hey everyone!

hmmm... where to start? well, i'm alex. i love twilight, t.A.T.u., harry potter, and reading (of course; why else would i be here? lol). i use smimmies a lot... i have no idea why though. i guess it's just because they're just fun. xP my favorite paring is definitely alicexbella (although i must admit it used to be edwardxbella...).

well, that's pretty much me in a nutshell... juuuuust kidding, i simply can't think of anything else right now.

-alex :o)

and now for some awesomely RANDOM QUOTES!!

"have you ever kissed someone?" ~~ "yes, if by 'someone' you mean the tender crook of my elbow..."

"what's wrong with me?! what's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall!! I FEEL LIKE A WOODLAND CREATURE!!"

"where are you going to find kangaroos?
the zoo of course… now alice, grab a banana. paint it black. pretend it’s a gun and meet me in the pigeon mobile! MWAHAHA!
haha, a banana…
and how many kangaroos shall we steal?
-ponders-… 3! and we shall call them skippy, moses and jesus!
why?
cause then we can shout things like “damn it, moses, you arent jumping fast enough!” and “out of the way everyone! jesus has lost control of the cart! AHH!!” and all that jazz…
AWESOME! but why skippy?
‘cuz that’s the stereotypical kangaroo name of course… and then I’d get to say “skippy get outta the water” in my fake australian accent whenever he/she steps in a puddle :o) "

"don't touch my man, or i'll throw a miley eye at you. O.o "

"well… you see emmie, i kinda tripped over my jeans and banged my knee off the table and then my knee was all like “OMG! i’m leaking red stuff!!” and then the voice in my head said “i know, i can smell it” and then my knee screamed “OMG! make it stop!” and then the voice in my head was all like “okay, but first i’m gonna faint cause the red stuff smells bad” and then everything went black and i woke up on the floor feeling all woozy-like… it was very traumatic :o( "

"only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not sure about the former."

"they all clicked their heals three times saying 'there’s no cheese like swiss cheese!! there’s no cheese like swiss cheese!!'”

"If your date is being annoying just pull out the rubber chicken and bitch slap them with it before making a dramatic exit. :oD "

"it's just a kiss on the cheek right? you should accept it, it'll commemorate your graduation from being a total whore. =D ~supportive~ "

"today the pink one is... umm... one of em... and the blue one is.. i dont know... i hate them. T.T "

"there's only one thing TO do!! WE HAVE TO INDUCE AMNESIA!! HOLD HIM!!" ~~ "that's enough, you two. leave assault and battery to the professionals."

"im on my feet 4 hours a day, 3 times a week! and now you expect me to go home and make dinner for MYSELF??"

"don't drink and drive because you might hit a bump and spill the drink."

"the average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think."

"there are no stupid questions, just stupid people."