Fic Quotes that marked a life!

"Your house ATE my stalker!"-From Explosive , Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE?

"All I heard," said Bee. "Was something about whips and sex—you got me interested."

Ei sighed. "Why am I not surprised?"-When Gods Go Criminally Insane

He raised his tattoo at me, since he doesn't have an eyebrow.-Scrumdidileeumptious ('he' is gaara)

"Of course not," Harry laughed. "Lockhart said water kills vampires, so I naturally used fire."-Why Dance When You Can Slay The Dragon?, Omake

"To Severus Snape, I leave a slinky for no other reason than to make you wonder why I am doing this."-Harry's will, in Bungle in the Jungle

Naruto grinned up at him, "Being crazy is the only thing that's kept me from going insane."- the sealed kunai

He looked at the scythe, then at Harry. "I just looked at a legend…" he said, eyes sparkling.-RuneMaster

"Count on Potter to ward a room from any spying just to snog in peace," he said with disdain.-Runemaster

"Look, I said I was sorry. I never even saw the stupid thing!" Walker gestured dramatically to the air. "One minute you're pulling out onto an empty street, and all of a sudden there's cat splattered all over your windshield-."

"-and all over the front bumper, and all over the back bumper, and the roof, and the headlights, and the engine, and three of the tires- one of which, I might add, was a spare in the trunk. Like I said before, I don't wanna know how you managed that, I'm just saying."-In Capable Hands

Dear FF.net user. most wont read this in my profile where im posting it initially, but after the initial post im going viral on this text. why? because there is a cause i want to support. FF.net has been a home for me, for tons of years, and has showed me a lot of fun stuff, friends, foes, and funnys... and now lots of this is at risk, because it seems the moderators of the site has decided to delete some stories with what its colled M or MA content, let it read 'adult themed, pornografic, high violence, and more' and some accounts have been deleted also, its seems. at such, as a user, all i ask is a why? maybe a second chance, and a warning, at least, so that some works can be saved and move, and not for everything to be lost... and if this change the views of the world, and FF.net stops this actions, then my time was mor than worth it.

there is a petition here (fix the spaces):

www. change .org /petitions / fanfiction-net-stop-the-destruction-of-fanfiction-net

or if this link is deleted, just search 'fanfiction.net:STOP the destruction of fanfiction.net!' on google, the original poster was Charlotte Weatherly. this is at the midday of june 6, at 12872/20K, and i have yet to add mine, and this was started yesterday it seems. as i just said up, im going viral on this. this is the end of my note, now im gonna copy this as a reason for my sing in the petition, and then gonna send PM to all my good friends on FF.net for them to join, please al JOIN, STOP THE CENSOR!

FOR THE RETURN OF MA RATING AND SAVING LOTS OF GOOD (dark-ish/sexual) FICS, sing yer name here!

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Someone actually readed my profile? then my job its done. 'read it to them, doesnt matter if it hits the heart of 1 or one millon, as long as it hits the ones who need it' thank you, my dear sensei