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since: 03-04-08, id: 1516460, Profile Updated: 04-06-09
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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Code Geass.

Konichiwa!

I'll try updating A Forbidden Secret when I get in the writting mood so expect me to update by next month same thing with Becareful What You Wish For.

Check out my deviantart at http/killerliger3000.deviantart.com/

Great minds can read this!

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot se

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto, Gaara, Itachi

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Sasunaru

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? yaoi fan

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. None

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yeah, myself

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasunaru

9) Which team is your favorite? Team Yondiame, Rookie 9, Team Gai, does Akatsuki count as a team

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yes

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yep...though I thought that was confirmed to be true already in the manga...though I could be wrong...

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke..

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?Hell Yeah!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No he's just over hyper

17) Sub or dub?

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? annoying

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? bright orange mask GOOD BOY!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Naruto

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? both

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? IDK

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yeah

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Why am I here?

27) Do you like lemons? No

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? I probably did

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No I can't draw that good

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life yeah, grades maybe

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm a girl so no

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No I wish

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Hell no

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?Yes

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? No

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous);
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school;
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them ,
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thankies!)

Narusaku moment or SASUNARU moment?: Ok, those of you who have read or watched Naruto Shippuuden probably know about the four tailed fox incident. I know, it scared the shit out of me. Anyways, in it there are some things that Narusaku fans use to their advantage to make Narusaku seem close to canon. This is because of Sakura being all upset and scared over seeing Naruto like that and how Yamato starts to say something that MIGHT have been about Sakura actually really liking Naruto. There are two big problems with this one, Naruto's crush on Sakura has not been mentioned in a while so the point is kind of moot and two, does anyone here recall WHY Naruto went four tailed...oh, that's right! Orochimaru was talking about how Sasuke was 'his' and Naruto flew into a rage. So is it Narusaku or Sasunaru? I have to say Sasunaru. SUCK IT! (This is by adAprilShower)

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

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1. Everyone Deserves Happiness reviews
He left Suzaku because of a misunderstanding. Now he must join a group of people called the black nights and let noone know who he is, but what happens when he takes up a mission and old feelings start to arise again. AU SuzaLulu Crossdressing
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-09 - Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
2. The Forbidden Secret » reviews
Sasunaru contains hint of Mpreg I am trusted with the child of Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha called Ryuu. While also keeping the child a secret but I call it The Forbidden Secret. Please r&r this is my first Sasunaru story so tell me what you think
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 10-10-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
3. Be Careful What You Wish For » reviews
Was A Wish Come True. Me and my friends see a shooting star we don't believe in wishes so we mess with it we wish for the Akatsuki to be teachers at our school see what other Naruto characters tag along while we wish to also be host of the tailed demons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 6-23-08
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