My name is SouthernB3lle. I'm in college so updates will be hard but I will make them work. My two current stories that I'm focusing on the most is iCarly: iDestroy and Victorious: The Deammakers of Hollywood.

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Favorite Shows: Criminal Minds, Once Upon a Time, Moonlight, Zoey 101 (seasons 3-4), Victorious, Sonny with a Chance, iCarly, Pretty Little Liars, Charmed, and Big Bang Theory.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter 1-7, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, The Hunger Games, Pride & Prejudice, Maximum Ride, The Notebook, The Wedding, A Walk to Remember, The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants, The Last Song, The Outsiders, The Giver, Water for Elephants, Hush Hush Series, and the list goes on.

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Pride & Prejudice, Pirates, Spiderman, Mean Girls, Finding Nemo, 27 Dresses, The Last Song, Cinderella, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, St. Elmo's Fire, and again the list goes on.

What I Write:

-iCarly: Mostly Seddie but I might to do Carly centric, I feel like I relate to her a lot

-Victorious: First story is a AU! Kinda like Friends

-Sonny With a Chance: Might have a co-author to help finish stories

-Zoey 101: Did a few one-shots

-Twilight: Working on it!

What I Might Write:

-Harry Potter: I am a HUGE fan but could never get into fanfictions. I'm going to try.

-The Mortal Instruments/ The Infernal Devices

-Charmed: Maybe one day

What I Will NOT Write:

-The actors/actresses love stories. I did bloppers but that is it. I will NOT write Jathan, Stemi, or anything like that. It's wrong and weird. And stop obsessing over those ships. They are real people and they have feelings. Not a hater.

-Anything with too much drama like Degrassi. That show just got annoying. Same story lines, different people.

What I Will NOT Read:

-People having sex in every chapter. It makes me uncomfortable.

-Actors/actresses stories. See above

-Bad grammar/spelling. I know I don't have the best spelling but there is spell check for a reason and use Beta readers. Mine is awesome.

-Any story where it is bunched up. Please learn how to use the Doc for fanfic before posting. It drives me nuts.

-Text lingo. h8er, brb, ttyl, lol, fml, wtf, etc. I don't want to correct a story in my head while reading (like Huck Finn!)

Stories:

JONAS on Deck with a Chance: JONAS goes on the SS Tipton and trouble arises when London needs models and Zack wants to be a rock star. Chad brings Sonny but regrets it when she starts flirting with Joe. What will happen?

Finished with 10,833 hits, 88 reviews, 30 favs, and 44 alerts!

Two Little Words: Pregnant. She was suppose to be the good girl. She pulled him into his dressing room. He sat down and listened as she muttered the two little words that would change their lives forever.

Finished with a total of 14923 hits, 61 reviews, 67 favs, and 73 alerts! Thank you all so much.

Three Little Words: Sequel to Two Little Words. It's been two year since Sonny and Chad left Hollywood. Now they're back with Morgan at their side, trying to get their careers back. But everything will change when they muttered those three little words. Rewriting. Don't freak out.

Sonny with a Chance of anAll-nighter: The two cast stay up all night. What will happen?

Finished with 19,599 hits, 153 reviews, 78 favs, and 98 alerts!

What Friends Are For: Lucy, pregnant, alone, and no where to go comes to Hollywood to live with Hollywood's It Couple, Sonny and Chad. Confused, Lucy gets involved with the wrong crowd. Sonny must save her while at the same time plan her wedding. Join Channy and Lucy on an adventure like no other.

Finished with 6,227 hits, 34 reviews, 23 favs, and 20 alerts!

I Can't Forget About You: Chad is depressed after Sonny breaks up with him. When he finds out she has moved on, he starts partying, drinking, and more. Do he go to far? Or just far enough? Coming April 2011 and Summer 2011.

Behind Enemy Lines: Sonny and Chad are friends with benefits. Both are in love with the other but don't realize. Sonny decides to break off the friends with benefits when she starts dating Jason. Chad makes her jealous with Estella. Then Jason tells Sonny his deepest secret. Can Sonny handle it? How does she get Chad back? Chapter 2 up.

iBond with the Nub: My first iCarly/Seddie story. Sam and Freddie find out they are both Potterheads during the trailer for the last movie. They start hanging out more. Includes AVPM, AVPS, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and Pottermore.

My Greatest Mistake: Jasper Whitlock is a single father who just moved to Forks. There he meets the love of his life, Alice Cullen. But then his daughter's mother comes back and wants her. Jasper and Alice must fight to keep her with them. All Human

I know, I know. I haven't updated this in forever. But I will. I promise you.

iDestroy: "My name is Julie and I want to destroy iCarly."

The Dreammakers of Hollywood: "Welcome to the 'trying to make it in Hollywood but failing miserably' club. The count is now up to six." My first Victorious story that is an AU. Bade, Tandre, and Cabbie pairing

Favorite Quotes:
"Barely tolerable, I dare say. But not handsome enough to tempt me. " -Mr. Darcy from the movie

"If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on." -Mr. Darcy form the movie

"'He looks miserable, poor soul.' -Elizabeth
'Miserable he may be, but poor he most certainly is not.' -Charlotte" from the movie

"Harry Potter: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.
Hermione Granger: What's that?
Harry Potter: That even though we've got a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have.
Ron Weasley: Yeah?
Harry Potter: Something worth fighting for. " the fifth movie

"Practicing is good, but there's something else that's even more important: believing in yourself. Look at it this way: every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than we are now - students. If they can do it, why not us? " -Harry Potter from the fifth movie

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"You said it once before," said Hermione quickly, "that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we? We're with you whatever happens." Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

I'm a fanficaholic. It has been two hours since my last fix.

You Might be Addicted to Fan Fiction If...

1. When Fanfiction.net goes down you scream, throw things at the screen and sprain your finger clicking the refresh button.

2. The day after posting a new story/chapter your mood is determined by how many hits it got.

3. You know what it means if someone says: A/N: Sorry for the drabble being AU and a little OOC. I wanted to do a lemon but it ended up more PWP. Hope the slash didn’t offend but if it did – DLDR! R&R!

P.S. – I’m looking for a beta. PM if you’re interested.

4. You have ever said to yourself: “I’ll go to bed/finish my homework/clean my house/take a shower just as soon as I finish this chapter.”

5. If the stories you wrote based on a kid’s show were to ever actually air, the censors would have to shut down the whole network.

6. You’ve ever printed out a story so you could read it where you didn’t have internet access.

7. You’ve perfected the art of minimizing your reading screen at work/school when your boss/teacher walks by.

8. You’ve ever gotten mildly depressed when you realized that the fic you just read and fell in love with…hasn’t been updated in 6 months.

9. You contacted the writer of said fic and begged/pleaded/mildly threatened them to: UPDATE SOON!!!!!

10. When asked for your favorite character in your fandom you give the name a character you created.

11. The last time you were assigned a book report you considered doing it on your favorite fic.

12. Someone says they saw “that picture of Draco and Harry together” and you know exactly what one they’re talking about…and said picture is your screensaver.

13. You’ve ever read enough ‘M’ rated fics in one sitting to warrant a cold shower.

14. You could write a term paper on the meaning and cultural implications of imprinting.

15. People can tell you 3 random details about a fic they can’t find…and you know exactly which one they’re talking about.

16. You’ve read/written so many stories that you now follow a completely different canon than the show/book/movie.

17. When you see lemons at the grocery store you blush just a little.

18. Your kid wants to be a ballerina or a firefighter for Halloween...but you give 'em a scar, a broom, a black bathrobe and tell them they should be honored to be the boy who lived

19. You know what days have the lowest reader response...and you NEVER post on those days

20. You’ve ever had an argument on the validity of a characters portrayal in a fic

21. You've ever gotten confused between what happened in a fic and what happened in the show/book/movie

22. The sex you’re writing is MUCH more interesting than the sex you’re having

23. You've ever blown off friends/dates/school/work/breathing fresh air to stay in the house and finish writing a chapter

24. The last thing you do before bed is check your story hits/reviews. The first thing you do when you wake up is check chapter updates.

25. When you watch your favorite show each episode falls into one of three categories: Great episode - can't wait to change the ending; Bad episode - can't wait to change the ending; Old episode - I read a great fic...where they changed the ending.

26. You read a great new book and immediately go online to see if anyone has started a fic community for it.

27. When left without a laptop you've written fics on your phone, napkins, backs of hands and (gasp) in a notebook with an actual pen because...you got this story you just HAVE to get it out!

28. Upon hearing that your family will be vacationing somewhere without internet access you spend more time downloading fics than you do packing

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You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say James and Oliver Phellp is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH!

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, Rhiannon da crazygirl. Fred-Weasley-Isn't-dead, cheesecake15, Gryffindor.girl.for.life, Check-It-Out93

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You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring