Hey there! My name is The Indecipherable and Incomprehensably Unintelligable Badnik! Yeah, just call me Badnik. 'Cause I'm sweet.

History (blunt): I've been here for about a year now. It started when my brother got an account, then a friend came after I did and we all shared the account under the name "RadioHead Productions". Friends, of course, just called us "The Radioheads". And...we got pinned as Radiohead fanboys- come and figure THAT out. After some external and internal quarrels and strong opinions and anti-opinions, we all broke up. (ZeroBeat very fortunately moved during the summer; I didn't like him for everything he's done to me) Everyone else left FanFiction.Net. I stayed and took over the account. Actually, for a month or two, I tried to kill the account, but then this guy- moved to UPDATED!!--Man, last year on March 5, if only SonicBlast knew about this...He'd say "I never thought that day would come..."

History (minorly specific): First appearance- a fanfiction SB08 wrote called "SBDR: Sonic and Blaze Do Russia". I took over the author's comments with my indiementary "FFN 199.1 Sonic Radio". Or just... Sonic Radio. After completely disapproving the way that fanfiction was heading, I teamed up with him to help him write dozens of other stories- most early ones pretty good, all later ones uber bad. Sonic Blast is the only story we wrote that was worth talking about and we wasted months of our lives trying to peice together "the perfect fanfiction", AKA one that had everything needed to totally rock(SBDRF: Sonic and Blaze Do Russia Future)- ...and it failed. Mainly because none of us were really good writers.

UPDATED!! On June 28th, this dude, StrykerZ (related to stryKerZ, I wonder...??) asked us for help with his ideas, even though he could really write. Boom. There we go. I had the ideas. He could write. And he also has this ... proxy guardian guy...wierd... no one I know needs a proxy to write. But we all agreed. While I'm still going to rough it solo, I'll help Z and his whatever dude whenever I can. The god guy was called "Mr. Anonymous Guy" or something like that. And for some reason, StrykerZ spoke FOR him, unless he's forwarding messages...

Yeah, I think my fanfiction life is about to take an unexpectedly wild turn after months of stagnant failures and utter crappiness.

Friends on the site-

StrykerZ and Mr. Anon Dude- I don't really know who they are on this site. Seeing that we had differing opinions about fanfiction, I decided not to be their partner anymore. It was getting awkward anyway. Besides, I'm supposed to be doing this site- alone. You know. I'm a soloist on a solo list. I just thought maybe we'd benefit from parting. I told Z not to get a new partner because it wouldn't help him at all, but he just got mad at me. So technically, he's no longer a friend.

DarkspineSilver 92- One of my best i-friends here, he helped me even when things were down. I tried to tell him something one day and found myself locked out of his forum!! Wait, it was another guy's forum. I just know him best.

SlashBandicoot43- Another i-friend. Yeah. A long way back.

Mariko-ai-Chan- WHERE ARE YOU?! Another good friend.

Blue Kaous- Actually, I liked everybody from the Anything/Leaders Forum. Including this guy.

cornwallace- Again, another long time friend.

Kal0-and-Summer- Friend.

SATAMNerd15- Yep.

LZ- Mhm.

Michael J Angelo- El Amigo.

OK, I think I know where this is going.

Any stories? Well, for that Z guy, I'll repost firewalledidiots. I didn't expect it to actually have a fan, so this is perfect!

Wish me luck on my second time around. I'm still the rampaging noob I always was.