Name: Iris Louise Nippers

DOB: 7/07/93

Gender: Female

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

All-time hero: Michael Jackson

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1. ByeBye Bernie reviews

I wrote this poem after finding out about Bernie Mac's tragic untimely death. R&R. NO FLAMES.

Complete - Misc. Tv Shows - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 8-12-08

2. Read at your own risk RANDOMNESS AWAITS!

Um... exactly what the title says. Just some random shit that popped into my head. NO FLAMES. R&R.

Complete - X-overs - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 7-29-08

3. We in da Hills, baby! reviews

A story I co-wrote with my friend Rachel about me and all my friends going to the New Mexico foothills. Filled with suspense and cliff hangers. NO FLAMES. R&R.

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-28-08

4. UTTER RANDOMNESS OF MY BRAIN! reviews

Just some dumb crap I came up with. Read at your own risk! :D

Complete - Sesame Street - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 7-27-08

5. A very perverted picnic reviews

CAILLOU. I seriously hate Caillou. Read this and review it. NO FLAMES.

Complete - Misc. Cartoons - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 7-24-08

6. Sleep tight, my love reviews

I'm truly insane, aren't I? I'm going to straight up and STRONGLY warn you: This is PlutoxLizard. No likey, no read-ie! OneShot. I hope you like this, Sodapop765. King MJJ, I hope you don't find this disturbing.

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-23-08

7. Touching a heart turned to ashes so long ago reviews

An angsty oneshot drabblish Lizard thingy. Read and Review. NO FLAMES OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU! READ THIS, SODAPOP765!

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-23-08

8. Never eat hotdogs and burp it smells really bad reviews

This is the stupidest thing I have written in my entire life. Please flame this thing. I hate it. I don't even know why I'm posting it. LOL IT'S FUNNEH XD

Complete - Dilbert - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-20-08

9. Things that scare me reviews

Only read this if you do not have a short fuse. It's really dumb, but I still don't want any flames.

Complete - X-overs - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-20-08

10. Sweet Amber Kisses of Fiery Passion reviews

How much love can emit from a few moments in the mines... R&R. I'M SO DESPERATE! MISS IRIS IS CRYING! ; C No flaming.

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 7-13-08

11. I like you reviews

Broken hearts hurt so much... NO FLAMES. REVIEW. I'M FREAKING DESPERATE!

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-11-08

12. More than friends

A very short LizziexMiranda ficlet I wrote because I was bored. Weird time to be listening to the Backstreet Boys... No flames. PLEASE REVIEW I'M DESPERATE!

Complete - Lizzie McGuire - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-11-08

13. You can look, but u can't touch! reviews

My 1st Hannah Montana fic. I don't even like the show. I just like Miley Cyrus's music. Please be nice. No flames.

Complete - Hannah Montana - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-11-08

14. Above

Just a completely random poem that came out of events of the day. Really weird to be writing this while listening to such a happy Michael Jackson song...

Complete - X-overs - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-11-08

15. Thanks, Wes Craven reviews

A thank-you letterish thing I wrote to Wes Craven. Contains my personal feelings and some slight randomness. REVIEWS NEEDED SO BADLY I COULD SCREAM! No flames.

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-11-08

16. To lust so sinfully reviews

A poem I wrote about Lizard. GOD NOW I'M EMBARRASSED! *blushes SEVERELY to a shade crimson* R&R. No flaming, I guess, if you like girls who love freaks and monsters! BTW, I'm listening to MCR right now. Famous Last Words. Random, I know.

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 7-5-08

17. Parody of Blue's Big Musical Movie! reviews

Not intended for little kids. However, I DO NOT hate Blue's Clues! I actually love the show. I love Steve. Steve is SEXY AS ALL HOLY HELL! But I hate Joe. GRRRRR how I hate Joe! Anywhom, parody of the music show @ end of movie. R&R. NO FLAMES!

Complete - Blue's Clues - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-08

18. Pucca is a crazy mofo! XD LOL GO PUCCA reviews

Pucca is pushed too far! GASP!

Complete - Pucca - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 6-12-08

19. Sequel to Do Not Masturbate in a Public Restroom reviews

Arthur finally realizes he has a serious problem.

Complete - Arthur - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08

20. POM: Buried Treasure reviews

The Perverted Old Man is at it again! See what he has in store for Chris this time...

Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-11-08

21. Sequel to A Very Special Arthur reviews

I HATE it when people write a really good story and don't update. If people don't like me sequelizing their stories, they can kiss my ass.

Complete - Arthur - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08

22. Quagmire's dirty little secret reviews

What happens when Stewie's curiosity gets the best of him? Rated T to be safe.

Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08

23. I don't wish you well

This is a poem I wrote about my ex-boyfriend... very bitter and brutally honest. NOT generic or sappy in any way! :-

Complete - X-overs - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 4-20-08

24. MIRACLE

I thought this song related to how I feel about Michael Jackson as of right now...

Complete - X-overs - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

25. Tell me if it's OK reviews

A sweet little poem I wrote about Steve from Blue's Clues. REVIEWS DESPERATELY NEEDED BADLY!

Complete - Blue's Clues - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 3-29-08

26. Cherry Pie and Crackers reviews

For all us girls/women who have trouble losing weight.

Complete - SpongeBob SquarePants - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 3-25-08

27. George chokes reviews

Random Seinfeld OneShot.

Complete - Seinfeld - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08

28. Never coming home reviews

Arthur, now 14, just cannot face the pain of life anymore. A OneShot Arthur darkfic/songfic. Lyrics copywright "The Ghost of You" by My Chemical Romance.

Complete - Arthur - Fiction Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08

29. Phantasm

A poem "April" wrote as her cry for help to Michael. TELL ME IF I SHOULD KEEP GOING WITH THIS STORY!

Complete - X-overs - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08

30. Mario's tragic incident with the Doritos Ah So! reviews

The title is pretty self-explanatory Not really.

Complete - Mario - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-14-08

31. If everything went wrong in Mario Land reviews

WARNING: This story is too random! If you are not a random person, do not read this. NO FLAMES ALLOWED!

Complete - Mario - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-14-08

32. DW gets hauled off to the mental institution reviews

Want to know what happens after D.W.'s anger issues are finally confronted? OneShot. R&R.

Complete - Arthur - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 3-13-08

33. Sequel to Distant Dragons reviews

Probably my only story that will ever be serious.

Complete - Dragon Tales - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 3-13-08

34. King Henry Died Drinking Chocolate Milk reviews

A really stupid story I wrote because I was bored. Oh, well. I thought it was funny. R&R.

Complete - Simpsons - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 3-13-08

35. Billl Nye Disobeys the Laws of Gravity reviews

What happens when the Science Guy doesn't listen to physics!:O

Complete - Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 3-13-08