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since: 03-06-08, id: 1517683, Profile Updated: 09-01-08
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 14 stories for His Dark Materials, Naruto, and Death Note.

Heyy un! (heh )

Kool, um... What to put in here...

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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-I like Black and pink, naruto (SasoDei) Sailor moon, books - reading, ummmm ... anime?

-Music?! Err...punky/rock/metaly stuff...AFI, Breaking Benjamin, Rise against, Senses Fail, MCR, Go: Audio, Dropkick Murpheys - Fields of Anthenry! (checkk it out) err...that stuffs.

Apologies...

Well err...if you've read my fics, you'll notice there's like all the u's and /u's n b /b's...its cause i mainly use DeviantART and i cba changing em'. Sorry if they annoy/confuse you...meh. You'll have to live with it cause i cba changing it and FF.net can confse me a helluva lot sometimes so...yeah.

Also, there arent many disclaimers on the fics so...I DONT OWN ANYTHING UNLESS I HAVE MY OWN OC'S IN THERE!!

Just thought i'd clear that up lol.

Stuffs...

If you've ever cried as you read a fan fic, copy and paste this in your bio. (Checkk out my fav Stories: "You are my Sunshine" and "Danna's Tears"...i cried ='()

If you have ever been addicted to the Akatsuki, paste this to your profile

If you think a certain pairing should get more love, paste this into your profile (Pein n' Konan)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to lie down in the grass and watch the sunset, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started a book, then started another book, then another, and then three weeks later finished the first book and so on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get ranover,copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x,

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Japanese culture, copy this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile. (They're cousins for Gods sakes, eww!!)

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile un.

Akatsuki is the greatest organization out of every anime/manga. They don't deserve the horrible treatment all of the members are enduring! There are many fans out there and you know it! Copy and paste this into your profile if you're an Akatsuki fan and want them all to live. Then add your name: Ayase Reincarnated, HeartBeatFailure-x,

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

STEREOTYPES:- Murder them!

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm an ACTRESS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be a romantic sap who cries over everything.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be weak.
Stereotypes suck!
Copy, paste & add if you agree=)

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1. Forget It MattxMello 1SHOT
On Death-Row, almost a dead man walking, Mello thinks back to his and Matt's relationship, but it doesnt help, knowing he'll be said to hang any day at sunrise. "That morning, that dawn. Everything he saw would be the last. And he didn’t care."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Published: 8-20-09 - Mello & Matt - Complete
2. Everything SasoxDei 1SHOT
..The blonde was on the ground by his bed, crimson deep blood contrasting his golden locks and standard white hospital top and pants, staining the tips and bleeding into the material" Deidara's Sick, and Sasori's confused with the emotions. What to do?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Published: 8-20-09 - Sasori & Deidara
3. Electricals reviews
“Because I don’t need to fix the electrical stuff; you’ll do it” “What?” “You’ll do it for me. Duh” -MattxMello-sort-of-1SHOT- More friendship than yaoi
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-09 - Matt & Mello - Complete
4. Always the same sasoXdei reviews
Deidara goes out every night on dates with different people. This happens regularly, but Deidara's oblivious to his best friends feelings. Sasori sits and watches the blonde night after night, hoping and waiting for the blond to love him back.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
5. An afternoon at the fair
There's a fair on, and Pein think's it'll be nice to go. He and Konan go, but Konan cant help but feel the past should stay where it is. Pein however, has different veiws. Sucky summary:An odd chapter out of a fanfic i'm doing - sort of made into a 1shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Published: 8-13-08 - Konan & Pein - Complete
6. Photograph SongCrackk
Taking the mick: Photograph by Nickleback. Akatsuki's memories somewhat. Sorta' funny i guess... R&R would be nice
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Published: 7-25-08 - Complete
7. Valentines Day Cake
Deidara spends the day making Sasori a V Day cake. Putting all his time and effort into it, he makes it perfect. Will the cake survive the introductions? Heck, will it survive for Dei to give Sasori? *Shrugs* R&R please
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Published: 7-25-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
8. Memories
Itachi looks back on an important memory,before going to see Sasuke for the first time since leaving for Akatsuki. Will this memory that they both share stop them from completing their mission? ONESHOT! Not Uchiha-cest. R&R please *smile*
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Published: 7-25-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
9. Inside Battle reviews
Gaara battles with himself as Shukaku goes on a rampaging killing spree. Stuck, unable to do anything, Gaara clings to the hope that his efforts will one day prove to be a success. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-08 - Gaara - Complete
10. Diary of Pein reviews
Konan takes the mick out of Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin. Not alot of change, written whilst on random overdrive
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-08 - Konan - Complete
11. April Fools SasoDei reviews
Deidara runs around the base playing tricks on everyone, but by the end of the days, everyone's mad. Will they get back at the blonde? R&R please *smile*
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
12. Valentines Day reviews
Sasori and Deidara's first Valentines Day together. Their views, character death umm...SasoDei...R&R please x
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
13. Loving Him » reviews
Saso-X-Dei! No good at summaries. It's just about Sasori n' Dei struggling to deal with how they feel for eachother n' stuffs. R&R please! First Fic.. so... be nice! x
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 63,581 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-25-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
14. Eventually reviews
Eventually. It took a while,but we got there. Lyra x Will Oneshot! New at this, so be nice! Lord Asriel and Lyra have found a new way to get between worlds without creating spectres, but when others find out, they ban it. But will it stop Lyra or L. Asrie
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete
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