Alright then what can I say? I really haven't been writing fanfics for long but I wrote a Fred and George story for my friend and she thought it was really good. Hopefully from here I can find out if my writing is good enough to appeal to more people. As I aspire to someday be a part-time author I would really appreciate reviews and constructive criticism. I apologize for grammer and spelling mistakes but hopefully there's nothing hugely wrong with it. Now onto general info:

Things I Enjoy:
- Random moments of insanity among friends (who doesn't love those?)
- Reading almost all fictions (rarely science or historical though)
- Writing (dur, else I don't think I would be here)

Things I Can't Stand:
- People who deliberately walk slowly in the hallways (arrrgh!)
- Extremely obvious spelling and grammer mistakes that distract from the natural flow of reading (yes I admit to having done this myself as I'm not the best with grammer but at least try to make it look like you've proof-read)
- Stereotypes (nuff said)

Amazing Kick Ass Movies:
- Pirates of the Caribbean (all of them, I LOVE JACK!!)
- Sweeney Todd (so, so hott!! and I absolutely love the songs: Pirelle's Miracle Elixir and Worst Pies in London)
- Harry Potter (mainly I love the fourth one, the others are okay)
- a bunch more that my guess is you've never heard of as they're hindi films

Awesome Books I Can Read Over and Over:
Information Overload
hehe.

Random One-Liners By Me and Friends:
"Boys are like lava lamps, fun to look at, but not too bright."
"I'm unique like everyone else."
"I used to be skitzo, but we're better now."
"Women age like fine wine...too bad men age like milk."
"Breathe in the chocolate, breathe out the evil vengence scheme, breathe in the chocolate."
"Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' obviously never tried to close a revolving door."
"A good friend will be polite when in your home, a best friend will raid your fridge and tell you you're out of pudding."
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying "we screwed up, but DAMN that was fun."

Well that's pretty much it but if I think of something else to stick here later I'll be sure to do that.

Bets, Pranks, and Romance:
Jasmine's dress: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/Jasminesdress.jpg
Serena's dress: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/Serenasdress.jpg
Awesome banner: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/fgw.png

The Promise of Redemption:
Smiley: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/Smiley.jpg
The ring: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/3003597.jpg
Awesome banner 1: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/desi3271.png
Awesome banner 2: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/desi3272.png

The Greatest Revenge:
Linnet: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/ash4.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/ash2.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/ash3.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/ash.jpg
Michael Reuben: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee165/desi327/jamesm.jpg

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt

If EDWARD CULLEN said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE!!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter, pirate-princess1, Desi-Pari Always

AV is Addicted to Vampires

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling, telling him he'll die in seven days.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Well, im a pacifist, but when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you... except you joey

Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

What's the point of having a giant paper clip if you won't use it for world domination?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths

yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

cute but psycho. things even out

save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

tell the truth and run

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

ever noticed that 'mother in law' rearanged, spelles 'woman hitler'?

i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried

shit happens. but mostly to me, so dont worry

shut up voices! or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

whoever said nothings impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute. or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?

i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sence of superiority- sarcasm: the ultimate anti-drug

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

life is all about ass. everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

why do people always say life is short. life is the longest damn thing you can do.

I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that

you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump of a cliff, i laugh even harder

No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

'it's always the last place you look'. well of course it is! why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

Come join the dark side. (We have the Cullens)

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.