Heyy.

Call me Screener.

I am a person. A special kind of person. Fear me. Moo.

September - Alright, so I have no excuse for not updating stuff...I'm just procrastinating...but I SWEAR that I'll have updated at least twice by the end of Labor Day Weekend, okay? Because school just started today, so I might not have much time for fun things such as writing...=/ But I will try my hardest!! Also, I'm still attempting to clean up my profile and make it non-cluttered / interesting...that's about it!! Hasta luego! :)

I Love: RENT, musicals, plays, acting, dancing, singing, music, writing, reading, caffeine, giant pixie sticks, Sharpies, sleeping, roller coasters, procrastinating, talking, movies, John Green, drawing, texting, jewelry, shiny things in general, dancing in the rain, cafés, fuzzy blankets, sparkles, anything rainbow, nail polish, Hank Green, foreign languages, spending money, attention, riding in shopping carts, vlogbrothers, gum, talking in weird accents, bossing people around, french bread, youtube, putting dots at the end of what I'm writing...Shakespeare, fragmented sentences, phone charms, warpaint, mooing, being weird.

I Hate: vegetables, Oklahoma the musical, Canada the country, rap, happy preppy cheerleaders, poetry, books written in poetry form, cornfields, DOTS, cleaning, impending doom, spoiled people, injustice, being forced to read stupid books, homophobia, being ignored, conformists, the suburbs, school, sitting in the front of the room, losing, assumptions, when my computer acts stupid, writers block, cliff-hangers in anything, owing people money, Times New Roman font, proofs.

NOTE: I am a hypocrite...I hate poetry and I just found out that this poem that I wrote is going to be published in a book...go figure...-headdesk-

Ok, so if my user name and stories are ANY indication, I am OBSESSED with the musical RENT! Jonathan Larson is a god...and I am in love with the actors and actresses...but that might be due to the fact that they're all extremely beautiful. I have seen the movie (both the actual and the Filmed Live on Broadway version) more times than anyone could possibly count. I've seen the stage show live twice, once with Adam and Anthony, which totally made my life. I own two Marky Scarfys (one stage and one film design), Roger pants (stage design), Maureen's leather jacket and one of her rings (from the film), Mimi's Out Tonight dress (from the movie), a Collins beanie, and about seven different bottles of Angel nail polish. I protect these with my life. I also own the RENT bible, and read it frequently. In addition to these things, I have my playbills and tickets, Anthony's book which I stole from the library and made him sign, the movie poster which I bought on-line, and the poster for the Filmed Live on Broadway version which I stole from the movie theatre.

Favourite Musicals: Aside from RENT, I am obsessed with A Chorus Line, Aida, Avenue Q, Cabaret, Chess, Chicago, Company, Footloose, Grease, Hair, Hairspray, In The Heights, Jersey Boys, Legally Blonde, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Mamma Mia!, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shrek: The Musical, Spamalot, Spring Awakening, Sweeney Todd, Tarzan, Tick, Tick...BOOM!, Wicked, Young Frankenstein, and You're A Good Man Charlie Brown, among many others. I've seen Avenue Q, Grease, Jersey Boys, Spamalot, Spring Awakening, and You're A Good Man Charlie Brown performed on stage and most of the rest of them either on line on movie.

Favourite Books: Looking For Alaska, An Abundance of Katharines, Paper Towns, Without You, Ballet Shoes, Theatre Shoes, Dancing Shoes, Peter Pan, Peter and the Starcatchers series, The Kingdom Keepers, Harry Potter Series, Hero, A Great and Terrible Beauty series, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Totally Joe, Among the Hidden series, The Lighteneing Thief series, The Freedom Writer's Diary, and The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks.

Favourite Movies: The Breakfast Club, Titanic, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pretty in Pink, St. Elmo's Fire, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Finding Nemo, The Lion King, Mulan, Ballet Shoes, Chicago, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Hercules, Harry Potter movies, The Incredibles, Peter Pan, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Chess, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Sweeney Todd, Fight Club, Juno, The Devil Wears Prada, School of Rock, Legally Blonde, Bill and Ted's Most Excellent Adventure, Shaun of the Dead, and The Wizard of Oz.

Favourite TV Shows: Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Brothers&Sisters, Heroes, Glee, Friends, Gilmore Girls, Make It or Break It, So You Think You Can Dance, America's Best Dance Crew, American Idol, The L Word, Charmed, That 70's Show, Cold Case, Law and Order, Project Runway, Models of the Runway, America's Next Top Model, Zoom, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

Favourite Actresses: Idina Menzel, Tracie Thoms, Ayla Kell, Rosario Dawson, Lea Michelle, Eden Esponsa, Helena Bonham Carter, Kristin Chenowith, Daphne Rubin-Vega, Lisa Kudrow, Katherine Moenig, Milla Kunez, and Selena Gomez.

Favourite Actors: Anthony Rapp, Adam Pascal, Jesse L. Martin, Wilson Jermaine Herdia, Taye Diggs, Rob Lowe, John Ghallager Jr., and Milo Ventimiglia.

Pairings that I like:

RENT

-MoJo (They're my favourite.)

-Angel/Collins (They're adorable...how can you not love them?)

-Roger/Mimi (Cannon, and they complete each other.)

-Mark/Roger (They're entertaining...I don't normally like them together but if it's written well then I like it...)

-Mark/Maureen (Only Pre-RENT...otherwise just no...)

-Mark/Mimi (Guilty pleasure...never thought of it until recently...I'm now kind of obsessed with it...I blame PB...)

Grey's Anatomy

-Meredeth/Derek (Although they just need to get together and stay together.)

-Alex/Izzie (They're so cute together!)

-George/Lexie (George never really found someone...)

-Addison/Mark

-Callie/Arizona

-Callie/Sadie

-Callie/Addison

-Callie/pretty much anyone (What can I say? I love her!)

Brothers&Sisters

-Kevin/Scotty (ADORABLE!!)

-Kitty/Robert (Rob Lowe is SO FRICKIN HOTT!!)

Friends

-Phoebe/Joey

Pairings that I don't like:

RENT

-Angel or Collins and anyone but the other (They are so meant to be together...it's sad when they're not...)

-Joanne/any guy (She's a lesbian people.)

-Collins/a girl (Same reason as above)

Grey's Anatomy

-Cristina/Burke (They annoy me.)

-George/Meredith (They always seemed too brother-and-sister-ish to me.)

-George/Izzie (Same as George/Meridith)

Brothers&Sisters

-William/Holly (I don't like Holly.)

-Justin/Rebecca (They're cute together, but I still see them as related...)

-Sarah/Joe (He's annoying...)

Friends

-Joey/Rachel

-Phoebe/Mike

For Maureen's dress in Bad to the Bone in the 3rd chapter go there -> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41PTat3ZQHL._AA280_.jpg

So - thanks for stopping by!! I hope that you like my stories, if not...well I can't really help you with that. But if you have a suggestion to make my writing better, LET ME KNOW!! I always want to improve! Soo...that's about it...feel free to PM me about anything - suggestions, questions, just to talk!! Although, you might not wanna do the last one, as I scare many people...but that's ok!! :) So read, review, talk to me (or don't), and enjoy life!

-Screener