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since: 03-03-08, id: 1515403, Profile Updated: 07-15-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 20 stories for Tekken, Mighty Boosh, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Resident Evil.

Hai dere folks!
I'm Emilee and I'm seventeen with a mental age of about that but subract the ten.
I have a short attention spanners are great aren't they?
I'd say I'm a kind and caring person who loves to make peple laugh, which is why most of my stories are piss-takes.
I'm Shorty McShortshort. A whole 5'3 without shoesies. But smaller girls have bigger imaginations. Yep.
I live in a place fill of tea and crumpets where people say "tally ho" and "pip pip"
No I don't live in London and I don't have a posh accent.
I'm a northen bird and I talk lark this an' stuff.
I also love reading, writing, drawing, performing, going to the theatre and playing video games. But not at the same time, obviously.
My PS3 user name is EmileeElectro.
If you have one, add me and we'll pwn some n00bs, as they say!
Toodle pip! xox

Please note: I haven't been writing much recently due to a family berevement and school work. However, we've all recovered and I've started writing again because I have no more work to do.


...And i woz liek 'omfg wtf r u doin?' and he woz like 'lol i duno' and i went omfg-

Stop! Grammar time!

If you talk like that, please refrain from speaking to me. It makes my eyes bleed.

Thank you.

Stories

He loves her, he loves her not - Thank you to everyone who has supported me with this story so far. Ideally, I imagine I will write four more chapters, I don't want it to out stay it's welcome, hehe. I had the idea of ending it with a cliffy, but I'm unsure yet. I'm sorry I only update about once every two months, but school is my main priority at the moment. (Lame excuse, I know. Forgive me. xP)

The Office Life Of A Turk - Unfortunately, I've had no ideas where to take this one. Sorry to any readers, but I'm sure I'll be updating soon. :)

Leave it to Bakura! - I did have another chapter ready, but decided to scrap it and write another. I'm low on ideas at the moment, But I'll bounce back, I always do :)
To be honest, I don't really follow the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise anymore. (gasp!) I think I'll have to watch a few episodes again, won't I? :)

Behind The Scenes With Resident Evil - I'm currently a bit busy with 'Falling' but I watched all the RE5 cutscenes a few days ago and wrote down some funny ideas, so expect to see more from this story! This is one of my main priorites at the moment. I'm writing the final chapter and I've written some outtakes so. I also have an idea for the final chapter which I hope you will all take part in :)

Falling - I'm absolutely gobsmacked with the feedback! Seems to be one of the best stories I've written, and I think people like it. Thank you so much to the people who have reviewed and faved! I'm currently writing the second chapter, I need to look into Jill's file on RE5 and take a few notes. I've been busy with school work, but I'm free now, so expect another chapter soon; thanks for being paitent :)

Possible upcoming stories

Ask us anything, we don't shoot... unless your a zombie, of course. - A Q&A with the cast! I'm extremely iffy with this idea, I'm unsure whether they are allowed on here? I've seen a few with other games, and decided to make a RE one. Ask anyone anything. I'll make it as funny, and piss-taking as possible.
Again, if you are a fan of RE and like this idea, send me a PM. Thanks :)

A little gift to the reviewers of my story Behind the scenes with Resident Evil:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p106/emz102006/Picture148.jpg

MSN: my.sweet.revenge@hotmail.co.uk

MySpace; www.myspace.com/funkypunkyfish

Roosterteeth: http://sh.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=606485

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1. Falling » reviews
What really did happen when Wesker saved Jill? Slight spoilers. Perhaps a JillxWesker pairing later on.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 4-14-09 - A. Wesker & Jill V.
2. Behind the scenes with Resident Evil » reviews
An insight to the real characters when they are off-screen. A pancake replacing Wesker? Sheva's voces changes? Outrageous. No spoilers until chap 4. Parody fic, so expect OOCness.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - A. Wesker & Chris R.
3. He loves her, he loves her not » reviews
Yuffie and Vincent are always arguing. She thinks he's trying to stick his nose in everywhere. He just wants to help. Gradual Yuffietine. CloTi and probabaly some more pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,340 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
4. By the way, I love you » reviews
A series of short unrelated drabbles including popular and not so popular pairings. I'll take any requests. :
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 8-30-08 - R. Bakura & Yūgi M.
5. Leave it to Bakura » reviews
Let Bakura banish those myths you hear about the Brits! Open to suggestions and what not.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 8-7-08 - R. Bakura
6. From Mother To Son » reviews
Rufus receives a loving letter from his mother... She clearly misses him. Okay, two-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 7-15-08 - Rufus - Complete
7. Age is a number reviews
To him, Rikku is an annoying sulky teen. To her, Auron is the greatest man ever. They share a room at the inn and sparks begin to fly. Aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-08 - Auron & Rikku - Complete
8. The Office life of a Turk » reviews
Some short stories about what the Turks may get up to in the office.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 4-11-08 - Reno
9. The SOLDIER and The Flower Lady reviews
Short one shot about Zack and Aeris. She loses her materia, he returns it. She wants to give him more than a 'Thank you'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-7-08 - Aerith G. & Zack F. - Complete
10. I kissed the president reviews
Rufus hires a new secretary, but does she get more than she bargained for? Work before romance, or is it? RufusxOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-08 - Rufus
11. Final Fantasy VII Go To Rehab reviews
What it says in the title... Please R&R
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-30-08 - Cloud S. & Vincent V. - Complete
12. Poor Reno reviews
Reno's been drinking... again. But this time, it's because of someone... but who?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-26-08 - Reno - Complete
13. I wish you would love me reviews
anonymous POV. Vincent is sad and she wants to cheer him up. You'll have to read it cos I suck at summaries XD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-4-08 - Vincent V.
14. You thief! reviews
Reno has stolen something from Cloud. And he wants it back, so no one finds out his secret...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-3-08 - Cloud S. & Reno - Complete
15. Kidnapped reviews
Taira works for a political newspaper, Reno kidnapps her for questioning. But what will happen when Taira falls for Reno?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-08 - Rude & Reno - Complete
16. The transformation into Devil Jin reviews
Songfic describing Jin's transformation into Devil Jin. Please R&R it's my first songfic.
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-08 - Complete
17. Mighty Boosh go to rehab reviews
Yeah, what the title says... They go to rehab for serious help. BAHA
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
18. The Quiz Show! reviews
The Tekken characters go on a quiz show. Should be all fun and games, shouldn't it? Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, don't sue.
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-08
19. Jin and Julia are getting Married! Or Do they? reviews
Yep, Jin and Julia are getting married. But Kazuya doesn't approve. Why not? read on to find out...
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-08
20. What Tekken would be like if it was a British Soap » reviews
I think this is what Tekken would be like, if it was a soap... Please read and review, it's my first fanfic : if you dont understand some of the words, just ask. Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, don't sue.
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-5-08
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