Name: Courtney

Age: 15

Current Obssessions: Death Note, Doujinshi, Anime, yaoi, Dashboard Confessional, Sket Dance, Durarara!!

Favourite bands/artists: Dashboard Confessional, Marianas Trench, Kate Voegele, Simple Plan, Panic! At The Disco, Evanescenece, Carrie Underwood, Owl City, Blake Shelton, Darius Rucker, Maroon 5, Faber Drive, Secondhand Serenade and more.

Favourite TV shows/Anime: Supernatural, One Tree Hill, Merlin, Big Bang Theory, 90210, Big Brother, Two and a Half Men, Friends, New Adventures of Old Christine, Glee, Hellcats Greys Anatomy, Sket Dance, Soul Eater, Death Note, Kyou Kara Maou, plus more I cannot remember currently

Favourite Books/Movies: Twilight Saga, Harry Potter Saga, The Ugly Truth, Diary of a Wimpy Kid(Movies) anything by Sarah Dessen.

Favourite Pairings

Death Note:

MelloxNear OTP

LxLight

MatsudaxAnyone

Bakuman:

ShujinxSaiko

Soul Eater:

SoulxBlackStar

SoulxMaka

KidxSoul

KidxBlackStar

SteinxSpirit

Gravitation:

ShuxRyu

TohmaxSakano

ShuxTatsuha

One Tree Hill:

LucasxHaley

HaleyxChris Keller

LucasxPeyton

BrookexJulian

Baka To Test To Shokanju:

YoshixYuuji

Ninja PervertxAnyone (XD)

Kyou Kara Maou

WolframxYuuri

GunterxGwendal

ShinouxDaikenja (NOT MURATA)

ConradxShouri

MurataxYuuri

Durarara!!:

ShizuoxIzaya OTP

KidaxMikado

Merlin:

xMerlinxArthur

MerlinxGwen

Supernatural:

DeanxCastiel

Now for a couple of those fan made questionares (Idunno what they're called)

Choose your ten favourite anime characters (Don’t have to be all from the same anime)

1-Near

2-L

3-Wolfram

4-Mello

5-Light

6-Matt

7-Murata

8-Matsuda

9-Misa

10-Yuuri

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me (Sleepy): What?
Near: Where are my toys? Did you hide them again?

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

L asked me out!?!

Yes!! Kawaii :D

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Wolfram bursts in: Where’s Yuuri!??!

Me: Not in here. *Sweatdrop*

Wolfram: Gomen. He leaves.

4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Mello announced he was gonna marry Misa?
O_O weird…

5 cooked you dinner?

I wouldn’t eat it cause Light may have poisoned it

I think he’s out to get me :P

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me= weirded out, looking at Matt sleeping next to me

Why is he here?

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Murata, D’awww J I welcome him with open arms

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Matsuda? Did he fall out of another window?

9 made fun of your friends?

Slap Misa in the face J

10 ignored you all the time?

It would make me sad if Yuu-chan ignored me L

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Em, Near would probably capture them with his brilliant intellect.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

L? A helicopter to take me home maybe? I dunno

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Wolfram might give me something cute Gwendal made :D

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Me: Mello the house is on fire! What do we do?
Mello: I don’t know what you’re doing, but I’m escaping. He grabs his chocolate and jumps out the window like a ninja.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Light would probably watch and laugh.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

I’m about to marry Yuuri; Matt’s reaction would be happy for me? I don’t know…

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Murata’s the sweetest, he would listen to my issues and let me cry it out J

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Matsuda would probably panic and try to convince me not to do anything that I might regret.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Misa might just be a cheerleader or sorts, or do nothing.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Yuuri would either sweat drop, or try to calm me down.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because he’s Near, so cute and unforgettable.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

L tells me about his deeply hidden love for Misa.

Me: OMG I thought so. It’s about time :D

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Wolfram wouldn’t want to come meet my parents, he’s too busy pining after Yuuri

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Mello loves Misa as well, which probably mans a duel between L and his number 2 successor

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Light and Matt, I hope not :P

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Matt? I would probably do nothing depending on whose heart he breaks…

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

My mind: Murata is looking at me! *blush*

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Matsuda is not a she… Anyway I’d tell HIM that he is too cute not to have a girlfriend(Boyfriend) xD

Number 9 asks you were you have been all his life

MISA IS NOT A DUDE! I’d say; I’ve been hiding from ninjas/ Kira

You see number 10 in front of a mirror, you say?

Mmm yummy :D Yuuri is kawaii

And another one

Choose 12 of your favourite Death Note characters and put them in any order:
1-Mello

2-L

3-Matt

4-Near

5-Light

6-Matsuda

7-Soichiro

8-Sayu

9-Watari

10-Misa

11-Mikami

12-Takada (Not really, just ran out of characters -.-')

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

MatsudaxMikami; no and i'm not about to start

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Near is super kawaii, nore cute than hot but I'm still a huge fan of his!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Takada got Sayu pregnant... Uhh, i don't think the world is ready for that... Next question!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Watari, he's in a lot of them, but not about him.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

LxMatsuda, idk they might. depends on how you look at it.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

LightxWatari or LightxMisa Lol do you even have to ask? LightxMisa

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Soichiro walked in on L and Takada having sex, LOL he would probably leave, being scarred for life, or tell Light his "girlfriend" is cheating on him.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

MattxMisa uh okay. While on pursuit of Light with Mello, Matt meets Misa and the two immediatley hit it off. Matt by that point knows Misa is obssessed with Light, but he is determined to change her mind.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

MelloxSayu. I don't know, there actually might be.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

SoichiroxTakada Title: Light's a jerk

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Near to deflower Mello! I'd use a rivalry turned to love, or a secret admirer type fic :)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Matt, Idk not likely

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Mikami; hmm possibly. who doesn't love Mikami? I do :D

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

LxNearxLight; oh god, i'm pretty sure they don't. that might actually be kinda hot! *

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Misa; uhh pass?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Sayu; I dunno i don't know her character very well.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

MelloxMatsudaxTakada; WARNING:Yaoi, OOC, crack...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Misa on L: Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Lol xD

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between One and Eight?

Mikami on MelloxSayu. It is unlikely that Mikami would care, don't yah think?

20) How emo is Seven?

Soichiro, not very :/

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You Say Pink
I Say Red
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Green Day
You Say Zac Efron
I Say you need help
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say anime sucks
I Say SCREW YOU

You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You:

1. Put your own Death Noteand a real Shinigami on the top of your Christmas list.

2. Watch all the episodes in slow motion.

3. Spend months trying to draw the L symbol.

4. Do research on characters in Death Note that you haven't even seen in an episode yet. (Matt, Near, Mello, Sidoh)

5. Cried when Matt died and then a few minutes later get pissed that he was only in the episode 2 min and 45 sec through out the entire season.

6.Squealed when you first saw Mello.

7. Cheered after Near smiled for the first time. (even though it looked creepy/cute at the same time)

8. Keep a list of everyone that has ever died through out the show.

9. Have the entire movie saga memorized.

10.Are convinced that a stuffed Ryuk doll is real.

11.Cheered after Light Yagami died.

12. You're convinced that you're meant to be with a Death Note character.

13. Go by L even though your real name starts with a different letter.

14.Said "Awww" after L smiled in L: Change The WorLd. (I LOVE THAT MOVIE AND THE BOOK!)

15.Day dream all day about stealing Mello's chocolate.

16. Only eat apples, chocolate, and other high calorie treats.

17. Wear a leather vest everywhere you go.

18. Wear swimming goggles on your head at school.

19. Twirl your hair like Near when your pretending to think.

20.Start debates on whether Matt, Near, Mello, or L is the hottest in the middle of class. (And BB!)

21.Somehow, randomly, link Gelus's death to Light.

22.Learn Japanese just to find out what the heck their saying in the theme song. (Good thing I'm attempting!)

23. Make a list called, "You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You".

24. Waste your time reading a list called, "You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You".

Copy and Paste if your obsessed with Death Note! :D

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do:

1.I'm not allowed to call Mello a Yellow Fellow eating Jello with a Pillow.

2.I'm not allowed to tell Misa her butt looks big.

3.I'm not allowed to convince Ryuk that apples have gone extinct.

4.I'm not allowed to cut Near's puzzle pieces to where they all look the same.

5.I'm not allowed to pull the Death Note out infront of L and ask casually, "So...what is your real name?"

6. I'm not allowed to put super glue on Matt's cigarettes.

7.I'm not allowed to lock Beyond Birthday in a closet and tell him to stop being so freakin creepy.

8.I'm not allowed to switch Mello's chocolate with mud, clay, etc. for he shall call the Mafia on my butt.

9.I'm not allowed to write "I'm Kira you idiots!" on Light's forehead. I did that. xD

10. I'm not allowed to put bologna in Matt's Play Station.

11.I'm not allowed to lock Mello and Near in a closed for Mello shall surely kill Near.

12. I'm not allowed to ask Rem where her parrot is or if she's seen Jack Sparrow lately.

13.I'm not allowed to bribe Ryuk to add a rule in the Death Note that states, 'People who don't like shrimp shall die!'.

14.I'm not allowed to tell Mikami that "The God" asked for a cheeseburger like an hour ago.

15. I'm not allowed to switch L's sweets with sugarless ones.

16. I'm not allowed to ask Beyond if his mother was high while naming him.

17.I'm not allowed to tell Mello that he looks like a girly girl

18.I'm not allowed to write love notes to Misa and tell her there from Light.

19.I'n not allowed to tell Mastuda that Sayu want's to go out with him.

20.I'm not allowed to kill Takada, because she is already dead T.T

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148,Danni Lea, SadieYuki, felinerx, Miyuki Sohma,No-Idea-For-A-Name, CrimsonTearsXDeidara, HarajukuSushi, Mellofangirl, Saints and Sailors

(Not mine, just thought it was funny :))

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Something I liked :3

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and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

"Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have L!"

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

If I won't be myself, who will?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

When life gives you lemons, squrit the juice in someone's eyes until they cry and beg for mercy.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

A sane mind is a boring one.

I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

(Not mine)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Yep)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (mhm)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.


You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Yep)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I do xD)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. (Oh yeah.)

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

This report is from another Death Note fan and, whoever it is, they are brilliant.

After researching the rules of the Death Note once again, I stumbled upon one that could help prove the fact that Matt and Mello did not die on their canon death day. The rule is:

'If writing the same name on more than two Death Notes is completed within 0.06 seconds, it is regarded as simultaneous; the Death Note will not take effect and the individual written will not die.'

As found in How to Use: XV. This is the theory that I formulated:

As Mello's death approaches, Sidoh is watching from the sidelines. He sees the date above Mello's head and realizes that the blond has very little time left. So, as he watches Mello drive the truck to Nagano, Sidoh travels to the human world, takes out his Notebook, and writes Mello's real name down. Sidoh is doing this because since Mello has at one point owned his Death Note, Mello can be considered as an owner of the Death Note. Since another rule states that the only god of death that can kill the owner of the Notebook is the one who gave their Notebook up in the first place, Sidoh thinks that it's his responsibility to end Mello's life(as Ryuk does to Light later on in the book).

At the same time Sidoh is just finishing writing 'Mihael Keehl,' Takada is also hurrying to write Mello's name in the scrap of the Notebook. The two finish writing the 'l' at exactly the same time, causing the first mentioned rule to take place.

Meanwhile, Mello is fully expecting to be killed by Takada. He becomes confused when it takes longer than it should, then realizes that something must have gone wrong. Excited that he may continue to live, Mello fakes his death, purposely crashing the truck into Nagano. Knowing Light would want to erase any evidence, Mello quickly escapes and manages to get away while the church burns in the distance.

He finds a way to get back to where the kidnapping had first taken place, following the route that Matt was supposed to take. When he reaches the clearing where Matt's car is at, riddled with bullet holes, he rushes to the redhead. A quick check at the redhead's pulse assures him that Matt is still alive, merely acting as if he had been shot down, whereas he'd actually been wearing a bullet proof vest. The blood stains are from his arms, which were unprotected by the vest and hit by three bullets, since most of the bodyguards had been aiming for his chest. The blood soaks nearly his entire outer vest, making it appear as if he'd been shot in the chest.

Mello picks Matt up and rushes to the nearest hospital where the hacker can be fixed up.

In the safe confines of a new apartment somewhere secluded, the two, both alive, watch as Kira is finally put to an end by Near.

Copy and paste this report to your profile if you KNOW that Matt and Mello are not dead, but living together without the worry of dying. (Not yaoi!)

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