| Hisashi Loves Yelen |
Author has written 26 stories for Slam Dunk. I haven't been writing ANYTHING at all and so it follows that my fics will probably not be updated anytime soon. Yeah, I know, how sucky. I love Mitsui, still, after so many years. My obsessions: Julian Barnes, Joaquin Phoenix, Jay Chou and Veronica Mars. Julian Barnes is the best writer alive; I love his thought-provoking novels and the way he deftly shuffles between Elegance and Satire. Some people (i.e. stupid people) have said that he can't do satire, but dude, whoever says that is clearly not capable of reading. "England, England" was the funniest AND most poignant and profound novel I read in the year 2004. Joaquin Phoenix is the best actor alive. I've been in love with him since October 21, 2000, when he went punk rock for his memorable role in that crappy movie 8MM. I had a thing for the punk look and so when he appeared I immediately took notice, but I fell for him when his character died because it was the most convincing death scene from a hot actor I've ever seen. Prior to that I functioned under the assumption that all good-looking actors cannot act; Joaquin proved me wrong. And he's also vegan and I love my men with a big heart so that's a major plus-factor for me, too. Jay Chou is the best singer/songwriter alive. I love his songs (although his latest album treads dangerously close to 'crap' territory), I love his voice and I love his Chinese-ness. People don't believe me when I tell them that I primarily listen to alternative rock because everyone who knows me knows that I love Jay Chou, but hey, do I look like I care? Being a huge Jielun fan also helped me improve my Chinese. How sweet. Veronica Mars is the best TV show ever. I LOVE IT TO BITS AND PIECES. I've watched the first season six times and each time in chronological order and I'm still not even slightly sick of it yet. It's awesome awesome awesome. Sharp writing, brilliant character development, impeccable acting. My god, I don't know what I'd do without this show. And of course, because it's actually quality TV, no one in America is watching it which means its ratings suck crap which means it's always teetering on the edge of cancellation and that pisses me off. People who watch and seriously enjoy The OC should all jump off a bridge. Anyway, one of my favourite VM quotes (out of a million others): "You got a trophy for a rim job?" I love how dirty the dialogue sounds when taken out of context. Bwahaha. Apart from that, I'm 20 this year and in law school and law school kills creativity. Yep, that's my excuse. (What do you mean, volenti non fit injuria?) The bright side to law school is that I know two or three Latin phrases. That's about it. As you can see, I write only Slam Dunk fics. I would write VM fics except...nah. I worship Mitsui/Rukawa, can tolerate Mitsui/Sendoh but HATE HATE HAAAATERukawa/Sakuragi because in my humble opinion, it's just WRONG. (Sorry 'shippers.) As for what I think are my better fics...um, none. Seriously. They all suck. Don't even bother reading them; you'd just waste your time. Instead, read works by Night Strider, Laziness Incarnate and Hagane; they should be worshipped. 22 April, 2006 | |||||||||
1. Inferno reviewsRukawa expresses a sudden interest in Haruko. Non-yaoi and yaoi. [On-going]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-11-052. Miyagi's Secret Admirer reviewsSomebody has a crush on Miyagi! Who can it possibly be? MitRu on the side. [On-going]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-053. Mitsui Hisashi's Blog » reviews[Part 2 up] Exactly what the title says. Rated PG-13 for language in subsequent parts. [On-going]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 12-19-044. Wishing Me a Happy Birthday reviewsBirthdays are not meant to be spent alone. MitRu (I think). [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-19-05 - Complete5. Secret Signal: A Love Story in SMS reviewsWhen Mitsui gets dumped, Rukawa tries to pick up the pieces for him. But the way to Mitsui’s heart is never easy. RuMit. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-05 - Complete6. Walking After You reviewsNew Year’s Eve is the perfect time to confess one’s feelings. Shounen-ai, RuMit. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-05 - Complete7. I Think Your Happiness is Because of Me reviewsMitsui is the biggest cynicplayboy on the block. Complications ensue when, one fine day, he decides to play Rukawa. MitRuMit (I think). [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-25-04 - Complete8. The Truth Is reviewsBirthday fic for Mitsui. Don't really know what this is about. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-04 - Complete9. An Eye For An Eye reviewsA jilted Mitsui sets out to seek revenge on the offender. Etc, etc. PG-13 for language, RuMit. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-7-03 - Complete10. Chance reviewsSequel to "Falling, Fallen", but is also understood by itself. Will Mitsui accept Rukawa's confession? Warning: this sucks. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-1-03 - Complete11. 2 am Poetry reviewsIt's two a.m., and Rukawa receives a call from Mitsui. Despite the title, this isn't poetry. Shounen-ai, MitRu. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-12-03 - Complete12. Falling, Fallen reviewsWhat happens when a team-mate becomes more than that? RuMit, shounen-ai. PG-13 for mild language. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-23-03 - Complete13. Maybe I'm Confused » reviewsA fic aiming to unravel the mystery that is Rukawa Kaede. Chapter 13 up. [On-going]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,028 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 6-14-03 - Published: 12-9-0214. Those Years of Wilderness reviewsA belated birthday fic for Mitsui. How he celebrated his 17th birthday. PG-13 for language. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-25-03 - Complete15. Rhapsody Number Eleven reviewsThis is just another pointless Rukawa/OC fic. Read it if you so desire; I don't care either way. [On-going]Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-1-0316. I'd Confront the Stars Tonight » reviewsMitsui/OC. An exchange student crosses paths with Mitsui. Your typical Mitsui/OC fic. Ch 7: Pointless cat fights ahead. [On-going]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-21-03 - Published: 12-2-0217. Cut reviewsMitRu/RuMit. Shounen-ai. A seemingly innocent Internet conversation results in a night neither Mitsui nor Rukawa would ever forget. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-12-03 - Complete18. Who I Am reviewsWho is Mitsui Hisashi? This is why I love him. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-2-03 - Complete19. Happy Birthday, Sakuragi reviewsIt's Sakuragi's birthday, and he's depressed. A birthday tribute fic to everyone's favourite tensai. My first Hanamichi fic! [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-1-03 - Complete20. Sayonara reviewsRukawa contemplates suicide. PG for content and one swear word. Slightly morbid. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-30-03 - Complete21. The Seal reviewsRyota and Ayako reach the end of the road. Songfic. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-28-03 - Complete22. Stay With Me Awhile » reviewsMitsui Hisashi. MVP. Gangster. Or...just an ordinary guy. Set before he made his comeback. [On-going]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-27-03 - Published: 3-25-0323. Victim reviewsIt involves two Slam Dunk characters. ...Okay, duh. One of them was harrassed by a gang of delinquents. The other happened to pass by and... [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-17-03 - Complete24. Mitsui's Pride » reviewsPoems. For Mitsui.Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-16-0325. See You Later reviewsTetsuo reflects on a certain somebody's life as a gangster. The fic is a lot better than the summary. Non-yaoi. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-4-03 - Complete26. Full Circle » reviewsFour poems about Rukawa for his birthday.Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-02