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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to not need Depends. Prince Hot Ginge and the Most Shocking Ceremony Ever: Chapter 2: Wendy's fast food and the real Wendy: Wendys-4c-05.jpg http://i54.tinypic.com/23usnt.jpg Bob's Big Boy: http://i55.tinypic.com/wk1xl3.jpg Last Rites: Chapter 1: "Ain't No Rest For the Wicked," Cage the Elephant Chapter 2: "Possum Kingdom," The Toadies Chapter 3: "Karma Police," Radiohead Chapter 4: "Creep," Radiohead Chapter 5: "My Friends," Red Hot Chili Peppers Chapter 6: "15 Steps," Radiohead Chapter 7: "Just Like Heaven," The Cure Chapter 8: "In the Waiting Line," Zero 7 , Chapter 9: "Phantom Limb," The Shins Chapter 10: "East Jesus Nowhere," Green Day Chapter 11: "Damn Damn Leash,"Be Your Own Pet Chapter 12: "You Are the Perfect Drug, " Nine Inch Nails Chapter 13: "Hurt," Nine Inch Nails Chapter 14: (I'm giving several links just in case one doesn't work) "Waves That Never Break, " The Like , "Waves That Never Break," The Like-Song #13 , "Waves That Never Break," The Like Chapter 15: "Storm In A Teacup," Red Hot Chili Peppers / "If I fell" Chapter 16:"I Will Follow You Into the Dark," Death Cab For Cutie How I picture all the characters In IHMFLY(it's like a superhuman race of really good lookin' people!And don't give me grief for my edward-come on...how many dudes can pull off copper hair?): BELLA(w/the haircut from chapter 1): http://tvcocktail.ivillage.com/entertainment/RoseByrnesized.jpg EDWARD: The kid in my avatar. Oh, don't roll your eyes-you know his hair is a magical forest of cullenistic wonders! JAMES: http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/specials/sma06/internet/channing_tatum.jpg ALICE: http://i28.tinypic.com/335cuwi.jpg JASPER: http://i10.tinypic.com/4tt1rpt.jpg EMMETT:http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7924616381/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/03/29/carter.jpg ROSE: http://www.reelmovienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/karolina-wireimage3_1202255216.jpg SEAMUS: http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r152598_546101.jpg MIKE: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/ams06/Matt3.jpg TANYA: http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/P/S/O/alphadogprempic2.jpg LAURENT: http://www.geocities.com/bovellan/the_trent_reznor_ring/trent-logo-01.jpg Links for "She's Royal" Chapter 1: The song video :"She's Royal" http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cp0ESS9V-wI Chapter 2: Waimea Beach and the rock people jump off of: http://www.minihawaiibeach.com/images/Waimea_Bay_-_Oahu.jpg Chapter 3: Waimea Beach, including the small rocks that dot along the shore to swim out to: http://cache.virtualtourist.com/852372-Waimea_Bay-Oahu.jpg Chapter 5: Shark's Cove: http://www.uae.de/hawaii98/oahu-sharks-cove-1.jpg Chapter 6: LYCHEE: http://myhusbandcooks.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/lychee.JPG Bikini Beach in Laie http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ibe8as&s=4 Chapter 7: Bella's dress: http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/summer/whitedresses/halle_berry.jpg "You've got what it takes" bella and edward's song http://youtube.com/watch?v=aHasyQglC08 "Baby Work Out" jackie wilson, bella and jake's song http://youtube.com/watch?v=BnRO2ytjiyg Chapter 10: Laie Point: http://i34.tinypic.com/qoazom.jpg http://i34.tinypic.com/2ep3d6w.jpg http://i35.tinypic.com/30adqoh.jpg http://i37.tinypic.com/302870x.jpg Chapter 11: "Arms of a Woman" Amos Lee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5hPVqPMywc&feature=related Chapter 12: Edward's Lullaby, "High and Low," Greg Laswell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qVNJbAJTBc Chapter 13: Bella's lullaby, "Ghost," Indigo Girls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NxtFHNqq1Y Chapter 14: "The Sea," Morcheeba http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOzIdqBKy6k Chapter 15: Bella: "I Thought We Had," Family Stand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeF23Sv5NPA Edward: "Holding On," Beauty Room http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYnj5YP1WNI Chapter 16: Maxwell's rendition of "This Woman's Work": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxu-i8on15Q Chapter 17: Incubus: "Dig" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVScLWMb6k Chapter 18: Dave Matthew's Band's "Crash Into Me" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ_Nf7yGxbc Chapters 19 and 20: Zero 7's "Destiny" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INn1C6ImJKg Picture of Tahitian Black Pearls and Pearl Rings(minus the diamonds): http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NsdkzFis63g/Rx_UpGtiWSI/AAAAAAAAABM/FIXWqFVIsMA/s400/black-pearl-ring.jpg http://www.superyachtunlimited.co.nz/site/superyacht/files/images/Black_Pearls/loose_black_pearls.JPGLinks for "Hate Myself For Loving You" Chapter 1: 1)Bella's new haircut(I wanted her to look almost like an anime hottie): http://www.kabillion.com/img/gfx/music/kbeat/2007/07/live_earth/live-earth_02.jpg Chapters 4-6: 1) "Crimson and Clover" Joan Jett cover video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dKhGuUSJvg8 Chapter 9: 1) Bella's "anti-regulation rocker girl" performance outfit (with her hair like in chapter 1's links) http://www.johndavies.org/pic-pjharvey-live2.jpg 2) How I envision Alice and her club outfit: http://bp2.blogger.com/_PgzWtj7VIiM/RYBMUMk86sI/AAAAAAAAARQ/npkCWhSHJ8Q/s1600-h/Shannyn+Sossamon1.jpg 3) Laurent: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/spunkee311/NineInchNails.jpg 4) BELLA'S DEBUT PERFORMANCE SONG: http://youtube.com/watch?v=97Vzw366UwM Chapter 11: 1) The song "I Hate Myself For Loving YOU" http://youtube.com/watch?v=RykYwPl2GM0 Chapter 16: Emmett: http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7924616381/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/03/29/carter.jpg Seamus(pronounced "Shaymus"): http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r152598_546101.jpg Haka--Warrior Chant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD6Cmqt3Jto&NR=1 Chapter 17: Cool Rider: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SDaJi8OgPkk Chapter 18: The Longest Time: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Smeyf8nhM5Q Chapter 22: The lace bra and panty set Alice gave Bella to wear under her dress--think of it in black though: http://belisi.typepad.com/ties_cufflinks_polos/images/2008/02/27/v273086.jpg Alice and Bella's boots and dresses: http://cm1.dotspotter.com/media/0/36/28/rhianna-ny-2.jpg http://www.dotspotter.com/photos/417259_Rihanna_sexy_in_Tribeca Chapter 23: How Bella is sitting essentially in those Louboutin Boots in front of Edward: http://blog.hogenkamp.com/wp-content/2006/12/flashdance.jpg CHapter 25: Sugar Pop Ballad song that Bella serenades Edward with: http://youtube.com/watch?v=OqumjziPTzk Chapter 26: http://www.edmunds.com/pictures/VEHICLE/2006/Lexus/100610397/2006.lexus.sc430.20027795-396x249.jpg Chapter 28: Alice's "Devil With a Blue" dress http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2980/lgfiesta5hs7.jpg Chapter 32: The Buckcherry Song that Bella sings: Crazy Beyotch: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DMPy7UE1cNE Chapter 34: Mike Newton's New Haircut: http://whateverlifemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/david-beckham-espn-dot-com.jpg The Warlock-Santa Duet: "One Foot In Front of the Other": http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ugc65WMV7Z0 Chapter 35: Mikes' outfit http://www.sheknowsbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/davidbeckham-vest-skinny-tie-thumb.jpg Alice's outfit: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=mqxzl&s=4 Bella's skirt and top: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4ua1pz&s=4 http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=iw3y20&s=4 Bella's song: My Sharona: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vg5fav3FMQA Laurent's song: Are You Gonna Be My Girl http://youtube.com/watch?v=DYbZNamJQ5g JAme's dedication song: Big pimpin; http://youtube.com/watch?v=plUy7Me_fZQ Chapter 36 song links: Bella: Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Suck My Kiss:" http://youtube.com/watch?v=cF8CEKrFHXo Laurent: Hinder's "Get Stoned:" http://youtube.com/watch?v=1jdILYbSkwQ Alice: Cardigan's "Been It:" http://youtube.com/watch?v=oP33qjMYHDY Chapter 37: 1)Laurent: Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch" http://youtube.com/watch?v=DTRW7sGgiUE 2) Mike: Kaiser Chief's "Ruby" http://youtube.com/watch?v=JMDcOViViNY 3) Bella: Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator" http://youtube.com/watch?v=t4u5om4xihU 4) Alice: M.I.A's "Paper Planes" http://youtube.com/watch?v=7sei-eEjy4g 5) Bella: Sublime's "Caress Me Down" http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvEj5iZMEpU 6) Bella: The Black Key's "Your Touch" http://youtube.com/watch?v=dKXlgISd3iA Chapter 43: 1)Garbage: Cherry Lips: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqaUZkf52fs 2) Garbage: I think I'm Paranoid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpRiSb_Ir-s 3) INCUBUS: DIG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVScLWMb6k Chapter 46: RACHAEL RAY'S CORN PORN WITH SPECIAL GUEST LINDA FROM SAN JOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRda_A4zXpI Swingers Vince Vaughn "You're Growns Up" scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTPxEwfNTJc Saving Abel's Addicted To You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKfNhK39zgE Joan Jett's "Crimson and Clover: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhonK8NMm8 Chapter 49: 1)Emmett's dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwL2UQShcio&feature=related 2) Angel From Montgomery, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlcP3FOTM0U Chapter 54: example of a lava lava/sarong/ wearing dude: http://magazine.byu.edu/issues/2/40/27.jpg Chapter 55: 1) UB40's "Breakfast In Bed:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKG3ykRMGiI 2) UB40's "Come Out And Play:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzLF5mrJo7o 3) Koru Pendant Em's Mom gave to Rose: http://i2.ediy.co.nz/100994.jpg 4) Fern Frond that the Koru's design originates from: http://korutheatre.com/images/koru.jpg Chapter 56: 1) The Donnas: "Take Me To the Backseat" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-80KAH3MJlY Links for 10 Steps to Seducing: Chapter 4 Picture links: 1) bella-ish brigitte bardot picture Chapter 6 Picture Links: 1) Bella's new sex hair (but think darker, longer, and thicker on bella) 2) bella's new sex hair(picture 2) Chapter 7 Links: 1) The babydoll Mike sees her in 2)Bella's outfit she will wear for her reunion with Edward Bella's outfit she will wear for her reunion with Edward- picture 2 Chapter 13 Links: 1) Cherry Pie Song youtube Link in all it's cheesy 80's glory: 2) Bella's "Ballet-ates Workout" Outfit Chapter 15: 1) Bella's "Mary Ann" school outfit: http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/lucky13-black-capris.html Chapter 17 Links: 1)Bella's "examination" blue gown/babydoll: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=8N-181938&page=1&cgname=OSSLPBABZZZ&rfnbr=697 2) Emmett's Pete Rose Visual Aid for Sliding into Second Base: http://www.campanellos.com/roseslide.jpg Chapter 18 Links: 1) Bella's "Ballet-ates" workout song "Nasty Girl" for the night: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2xu4JG8f3pQ 2) Dr. Edward's examination song "Sexual Healing": http://youtube.com/watch?v=vjQWWSSM2Tk Chapter 19 link: 1) Kidd Rock's "So Hott" video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fLfwdl7rWTU Chapter 21 Links: 1) Josh Groban song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBga34W57As 2) Kid Rock song-Bawitada: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FxCNH_GoHKU 3) Jonas Brothers song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8JUvbJekM88&feature=related CHAPTER 22 LINKS: 1)Rosalie, Alice and Bella's modesty makeover dresses(Rosalie is the sailor dress, Bella's is the pink, Alice's is the blue and white): http://www.costumeholidayhouse.com/theatre/images/jpg/2-9.jpg 2) EMMETT, EDWARD's and JASPER's modesty makeover outfits http://www.osoblog.tv/The-Jonas-Bros.jpg Chapter 26 Link: Alice's naughty Catholic School Girl outfit: http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000J2I9ZM.01-A2Y624Y5TXKSKI._SCLZZZZZZZ_V40841734_.jpg An idea of Rose's Slutty Secretary outfit(not quite right, but the best I could do-think bun, glasses, heels, tight black skirt, tight top, with cleavage and a red bra blaring out from underneath: http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_42/1140658499C9U4GG.jpg Chapter 35 Link: YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM | |||||||
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