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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Cartoons, Twilight, Reboot, NCIS, Toy Story, and Star Trek: 2009. I'm Jen. I write stuff. A blog of mine: http://jennysthoughtsandcomplaints.blogspot.com/ I love Jesus! He is awesome! I like Shakespeare. Music is good. Bad music is not music. I like well written fics. I detest reading horribly written fics. Amazingly enough, I haven't come across too many of the latter. No smut. Ew. Fave ships are: Spock/Uhura (Star Trek: 2009), Hermione/Neville, Remus/Tonks (Harry Potter), McAbby (NCIS). I like books, music, drama and musicals, and especially science. Chemistry. A lot of my stories have come to a standstill. I'm really sorry about that. My favourite fandoms are probably Star Trek (the modern movie, the first TV series, and Enterprise), Harry Potter and NCIS. Twilight is very much passe for me. I'm thinking of starting to read Invader Zim, but I really don't know if I will...I'm also considering writing an Uglies fic. Favourite Quotes: "We are such stuff as dreams are made on..." - Prospero, The Tempest "But we are spirits of another sort." - Oberon, A Midsummer Night's Dream "You see, freedom has a way of destroying things." - Tally Youngblood, the Uglies series "I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep. Because my dreams are bursting at the seams." - Owl City "Well, enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?" - Tony DiNozzo, NCIS "You stabbed me in the back, right to my face!" - Oscar Leroy, Corner Gas "The only reason the heroes get out of those ridiculous dilemmas is because the writer is on their side." - K.E. Mills, The Accidental Sorcerer I UPDATE IRREGULARLY, AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY! | |||||
1. The Two Additions » reviewsJames and Lily Potter live in the same apartment as Alice and Frank Longbottom. Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom were born around the same time, weren't they? What if there had been two Aurors to fight off Voldemort? I don't own.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 9-20-08 - Lily Evans P. & Alice L.2. Journal, Property of J Potter » reviewsJames Potter's journal. He's decided to document his final year at Hogwarts. Marauder era. I don't own any characters you might recognize. JP/LE, naturally.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 9-15-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P.3. The Disney Sell Out Incident reviewsA Hallowe'en at NCIS headquarters. Inspired by something Abby said about costumes being banned because of McGee in skinny jeans. This is that story. I don't own anything. Really subtle McAbby. Like, REALLY subtle. Work in progress.NCIS - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-09 - Tim M. & Abby S.4. Parchment Letter » reviewsWhat would have happened if Harry had not brought the Hogwarts letter to the table at breakfast, but had hidden it in the cupboard under the stairs? I don't own. It's all JKRs. Genres may change. Warning! Abuse!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 11-16-08 - Harry P.5. One Last Bit of Fun » reviewsFred and George are in a retirement home, and haven't had a proper laugh in a decade. And who knows when they're going to kick the bucket? So they decide to have one last bit of fun. Slight crackfic. I don't own. AU, Fred's not dead.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Fred W. & George W.6. The Veil » reviewsHarry refuses to believe that Sirius is dead. He therefore tries to find a way to get him back. The genres may or may not change, all depends on how this fic works out. I don't own the characters.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 6-15-08 - Harry P.7. Mum and Dada? » reviewsHarry wakes up in the middle of the night to find that he is on a doorstep, wrapped up in a very warm blanket, holding a piece of parchment. Where did his mum and dada go? He's going to try and find them, but who will he meet on the way? I don't own.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Harry P.8. All a Dream » reviewsHarry wakes up in St. Mungo's to find that it was just a dream. But dreams, like myths, often have some truths. Now Harry has to separate the fact from the fiction. DH spoilers! Beware! OCs are mine. Harry is not.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,494 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 6-5-08 - Harry P. - Complete9. Runaway » reviewsShe could sense the opportunity waving at her...survival was differant than...living." Shannon and Kelly never died. Shannon/Jethro, of course. No other ships yet. I don't own.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 2-11-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs10. The Search for Better Council » reviewsFor Celebwen Telcontar's challenge: Harry needs more advice on how to save the wizarding world. He needs to be taught by someone with experience, wisdom and patience. His friends are with him. He wishes they weren't. I suck at summaries. I don't own.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 12-1-08 - Harry P.11. Just Because I Am Not Smiling reviewsUhura is mad at Spock. Why can't they be a couple? The reason why occurs every seven years...distinct Spock/Uhura. Set just post-movie. I do not own. Rated T for a reason.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-09 - N. Uhura & Spock - Complete12. The Steps I Took reviewsTony and McGee meet accidentally in a bar and talk about their relationships with Ziva and Abby. TIVA and MCABBY! Song-fic, oneshot. I don't own. Liable to be re-redited a lot. Happy Valentines Day!NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-09 - Tony D. & Tim M. - Complete13. Falling With Style reviewsWhen Buzz and Woody were flying at the end of Toy story, there were witnesses: the birds on the telephone wire. Toy Story/For the Birds X-over. I don't own. One-shot.Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete14. 30 Things to Remember About a Pregnant Ziva reviewsTitle says all. I don't own. One-shot. TIVA!NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 1-24-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete15. Librarian Plus Janitor Equals WHAT? » reviewsHarry Potter was right all along. There IS something between Madam Pince and Filch. What it is, even they aren't quite sure. This proves to bring chaos. Not slash, although it might be hinted at in the future. I don't own the characters.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-8-09 - Published: 4-21-08 - Argus F. & I. Pince16. Happy Howler reviewsSet during my story, All a Dream. Harry gets a Howler. I don't own. Except the OCs.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-6-08 - Harry P. & OC - Complete17. Bob and The Hobbit reviewsA game lands in Mainframe that Bob has never seen before, with graphics that are unheard of. The first things he sees are flowers, bushes and a little round door painted green. I don't own.Reboot - Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-0818. Father's Daughter reviewsWhat if Hugo were the brains, and Rose was the brave one? I don't own. One-shot...maybe... It says complete, but if I find somewhere to go with this, I'll continue.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-08 - Hugo W. & Rose W. - Complete19. What Teddy Lupin Was reviewsRemus Lupin was a werewolf. Nymphadora Tonks was a metamorphmagus. What did their son become? I don't own. Probably a one-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-08 - Teddy L. - Complete20. Thomas Marvolo Riddle » reviewsWhat would have happened, when he was choosing a new name for himself, if Tom Riddle's full name was Thomas Marvolo Riddle? What would those three extra letters do to the name so many wizards and witches fear? T for politics. I don't own. Two-shot. DONE!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete21. Turning Her Down reviewsSee my fic Turned Down first. This is a oneshot in Edward's POV. Jessica asks him to the Spring Dance. I'm horrible at EPOV, so don't kill me, please. R&R I don't own.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-19-08 - Edward & Jessica - Complete22. Turned Down reviewsA little oneshot I've been thinking of writing since I first read Twilight. Jessica asks Edward Cullen to the Spring Dance. I don't own Edward or any other characters.Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-21-08 - Jessica & Edward - Complete23. Draco's Love » reviewsA love letter to Draco's not-so-secret love. It's sort of slash. I actually finished it! Huzzah! I own nothing but the plot. *snickers* there's no plot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 3-11-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete24. The Strudel Girl reviewsA one-shot about Mini-Wheats. Laugh at it. Not slash, but you never know with Mini-Wheats. I don't own the mini-wheat.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete
