I write for my own pleasure, I post for yours. I can't say that you'll always like them, but if you don't read them. How will you know?

Copy and Paste Things:

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop copying the Trix Rabbit and that he needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

I Am 20 percent Sure That These Companies Were High When They Printed These:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

How to tell if a FanFic should be Avoided:

>If the story says SonFic (usually these are mostly songs and have little to no creative writing)

>If one of the characters have suddenly become a famous singer.

>If FanFic has a summary including "This summary sucks!"...Or worse..."This summary sux!"

>Any summaries with multiple grammatical or spelling errors.

these are just opinions so chillax...