. Teletubbies Say Hello! » reviewsSet in London, England, 2009. “Tinky-Winky” Pui Fan Lee is 17, “Dipsy” Simon Shelton is 16, “Laa-Laa” Nikki Smedley is 15, and “Po” Sandra Dickinson is 14. They all are in high school and go to the same school. One day, Nikki has an idea, but it jTeletubbies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete11. Fucking Freak reviewsJosh is held captive by the insane "surgeon", and they decide to play a little game. Rated T for mild sexual activity.Hostel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete12. LMAORANDOMNESS!I've been waiting to post this for like EVER, but I just haven't had the chance to. Anywayz...enjoy! :DCartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete13. Oh, Freddy reviews15-year-old Helaina Lee Manson is introduced to the Nightmare Slasher. Little does she know she's going to fall deeper and deeper for him...A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-29-08 - Complete14. The Sweetest Nightmare reviewsBasically an expression of my love to Freddy Krueger. NO FLAMES.A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-08 - Complete15. I shouldn't love you reviewsThere you have it. ZAGA.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-08 - Zim & Gir - Complete16. KruegerxVoorhees FLUFFINESS reviewsTitle explains it all. Yes, I know. I have a VERY twisted mind. But Yaoi is hot! :D R and R, please. NO FLAMES.Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-10-08 - Complete17. My Doomsday reviewsA birthday poem I wrote for Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, it's not that happy. R&R. NO FLAMES.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete18. ByeBye Bernie reviewsI wrote this poem after finding out about Bernie Mac's tragic untimely death. R&R. NO FLAMES.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete19. Read at your own risk RANDOMNESS AWAITS! reviewsUm... exactly what the title says. Just some random shit that popped into my head. NO FLAMES. R&R.X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-08 - Complete20. We in da Hills, baby! reviewsA story I co-wrote with my friend Rachel about me and all my friends going to the New Mexico foothills. Filled with suspense and cliff hangers. NO FLAMES. R&R.Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-08 - Complete21. UTTER RANDOMNESS OF MY BRAIN! reviewsJust some dumb crap I came up with. Read at your own risk! :DSesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-08 - Complete22. A very perverted picnic reviewsCAILLOU. I seriously hate Caillou. Read this and review it. NO FLAMES.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete23. Sleep tight, my love reviewsI'm truly insane, aren't I? I'm going to straight up and STRONGLY warn you: This is PlutoxLizard. No likey, no read-ie! OneShot. I hope you like this, Sodapop765. King MJJ, I hope you don't find this disturbing.Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-08 - Complete24. Touching a heart turned to ashes so long ago reviewsAn angsty oneshot drabblish Lizard thingy. Read and Review. NO FLAMES OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU! READ THIS, SODAPOP765!Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-23-08 - Complete25. Never eat hotdogs and burp it smells really bad reviewsThis is the stupidest thing I have written in my entire life. Please flame this thing. I hate it. I don't even know why I'm posting it. LOL IT'S FUNNEH XDDilbert - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete26. Things that scare me reviewsOnly read this if you do not have a short fuse. It's really dumb, but I still don't want any flames.X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete27. Sweet Amber Kisses of Fiery Passion reviewsHow much love can emit from a few moments in the mines... R&R. I'M SO DESPERATE! MISS IRIS IS CRYING! ; C No flaming.Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete28. I like you reviewsBroken hearts hurt so much... NO FLAMES. REVIEW. I'M FREAKING DESPERATE!Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete29. More than friends reviewsA very short LizziexMiranda ficlet I wrote because I was bored. Weird time to be listening to the Backstreet Boys... No flames. PLEASE REVIEW I'M DESPERATE!Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete30. You can look, but u can't touch! reviewsMy 1st Hannah Montana fic. I don't even like the show. Please be nice. No flames.Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete31. AboveJust a completely random poem that came out of events of the day. Really weird to be writing this while listening to such a happy Michael Jackson song...X-overs - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete32. Thanks, Wes Craven reviewsA thank-you letterish thing I wrote to Wes Craven. Contains my personal feelings and some slight randomness. REVIEWS NEEDED SO BADLY I COULD SCREAM! No flames.Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete33. To lust so sinfully reviewsA poem I wrote about Lizard. GOD NOW I'M EMBARRASSED! *blushes SEVERELY to a shade crimson* R&R. No flaming, I guess, if you like girls who love freaks and monsters! BTW, I'm listening to MCR right now. Famous Last Words. Random, I know.Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-08 - Complete34. Parody of Blue's Big Musical Movie! reviewsNot intended for little kids. However, I DO NOT hate Blue's Clues! I actually love the show. I love Steve. Steve is SEXY AS ALL HOLY HELL! But I hate Joe. GRRRRR how I hate Joe! Anywhom, parody of the music show @ end of movie. R&R. NO FLAMES!Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete35. Pucca is a crazy mofo! XD LOL GO PUCCA reviewsPucca is pushed too far! GASP!Pucca - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-12-08 - Complete36. POM: Buried Treasure reviewsThe Perverted Old Man is at it again! See what he has in store for Chris this time...Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-08 - Chris G. - Complete37. Sequel to A Very Special Arthur reviewsI HATE it when people write a really good story and don't update. If people don't like me sequelizing their stories, they can kiss my ass.Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-8-08 - Complete38. Quagmire's dirty little secret reviewsWhat happens when Stewie's curiosity gets the best of him? Rated T to be safe.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-6-08 - Stewie G. & Quagmire, G. - Complete39. MIRACLE reviewsI thought this song related to how I feel about Michael Jackson as of right now...X-overs - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete40. Tell me if it's OK reviewsA sweet little poem I wrote about Steve from Blue's Clues. REVIEWS DESPERATELY NEEDED BADLY!Blue's Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-29-08 - Complete41. Cherry Pie and Crackers reviewsFor all us girls/women who have trouble losing weight.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete42. George chokes reviewsRandom Seinfeld OneShot.Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete43. Never coming home reviewsArthur, now 14, just cannot face the pain of life anymore. A OneShot Arthur darkfic/songfic. Lyrics copywright "The Ghost of You" by My Chemical Romance.Arthur - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete44. PhantasmA poem "April" wrote as her cry for help to Michael. TELL ME IF I SHOULD KEEP GOING WITH THIS STORY!X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete45. Mario's tragic incident with the Doritos Ah So! reviewsThe title is pretty self-explanatory Not really.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-14-08 - Mario - Complete46. If everything went wrong in Mario Land reviewsWARNING: This story is too random! If you are not a random person, do not read this. NO FLAMES ALLOWED!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-08 - Mario - Complete47. DW gets hauled off to the mental institution reviewsWant to know what happens after D.W.'s anger issues are finally confronted? OneShot. R&R.Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete48. Sequel to Distant Dragons reviewsProbably my only story that will ever be serious.Dragon Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete49. King Henry Died Drinking Chocolate Milk reviewsA really stupid story I wrote because I was bored. Oh, well. I thought it was funny. R&R.Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete50. Billl Nye Disobeys the Laws of Gravity reviewsWhat happens when the Science Guy doesn't listen to physics!:OBill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete