SaNgUiNaRiAnThOrN's pRoFiLe.

Hello! I am the lovely SanguinarianThorns, and yes, I am a hardcore gamer. And PROUD OF IT!

NoTiCe BoArD

Hope you all like my newest story, The Murderer's Tale, chronicling the story of Lucien Lachance. Bon Appetit, and enjoy my little road down research lane.

PrO pIx

Is it a guy? Or a girl?

DiScLaImEr

I don't own anything. Got It? You better.

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ALL ABOUT ME!

Name: Sanguina-... Jenna. >:-D
Date of Birth: September 5
Birthplace: Dirty Jersey!!
Current Location: Mah House. >:-D
Eye Color: Grayish Green
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'6
Heritage: I'm a mixture of German, French, English and Albino.
Piercings: Belly piercing! >:-D
Tattoos: 0

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PROJECTS

The Murderer's Tale- How did Lucien Lachance become a Speaker? And what was the road wrought with?

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THEME SONGS OF MY OC'S

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Kissed someone before dating (Dun dun dun)
x Gotten a phone taken away at school (hey I have no watch)
) Gotten caught chewing gum
x Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 2

) Arrived late to class more than 5 times (I never showed up on monday mornings)
x Didn't do homework over 5 times (probably over 500 times)
(x Turned at least 2 projects in late
x Missed school just because you felt like it
) Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 5

x Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school (Eugh. I was playing a game with my half-brother. Felt so sick, but I wasn't Bleh.)
x Text people during class (Damn you Casey...)
x Passed notes (always)
) Threw stuff across the room
Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 8

Took pictures during school hours
x Called someone during school hours (lol.)
x ) Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours (Scoff, during math class)
Total so far: 10

x Threw something at the teacher (Ever heard of a wadded up piece of trash?)
x Went outside the classroom without permission (Hey, I had to pee.)
Broke the dress code
Failed a class
x Ate food during class (And I've never been caught. Mmm... candy during math... yum.)

Total so far: 13

x Gotten a call from school (For a newspaper thing.)
Been called the worst student
Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly.

x Didn't take your stuff to school (that's so classic)
x Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking (I actually gave her two fingers.. remember Piccolo (DBZ)?? DEVIL SPIRAL RRRAAAYY!!)
Total so far: 16

Faked your parents signature

x Slept in class (lol.)
x Cursed at your teacher behind their back (Damn you, Mrs. Goetz. True dat.)
x Copied homework (who didn't)
Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
x Thrown food in the lunch room (CHEEZIT FIGHT!)
total so far: 20

I screwed up 60 of my school life. Lolz.

Multiply by 3
Post as "I screwed up (the number you got) of my school life"
Tag people, they have to do it too.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"There's enough proof for me." Spiderleg grunted. (Sunrise, Warriors.)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

Bowl discarded on mah desk.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

House MD. Lolz.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:23? How the hell am I suppose to answer that?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:48... X-D

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My very annoying fan. PFFFFFFT.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I didn't go outside today... it was storming...

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Deviantart, where the armpit of the internet is located!

9. What are you wearing?

My pajamas. Which I will not describe besides the fact that they are made by the Stoopid Factory.

10. Did you dream last night?

I dreamt about my characters from Divine. They were talking about things like happy butterflies and socks and cut-out hearts. :-P

11. When did you last laugh?

twenty minutes ago...

12. What are on the walls you are in?

Brown paint, and a very small little white hole near the bottom of one wall... hmm... what the hell?

13. Seen anything weird lately?

... nope. My life's pretty boring.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Er... funny?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Unfortunately, my mother made me watch the Passion with her. Athiest here, dammit.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Microsoft. :-D and an Xbox 360.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I have a PSP that I have never played before in my life. Because I don't know how to turn the damn thing on. X-D

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

World Peace. Changes into a hippie and flashes the peace sign everywhere

19. Do you like to dance?

No. Oh God no.

20. George Bush:

Pissflap. Made America into a cesspool of shit. Gee thanks yah pissflap.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Uh... Alice?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jack. Indefiently. I have an obsession with the name Jack.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

HELL YES. TOTALLY. England for teh win!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

I'm an athiest...

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

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pWnSoMe QuOtEs

"Oops My head fell off." Me and my friend Kasey while playing with toy dragons. (Yah, it was late... we had too much coffee...)

"If Lucien Lachance wasn't a murderer... I think he would be an artist or a writer." -Me, I was having a wonderful conversation with the Beloved Silencer.

"Supercalifradolisticexpialidocious I find your face really ATROCIOUS!" -My half-sister that I baby-sitted. Lolz. She said that to Gorgron while I was playing on mah PS3.

"I have a life y'know." -My friend Casey. (I have one friend named Kasey and another named Casey)

"Yo Mama's so stupid, that when I asked 'What's for dinner?' she lit mah pocket on fire and said, HOT POCKETS!" -My dear friend Rachel, whom with this joke, almost made me pee my pants.

"You see this, this is a shoulder strap." -My dad points to said strap, I point to him and say, "No, THIS is a chaffeur."