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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

"It's not chocolate addiction, it's dementor prevention."-Harry Potter Icon. Sorry, that was too great, I had to put it here.

There's some Harry Potter question things below and I'd just like to say that I prefer to stick solely to canon.

11/11/09: My stupid ipod broke along with my computer so I can't even type on it (I'm hoping I haven't lost my 20-something long Marauder-prequel chapters. O_O

OK. So I decided to delete a lot of this stuff that wasn't about me since this is my PROFILE. The qoutes and copy/pastes I deleted but I added some stuff too.

Crazy Test: Are you crazy, paranoid, multiple personality, or obsessively crazy? What type of crazy would you be if you went crazy? Take the crazy quiz and test which kind of crazy you are. Or, maybe you're just quiz-crazy, which is why you're taking the crazy quiz in the first place. Say that five times fast and you might go crazy! And in case any of you are acutely neurotic and anxious...this test is just a joke!

Your Result

A.D.D.You have Attention Deficit Dis--um, hello!? Are you even reading this anymore? Yoo-hoo!? Hey! Look at this...shiny object...you like that right? That's right...Look at the--hey! Stop that! Look, your nose is on your FACE, you can't chase it. It doesn't work that way...oh forget it.

Name: Heather

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? One on my head, I jumped off the trampoline when I was 2 and cut my head open

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Um...-glances around- not much...hm...some awards from school, a shelf with books and CD's on it, some Scooby Doo glow-in-the-dark things that have been on my wall so long they don't glow andy more and this ad thing from a newspaper.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I don't know

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Rock and sometimes (rarely) Country and I've just recently discovered Wizard Rock (Wrock) and I'm quite liking it. :)

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Inspiration for a chapter.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Knowing what to write about...

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Um...my laptop I guess, I would die of boredom without it.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 foot something

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yeah...conditionally.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Um...I don't know, I haven't cried in a while. Though it was most likely an inanimate object such as a book or a video game. XD

13. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Eh...coffee. I don't really like the taste but 1) I like the smell and 2) The Wizard in Harvest Moon: Animal Parade likes it -puts on nerdy glasses- 8D

14. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Food ;)

15. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? ?? O_o No...

16. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? The Wizard from Animal Parade lmao What? You didn't say it had to be real people. I can like video game characters :P

17. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? YEAH! In my elbows.

18. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't have one. I DO where a lot of Tommy Hilfiger clothes, but only because my mom works there and get 50 percent off everything.

19. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? A dog and a cat

20. WHAT KIND IS IT/ARE THEY? Dog is a Chihuahua mix, I have no clue about the cat. (he's big, gray and fuzzy)

21: SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO ONE HUNDRED: 82

22. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

23. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My friend, Billy.

24. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Well...probably my cousin Blake. But only if I've been around him all day. He's one of those people you gotta take in small doses.

25. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UK? I've never been IN the UK lol XD But, no, I've never been out of the U.S

26. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Awesome Japanese video games that take a freakin' year to come out in the US -cry-

27. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope. :/ OH! I met Bon Scott (he used to be the lead singer for AC/DC) in a dream recently (It was a weird dream) and I've had a dream about the Marauders before...but..that doesn't count does it? -sigh-

28. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No, but my cousin has while I was with her...

29. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Not that I know of O_o

30. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair and my grades

31. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, but I have to get them

32. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Um...The Beatles Rockband (-has gotten the Aerosmith tickets- :D)

33. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? What kind of question is that?

34. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sure, it's kinda messy but I like it...even if others sometimes can't read it.

35. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?Uh...ham? Or turkey.

36. ANY BAD HABITS? I sometimes randomly say things or sing or make these weird noises.

37. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I don't know, depends on what kind of person I am.

38. DO LOOKS MATTER? Yeah, Not quite as much as personality though.

39. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Go in my room and be alone sometimes write a chapter or read.

40. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?Uh...at my grandpparents' house, I guess.

41. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? -this question is now void due to the fact that the true answer depicts an inside joke that would leave the poor author traumatized for life if she left it here- (if ya really wanna know, PM me. -shudders-)

42. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Not very many! Um...my mom, my dad, grandparents, grandfather, and two of my friends. 6?

43.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yep. I didn't like the Teletubbies though (my dad said he was grateful for this XD)

44. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, never...-sarcasim used-

45. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? MAC N' CHEESE...though if it's left-over, Mashed Potatoes. I don't like left over Mac N' Cheese.

46. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Oh gosh, Kiwi and Heater.

47. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS? Aerosmith, The Beatles, Def Leppard

48. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? House MD is awesome. :) I also watch a lot of Discovery Channel and Animal Planet.

49. WHAT WAS YOUR SATs SCORE? I'll tell you when I take it. :)

50. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Play Dough. (though my mayfield near my house doesn't have it anymore :( )

51. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? ...Yes.

52. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?No Idea.

53. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?If they want to, than they can feel free.

54. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by The Beatles. :D And just the Beatles in general...-song has changed- Now I'm listening to 'I'm a Loser'

55. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom

56. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? I hate flies...and ants. XP

57. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? May

58. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I don't know, Scorpio I guess, since that's mine.

59. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown

60. EYE COLOR? Brown

61. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? McDonald's

62. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Not really

63. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? This funny Beatles video on youtube. (It's the Help! video where they're sitting on this bench thing singing. And Paul and George are bouncing up and down, making John voice do this quavering thing and Rigno is sitting in the back, leaning to try and get in the shot.)

64. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas, I guess, that never fails to be a happy day. :)

65. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Not welll. XD

66. KISSES OR HUGS? Depends on who I'm getting them from. ;)

67. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? The imaginary kind XD I don't have a car.

68. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? This Stephen King book

This came from the profile of slytheriangirlandproud and I mostly agree with her

Ships I hate:

1. ANY slash that involves Harry, Draco, Ron or any of the Marauders or Weasleys. Okay, yes Dumbledore is gay. I'm fine with that. But that does not mean that Harry/Draco/Ron/Remus/ect are. And what is with the so-called 'puppy love'? Remus is married people! He has a son! The reason he was pushing Tonks away is because he was a insecure werewolf! Not because he was gay! And don't even get me started on Harry/Voldemort. Ew. Just ew.

2. Harry/Hermione. Harry is with Ginny! Get the hell over it! It's been cannon since HPB, and a really great possibility from book one! And Hermione's with Ron. I agree, she could do better, but she could not do Harry. Wow. That sounded wrong. Anyway, my point is that for whatever reason, she loves Ron. I think he's a prat, but I can kind of see where she's coming from. And also, Harry and Hermione just would not work. Harry's all instinct and emotion and thinking on his feet, while Hermione's all logic and planning ahead. Both are great, but they just aren't compatible.

3. Sirius/Lily or Remus/Lily. She's their best mate's wife, and major crush before that! You can argue that that just kept them from making a move, but no. They didn't like her like that. I mean, what are the chances of James, Snape, and Sirius or Remus being in love with Lily, all at the same time? Thought so. And Peter/Lily? There's a reason that that ship is called 'Eewww'.

4. Hermione/Draco or Ginny/Draco. He's a pathetic git. Plain and simple. He might not be as evil as his father, but he's definitely not a nice guy in any way, shape, or form. He will never be reformed. End of story.

5. Hermione/Snape. This is just sick. How, you ask? Maybe 'cause he's old enough to be her father, and is her teacher? And unfair and cruel and bitter? Yeah.

Saddest Deaths In DH:

1. Remus Lupin. Because he had just started getting his life together, he had a wife, a kid, and then he died. And he was the last Marauder. sniff

2. Fred Weasley. Because he left a twin behind.

3. Dobby. Because he died in Malfoy Manor. It was like if Sirius had died in Grimmuld Place.

4. Colin Creevy. Because he was too young.

5. Severus Snape. Because he never really lived.

Best Points In DH:

1. Molly killing Bellatrix. HOW COOL WAS THAT?? BEST SCENE EVER!! If that's not in the DH movie, I will be so dissappointed.

2. The way the Bloody Baron, the Grey Lady and the snitch had significance in the end. It's just so amazing how it all tied in in the end. Like how in the first book Hagrid says that he borrowed the moterbike from Sirius, but we don't think about it again untill the thrid one, except way better because they came through all seven books.

3. Harry having the vision of his parents murders. This was just so cool. Really, really sad, but cool.

4. Hermione beating up Ron when he comes back. He deserved it, running out on them like that! Prat.

5. The whole parseltounge thing being usefull. How cool would it be to be a parseltounge? I mean, seriously

www.youtube.com/user/14hp1

Yeah. I'm 14hp1 there too. I'm pretty much 14hp1 on every site I go on.

I have a few Harvest Moon: Animal Parade videos posted, but that's it and you can watch some of my favs. :)

Long Beatles Survey I found:

General
Name all of the Beatles: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr
Which is your favourite, and why?: John - because of his sense of humor mainly…
Name the remaining Beatle(s) (Famous ones only): Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr oh and….Famous ones only? What’s that supposed to mean.
Which remaining Beatle is your favourite? Paul.
Have you seen any Beatle perform live?: No D:
Is there a fifth Beatle, in your opinion?: No.
Favourite Beatle wife?: Linda (McCartney)
Favourite Beatle kid?: I don’t really have one.
Favourtie character from a Beatles song?: -singing- Bil-ly Shears!
Favourite song: I couldn’t tell you if I wanted to, I have way to many favorites.
Have you heard pretty much all of their songs?: Yup
Do you know the words to most of them by heart?: Yup
Do you have a signature Beatles song?: No, not really.
Favourite album: A Hard Days Night or Abbey Road or Beatles For Sale…
Favourite song on that album?:
A Hard Days Night: If I Fell
Abbey Road: Hmm…I really like a lot of songs on that album but my favorite would be either ‘Oh! Darling”, “Octopus’s Garden”, “The End” or “You Never Give Me Your Money” (I love the way Paul’s voice sounds when he goes into the ‘Out of college’ bit.)
Beatles For Sale: I love a LOT of songs on that album
Do you own all of their albums?: Not yet, but I am asking for the Stero Remasters for Chrismas.
American albums or British albums?: American.
Records or CDs?: I have the Abbey Road CD, and then I have The White Album, and a few others in record-form.
Best album cover?: I like the ‘Beatles for Sale’ cover but I like Abbey Road because of all the conspiracy behind it.
Favourite movie: A Hard Day's Night
Have you seen all of their movies?: The only one I HAVEN’T seen is ‘Let it Be’
Favourite Beatles quote: Way….to many for me to begin to list them.
Favourite line in a Beatles song?: Same as above.
Favourite Beatles controversy: Don’t really have one.
Favourite Beatles rumor: Paul is dead
Best Beatles year for music: I like all their stuff.
Best Beatles year for looks: I like the early Beatles the best and then the Let it Be era Beatles the second best.
Okay - which Beatle was cutest?: Cuteness-wise…probably Paul…
Would you go see the Beatles if they were still alive and touring together?: Of course
If you went back in time would it be to Beatlemania?: Um…that would be cool, yeah sure.
Were they the best band ever?: A lot of people think that :)
Is the 'Beatles 1' album really their best work?: No, not in my opinion.

Name your favourite song from each album?
Please Please Me: Twist and Shout
With the Beatles: All My Loving
A Hard Day's Night: If I Fell
Beatles for Sale: Eight Days a Week, I Feel Fine, Rock and Roll Music
Help!: Help!, You’re Going to Lose That Girl, You’ve Got to Hide You Love Away
Rubber Soul: In My Life
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band:
Magical Mystery Tour: I am the Walrus, The Fool On The Hill
The White Album: Helter Skelter (“I got blisters on my fingers!” xD), Birthday, Honey Pie
Yellow Submarine: Yellow Submarine
Abbey Road: Oh! Darling, Octopus’s Garden, The End, You Never Give Me Your Money
Let it Be: Let it Be, I’ve Got A Feeling

Favourite solo song from...
John?: Whatever Gets You Thru The night
Paul?: Live and Let Die, or…Let Em In
George?: The only solo song by George I really KNOW is ‘Ding Dong, Ding Dong’
Ringo?: I don’t know any of Ringo’s solo stuff….sorry Ringo xD

This or That
Ringo Starr or Pete Best?: Pete Best Forever, Ringo Never! lol Just kidding, Ringo all the way.
Brian Epstein or George Martin?: Brian
Linda McCartney or Heather Mills?: Linda
Beatles or new music?: Beatles
"Shake it up, Baby" or "There's Nothing Shaking but the Leaves on the Trees: Shake it up, baby (Twist and Shout! C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon baby now)
"Yellow Submarine" or "Octupus's Garden"?: Octopus's Garden
"Hey Jude" or "Julia"?: Hey Jude

What do you think about...

Yoko Ono?: -shrug- I don’t really mind her, I certainly don’t hate her as much as other people and I don’t think she broke up the Beatles.
Mark David Chapman?: -_- No comment
Why did the Beatles break up? Many different reasons.
Was it because of Yoko Ono?: It wasn’t all her fault, no.
Do you ever cry about them breaking up?: No
Do you ever cry about John and George?: No, I don’t think it’s fully sank in that they’re dead yet.
Who were the biggest copiers of the Beatles?: I dunno…but some Beatles covers are BAD (Example: The Jonas Brothers cover of ‘Hello, Goodbye’)

Finish the line from a Beatles song...
"I don't know how you were diverted...":
"And in the end...": the love you take is equal to the love you make
"Well I'm sitting here watching...": Matchbox hole in my clothes
"Tell me why you cry and...": why you lie to me
"Blackbird singing in the dead of night...": take these broken wings and learn to fly
"She's got a ticket to ride and...": she don’t care
"When I find myself in times of trouble...": Mother Mary comes to me,speaking words of wisdom, let it be
"I've just seen a face, I can't forget...": the time or place
"Here comes the sun...": do do do do, Here comes the sun and I say, it’s alright.
"There, running my hands...": throught her hair
"When I held you near...": you were so sincere, treat me like you did the night before
"Something in the way she moves...": attracts me like no other lover
"I should have known better with...": a girl like you, that I would love everything that you do, and I do, hey hey hey, and I do
"You may be a lover, but...": you ain’t no dancer
"Yesterday...": all my troubles seemed so far away
"Day after day, alone on a hill...": the man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
"Ain't got nothing but love…” girl, eight days a week
"Hey! You've got to...": hide your love away!
"Picture yourself in a boat on a river with...": tangerine trees and marmalade skies
"Baby's good to me, you know she's...": happy as can be, you know she said so, I’m in love with her and I feel fine
"Roll up, roll up for the...": mystery tour
"She gives me everything, and tenderly...": the kiss my lover brings, she brings to me, and I love her
"In the town where I was born...": lived a man who sailed the seas, and he told us of his life in the land of submarines
"You say why, and I say...": I don’t know, oh no, you say goodbye, and I say hello, hello hello
"And the banker never wears a mac in the pouring rain...": very strange
"Bang, bang": shoot shoot
"I'm the eggman, they are the eggman...": I am the walrus! Goo goo g’joob!
"If I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true and...": HELP me understand, because I’ve been in love before and I found that love was more than just holding hands.
"Step on the gas and...": wipe that tear away
"Once there was a way to...": get back home
"1, 2, 3, 4...": -guitar riff- She was just seventeen, if you know what I mean
"Before this dance is through...": I think I love you too, I’m so happy when you dance with me
"Come together, right now...": over me
"Take a sad song and...": make it better
"My baby's got me locked up in chains and...": they ain’t the kind that you can see, oh the chains of love got a hold on me, yeah
"I get by with a little help from my friends...": gonna try with a little help from my friends
"So how could I dance with another...": when I saw her standing there

Random Questions
Do you believe in a love at first sight?: Are you sad because you're all alone? Oh, sorry, thought we were still doing the lyric thing xD
How did they find America?: Turn left at Greenland, of course! -grins-
Does Paul see his father often?: No, they’re just good friends
How did John say the Beatles with an a came about?: A dream about a man on a flaming pie that said “You are Beatles with an ‘a’ “
What was one of the band's names before 'The Beatles'?: The Quarrymen, The Silver Beetles,
What is Paul McCartney's middle name?: Paul (His first names is James)

Lastly
Which Beatle goes on in your heart?: John and George
Which Beatle goes on in your mind?: John and George

And Now some quotes by my fovorite (at the moment) band: Aerosmith

Firstly, everyones favorite Big-Mouthed Singer, Steven Tyler

After firing Megadeath as their opening act, Steven Tyler was quoted as saying: "We would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and kicking ass!' Now it's 'What do you reckon you'll be doing at 60?' and the answer's exactly the same."

"You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap."

"My get up and go has not got up and went."

"I don't buy into this idea that you're not supposed to rock 'n' roll after a certain date. I'm looking to be the lounge act on the space shuttle so I can sing "Walk This Way" on the ceiling."

"Talk to yourself and you'll hear what you want to know."

(what ST wants on his Tombstone)Here lies Tyler, the Demon of Screamin', Who never woke up from the Dream he was Dreamin' Until one day he drank some magic potion--Now all that's left is Sweet Emotion.

Slash looks like Joe, Joe looks like Keith, I look like Mick, Mick looks like a black man, black man invented the blues, blues had a baby and names it rock n' roll, and dude looks like a lady an all that other stuff.

Possibly my FAVORITE Steven quote: "Joe, if you shot and killed my mother tomorrow, I'd still come visit you in jail."

(During the song Stop Messin' at a concert) "On the guitar, musical alchemist, playing and singin his ass off, Mr. Joe Fucking Perry!"

As Steven Said, though put simpler,Joe Perry (Lead Guitar)

(When asked if he is ever embarrassed or annoyed by Steven) "Constantly! Constantly. All of the above! But you know, that's what's great about it. There's a brother thing going on there. We've been through so much together. He forgives me for my stoicism and my hard-headedness, and I likewise do the same with his flamboyance. I mean, he only hits me with the microphone like once or twice a tour. And he regrets it when he does! But it's fun watching him, and it's just not in my nature to do that. I suppose if it was up to me, we'd wear black suits and sunglasses and just stand there and play. Oh man, he definitely gets dressed in the closet with the light off."

"Don't tell me what to do, I am having fun!"

Steven and I stood on the stage at the Boston Garden after the Stones had just played there and the stage was still up. We had been playing cards, maybe a high-school dance, to 400 or 500, maybe a thousand. We just stood on the stage and thought, 'Well, man, maybe someday.' In 4 years that was OUR stage."

Joey Kramer (Drummer)

"Steve's really funny. Like, he's got three or four grand tied up in a stereo system with four-track recorders in his living room and he sleeps on the floor on a pillow. He doesn't have a bed!" --Joey Kramer (He later bought Steven a bed as a gift)

On the 'More From The Making of Love in an Elevator' video (see youtube ;) ) "I just think that the grease is really going to be a pain in the butt to get out because I have to be a princess later and I'd like to have clean hair."

The Beatles Funny Qoutes:

"When the Beatles conquered the world, it wasn't just the music that captured people.
The Beatles became very known for their wit in press conferences."

Press: Does it bother you that you can't hear what you sing during concerts?
John: No, we don't mind. We've got the records at home.

Press: How did you find America?
John: Turn left at Greenland.

Press: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: I'm a mocker.

Press: Are you afraid military service might break up your careers?
John: No. There's no draft in England now. We're going to let you do our fighting for us.

Press: Are you going to have a leading lady for the film you're about to make?
Paul: We're trying to get the Queen. She sells in England, you know.

Press: Are you scared when crowds scream at you?
John: More so in Dallas than in other places, perhaps.

Press: Are you wearing wigs or real hair?
Ringo: Hey, where's the police?
Paul: Take her out!
George: Our hair's real. What about yours, lady?

Press: Aren't you tired of all the hocus-pocus? Wouldn't you rather sit on your fat wallets?
Paul: When we get tired we take fat vacations on our fat wallets.

Press: Beethoven figures in one of your songs. What do you think of Beethoven?
Ringo: I love him. Especially his poems.

Press: Can we look forward to any more Beatle movies?
John: Well, there'll be many more but I don't know whether you can look forward to them or not.

Press: Did you really use four letter words on the tourists in the Bahamas?
John: What we actually said was "Gosh".
Paul: We may have also said "Heavens!".
John: Couldn't have said that, Paul. More than four letters.

Press (to George): Did you write "Ringo's Theme"?
George: No, did you? You haven't been reading the little bits of paper, have you, that says who writes "Ringo's Theme"?

Press: Do any of you have ulcers?
George: None that we've noticed.

Press: Do you ever think of getting a haircut?
Paul: No, luv. Do you?

Press: Do you fight amongst yourselves?
John: Only in the mornings.

Press: Do you get much fan mail?
Ringo: We get 2,000 letters a day.
John: We answer every one of them personally.

Press: Do you have any special advice for teenagers?
John: Don't get pimples.

Press: Do you have any special message for Dutch youth?
John: Tell them to buy Beatle records.

Press: Do you like topless bathing suits?
Ringo: We've been wearing them for years.

Press: Do you plan to record any anti-war songs?
John: All our songs are anti-war.

Press: Do you speak french?
Paul: Non.

Press: Do you wear wigs?
John: If we do, they must be the only ones with real dandruff.

Press: Do you worry about smoking in public? Do you think it might set a bad example for your younger fans?
George: We don't set examples. We smoke because we've always smoked. Kids don't smoke because we do.
They smoke because they want to. If we changed we'd be putting on an act.
Ringo (whispering): We even drink.

Press: Does all the adulation from teenage girls affect you?
John: When I feel my head start to swell, I look at Ringo and know perfectly well we're not supermen.

Press: Does your hair require any special attention?
John: Inattention is the main thing.

Press: Don't you ever get a haircut?
George: I had one yesterday.
Ringo: You should have seen him the day before.

Press: George, is the place you were brought up a bit like Greenwich Village?
George: No, more like the Bowery.

Press: Girls rushed toward my car because it has press identification, and they thought I met you. How do you explain this phenomenon?
John: You're lovely to look at.

Press (to George): Hi, you're not married.
George: No, I'm George.

Press: How come the Beatles, rather than 200 other groups, clicked?
Ringo: Sometimes I try to figure that out, too.

Press: How come you were turned back by immigration?
John: We had to be deloused.

Press: How do you feel about teenagers imitating you with Beatle wigs?
John: They're not imitating us because we don't wear Beatle wigs.

Press: How do you add up success?
All four: Money!

Press: What will you do when Beatlemania subsides?
John: Count the money.

Press: How do you feel about a nightclub called Arthur, named after your hair style?
George: I was proud--until I saw the nightclub.

Press: How do you spend your time when you're cooped up in a hotel room between the shows?
John: We play tennis and water polo, and hide ourselves from our perol officers.

Press: How do you stand in the draft?
John: About five feet, eleven inches.

Press: How does it feel to be putting on the whole world?
Ringo: We enjoy it.
Paul: We aren't really putting you on.
George: Just a bit of it.
John: How does it feel to be put on?

Press: How tall are you, Ringo?
Ringo: Two feet, nine inches.

Press: Is it true none of you can read or write music?
Paul: None of us can read or write music. The way we work is like, we just whistle. John will whistle at me and I'll whistle back at him.

Press: Is it true you can't sing?
John (pointing to George): Not me. Him.

Press: Is your wife expensive?
John: Quite, quite...
Paul: How much did she cost when you bought her?
John: Er, she was about fifty pounds in Nairobi.
George: But she was second hand, wasn't she?

Press: Was she second hand??
John: How dare you!

John: No more unscheduled public appearances. We've had enough. We're going to stay in our hotel except for concerts.
Press: Won't this make you feel like caged animals?
John: No. We feed ourselves.

Press: Paul, you look like my son.
Paul: You don't look a bit like my mother.

Press: Recently there has been an article published in Rolling Stone magazine stating that Day Tripper was about a prostitute, and Norwegian Wood was about a lesbian. What was you're intent when writing these songs?
Paul: We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians.

Press: What was the inspiration behind Elenor Rigby?
John: That one's about a couple o' queers!

Press: Ringo, how do you manage to find all those parties?
Ringo: I don't know. I just end up at them.
Paul: On tour we don't get out much. Ringo's always out though.
John: Ringo freelances.

Press: Ringo, what started your practice of wearing four rings at once?
Ringo: Six got to be too heavy.

Press: Ringo, why do you wear two rings on each hand?
Ringo: Because I can't fit them through my nose.

Press: Some people have been calling your work "unamerican". How do you respond to this?
John: Well, that's very observant of them.

Press: The French have not made up their minds about the Beatles. What do you think of them?
John: Oh, we like the Beatles. They're gear.

Press: Were you worried about the oversized roughnecks who tried to infiltrate the airport crowd on your arrival?
Ringo: That was us.

Press: What about the recent criticism of your lyrics?
Paul: If you start reading things into them you might as well start singing hymns.

Press: What about this campaign in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?
Paul: We're starting a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

Press: What are some of your favorite programs on American television?
Paul: News in Espanol from Miami. Popeye. Bullwinkle. All the cultural stuff.
John: I like American TV because you can get eighteen stations, but you can't get a good picture on any of them.

Press: What careers would you individually have chosen had you not become entertainers?
Paul: I dunno. Maybe something with art in it?
Ringo: A hairdresser.
George: I had a short go at being an electrician's apprentice. But I kept blowing things up, so I got dumped.
John: No comment.

Press: What do you think of the pamphlet calling you four communists?
Paul: Us, communists? Why we can't be communists. We're the world's number one capitalists. Imagine us, communists!

Press: What did you think when your airplane's engine began smoking as you landed today?
Ringo: Beatles, women, and children first!

Press: What do you call that hairstyle?
George: Arthur.

Press: What do you do when you're cooped up in a hotel room between shows?
George: We ice skate.

Press: What do you look like with your hair back on your foreheads?
John: You just don't do that, mate. You feel naked if you do that, like you don't have any trousers on.

Press: What do you think of the criticism that you're not very good?
George: We're not.

Press: What do you think you've contributed to the musical field?
Ringo: Records.
George: A laugh and a smile.

Press: What excuse do you have for your collar-length hair?
John: Well, it just grows out yer head.

Press: What is the biggest threat to your careers, the atom bomb or dandruff?
Ringo: The atom bomb. We've already got dandruff.

Press: What is the reason you are the most popular singing group today?
All four: Don't know. No idea.
John: If we knew, we'd get together four boys with long hair and be managers.

Press: What is the secret of your success?
John: We have a press agent.

Press: What is this about an annual illness, George?
George: I get cancer every year.

Press: What is your favorite food?
Ringo: I'm hung up on hamburgers.
George: All four of us are mad about hero sandwiches.
Paul: I have a yen for grilled cheese sandwiches.
John: George and I usually wait until someone else orders, then say "I'll have that, too".

Press: What will you do when the bubble bursts?
George: Take up ice hockey.
Paul: Play basketball.

Press: What would happen if you all switched to crewcuts?
John: It would probably be the end of the act.

Press: When are you going to cut your hair, Paul?
John: What do you mean? He got it cut yesterday.

Press: When are you going to retire?
Ringo: In about 10 minutes.

Press: When are you starting your next movie?
Paul: In February.
George: We have no title for it yet.
Ringo: We have no story for it yet.
John: We have no actors for it yet.

Press: When you do a new song, how do you decide who sings the lead?
John: We just get together and whoever knows most of the words sings the lead.

Press: Where did you get your hair style?
Paul: From Napoleon. And Julius Caesar too. We cut it anytime we feel like it.
Ringo: We may do it now.

Press: Where did you think up the hairdos?
Paul: We got them from a German photographer who wore his hair this way.
George: It was while we were in Germany. I went swimming and when I came out I didn't have a comb. So my hair just dried. The others liked it the way it looked, and there we were.
John: We've told so many lies about it we've forgotten.

Press: Which of you is really bald?
George: We're all bald. And I'm deaf and dumb.

Press: Who in the world would the Beatles like to meet more than anyone else?
Ringo: The real Santa Claus.

Press: Who thought up the name Beatles?
Paul: I thought of it.
Press: Why?
Paul: Why not?

Press: Why are your speaking voices different from your singing voices?
George: We don't have a musical background.

Press: Why don't you smile, George?
George: I'll hurt my lips.

Press: Why is it that you Ringo get more fan mail than the others?
Ringo: I dunno. I suppose it's because more people write me.

Press: Will you sing something for us?
All four: NO!
Press: Can you sing at all?
Ringo: No, we need money first.

Press: Would you ever accept a girl in your group if she could sing, play an instrument, and wear the Beatle haircut?
Ringo: How tall is she?

Press: Would you like to walk down the street without being recognized?
John: We used to do this with no money in our pockets. There's no point in it.

Press: You and the snow came to Washington at the same time today. Which do you think will have the greater impact?
Ringo: The snow. We're going tomorrow.

Press: You were at the Playboy Club last night. What did you think of it?
Paul: The Playboy and I are just good friends.

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Absolutely.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

If I had to.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yeah, Dumbledore has 3 XD

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Billius (I pity you Ron)

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly?

Have You Seen All The Movies?

All of them that's come out, yes. Some to many times to count.

Read All The Books?

-looks confused- Hasn't everyone?

What Do You Think Of JKR?

How did she possible thank up the extremly wonderful world of Harry Potter? And why didn't I do it first?

Favorites

Weasley?

Charlie, I guess. Working with Dragons would be cool. -stares off in space dreamily-

Character, Overall?

Don't make me choose! Tie between Remus and Sirius.

Female Character?

Uh...Tonks I guess.

Male Charcter?

Sirius or Remus...though I'm growing more attached to dear Moony through my fanfiction-ing.

Group Of Characters?

MARAUDERS!!

Adult?

See Overall or Male.

Professor?

Professor R. J. Lupin :)

Ship?

IDK...Remus/Tonks I suppose.

Spell?

That's a tough one...um...Stinging hex might be fun ;)

Sweet?

Real life HP Sweet: Bertie Bott's Bean's

Book/Movie HP sweet: Chocolate frogs

Place?

Gotta say HOGWARTS

Weasley Twin?

I don't really have a favorite.

Product?

Can I saw Marauder's Map? Or Invisibility cloak. No? Fine then...Fred and George's fireworks

Shop?

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Percy

Character, Overall?

Hmm...Pettigrew or Voldemort.

Female?

Umbridge. She makes me mad >:P

Male?

See overall...

Adult?

See overall...

Student?

IDK...Z. Smith

Spell?

Crucio -Gives Neville pitying looks as Dumbledore's voice rings in my head, "They're are things worse than death..."-

Book?

Goblet Of Fire. IDK why, it's just true.

Ship?

Sirius/Remus sure they're me fav characters, but NOT like that.

Sweet?

Cockroach clusters sound pretty sickening to me

Death Eater?

I don't have a least favorite Death Eater so I'll just say Croach Jr.

Shop?

Um...What's it called...? OH! Borgin and Burkes is creepy in the movies.

Place?

Knockturn Ally or Grimmauld Place. -Poor Sirius-

Professor?

Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

If it's fine with JKR, it's fine w/ me

Harry/Hermione?

I can't see that...

Harry/Ginny?

Canon

Harry/Luna?

It COULD work I 'spose.

Harry/Pansy?

Na-uh

Ron/Lavander?

Let's leave that in the past, shall we?

Ron/Luna?

I might could see that, yeah

Ron/Pansy?

No. Just no.

Ron/Fleur?

Where the heck'd Bill go?

Hermione/Krum?

-shakes head, looking tired of the couple questions-

Hermione/Draco?

Not a fan of these.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

Ron? Jealous much?

James/Lily?

Without them we wouldn't have Harry, now would we?

Lily/Snape?

I guess...

Lily/Sirius?

James would KILL him.

Lily/Lupin?

See above. Though he probably wouldn't do it as brutally.

Tonks/Lupin?

See WAY above where it asked my fav.

Draco/Pansy?

Sure, why not?

Fred/Angelina?

Yeah, I guess.

Bill/Fleur?

Canon.

Harry/Cho?

-Shakes head- NOPE

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Eh...Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione

Neville or Seamus?

Neville, of course!

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

Fred or George?

I told you I din't have a favorite twin! Back Off! -growls viciously-

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione (I stick to canon, thank you very much._

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Er...Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

:P Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

ButterBeer!

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?

WWW-Wheezes for emphasis-

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

3 Broomsticks.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Uh...Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Hogsmeade

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Hmm...I imagine Knockturn Alley would be easier to escape from but it has more freaks O_o

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Daily Prophet. Even though it is a bunch of rubbish

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Jr. or Sr.? On second thought, either way I pick Crouch

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

GO GO GRYFFINDOR!

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

No D:

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Yeah, I think..

A Movie?

No...not as much detail to get you all choked up.

I didn't Books or Movies?

BOOKS!

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yes actually...well I have dreams about video games so...

Been To A Fansite?

-looks around suspisiously- How'd you know!

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yeah, I do believe I have it bookmarked.

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

No...

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

I was no one O_o

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Didn't we all?

What was it?

I thought, because of what Luna said about 'the things we love returning to us in the end' that Sirius was going to be alive in book 6 or :) -blinks- OMG I just realized something! -faints- LUNA YOU SEER!

Perhaps I should explain myself further...

I thought Sirius would be alive again in 6 or 7 and when I 'just realized something' was me realizing that Sirius did return in book 7. (by the stone thing)

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

Why would I? I'M PROUD OF MY HARRY POTTER..UH...OBSESSION! Sorry, brain fart.

Did it/ Does it work?

...I just said I didn't...gosh you stupid survey you!

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Nope...I have thought about it before though...

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

-sees that Hermione has to have an r, o and n -OMG YOU CAN'T!

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?

-Sarcastically- REALLY NOW?

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

How would you?

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?

Yeah.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

Not really.

Do you know what fanfiction is?

-pretends to stutter- I-I think I do...

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

OMG Surveyer is a STALKER!!

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

See above answer..

What site?

OMG Surveyer is a RETARDED STALKER! That...or blind. -stares at address bar on computer-

Do you write fanfiction?

Just scroll down and see. ;)

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Yeah...I kinda answered the above question there...

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

YEP.

Bertie Botts are awesome! :)

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

-laughs hestarically- You have no idea.

I have a coloring book (Leave me alone, I like to color!), a blanket I got around the OOTP movie release, a Hogwart's binder, 2 notebooks, the OOTP video game for Wii, Deathly Hallows and Half-Blood Prince books, (I want them all but have no money), a few magazines related to Harry Potter, (a Nickelodean issue and another I can't remember the name to...) and there's this cool D.A bag I want but haven't gotten yet. :) And I'm probably forgetting somethings...I HAVE A HOGWART'S JOURNAL related to SS/PS.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

Yeah...I can totaly kick some butt on that game.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

No...I would like one though.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

Remus or Tonks...that's weird! LOL

Do You Agree With This?

Do I agree with what?

What Are They?

Huh?

Do you object to being Called By them?

What?

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Sure...

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Does HP fanfiction count?

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

YOU KILLED JULIUS!

Uh...from: what to do when: a Hogwarts guide

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Sometimes.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

Madly.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

-sighs- Yes, yes I do. -crosses fingers- I'm still hoping my letter's just late. ;)

Have you re-read the books?

-laughs- To many times to count.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

No

Have You Had An RP Party?

No

Do You Want To?

Not really.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

Yes. lol

Have You Ever Wrote One?

No

Do You Want To?

No

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

Yes

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

I DON'T KNOW! (But I probably would, I love reviews!)

Are You Going To Write One?

I said I didn't want to! What am I gonna do? Write it against my will?!

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

YES!

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

I think your certainly giving her a run for her galleons...

My Life is a Musical Game.

Opening Credits –Maybe Tomorrow, The Remus Lupins (that's interesting...my movie opens to a Ron/Hermione song)

Waking Up – Livin' on the Edge, Aerosmith (-singing- There's something wrong with the world to day, I don't know what it is, something's wrong with our eyes...I have an interesting movie of my life...)

First Day of School -Just Feel Better, Santana ft Steven Tyler (...-recalls that a teacher in this music video grabs the students butt and looks freaked out, having only one guy teacher who I wouldn't want to grab my butt-

Falling in Love -Let the Music Do the Talking, Aerosmith (that's kinda cool LOL! "I got a squeaky clean body and a dirty mind" XD Now, I'm kinda disturbed)

Fight Song- Hoodoo/Voodoo Medicine Man, Aerosmith (The beginning of this song is freaky! -thinks- I could see the beginning being kinda cool as a fight scene if it was like in slo-mo)

Breaking Up–Luv Lies, Aerosmith (OMG it actually makes scense! Usually when I do these things I get something ridiculus lol, maybe I broke up with the dude because -glances at falling in love song- he has a dirty mind. ;))

Prom- Avant Garden, Aerosmith (-singing- the sun leads the way, the moon lights the sky, I see you and I, lying in my avant garden)

Life is just...OK - Back in the Saddle, Aerosmith (would anyone mind if I skipped the next A-Smith song because I'm beginning to think it's rigged. Aerosmith is like "You will choose us as nearly all your movie songs! Mwhahaha!")

Mental Breakdown– (You Want To) Make a Memory, Bon Jovi (hmm...I can kinda see that)

Driving- Dream On, Aerosmith (it's totally rigged)

Flashback– Jump, Van Halen (That's...interesting)

Getting Back Together– Shut Up and Dance, Aerosmith (LOL, that's interesting "Talk is cheap, shut up and dance. Don't get deep, shut up and dance.)

Birth of Child- Baby, Please Don't Go, Aerosmith (-looks confused- My newborn kid's trying to go to New Orleans? -the song says 'Baby please don't go down to New Orleans')

Wedding– The Weasleys, The Remus Lupins (lol About the only way this makes scence is that it's about family XD)

Final Battle- Everything is Going to be Alright, The Remus Lupins (Hm..)

Death Scene– Dude Looks Like a Lady, Aerosmith (OMG LOL Apparently I'm killed by a 'Dude' that 'looks like a lady')

Funeral Song– Take it On The Run- REO Speedwagon (My funeral song is about cheating?)

End Credits–Let's Get Rocked-Def Leppard (a little late for that, I cheated to much and was killed by a dude that looks like a lady :( )

Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

One TWO THREE FOUR I DUNNO HOW more things (haha I rhyme) before I close this and let you see my stories! If you have read my fic, 'Marauders', you may remember way back in chapter nine I mentioned an author named Karlz4 who wrote this fic called 'Ask Potter' and let me hug Remus and Sirius in it. Well, I decided upon rereading it that I would post the little snippet with me here.

“Okay…so, in the chapter before this, which was the sixth one, she asked me to tell you she thinks you guys rock,” she said this to Sirius and Remus, but then she reviewed in chapter seven to ask if she could come and tell you guys…so…yeah, she’s coming,” Jade said with a sheepish look.

“Why?” Sirius whined.

“Um…she bribed me with a spot in her fic –even if its small- and some chocolate ice-cream…” she said and rubbed the back of her head nervously.

Seconds later, a girl appeared, holding a gigantic bowl of chocolate ice-cream and some whip cream before handing it to Jade and standing in front of the two Marauders she admired so, “Okay, I think you guys rock!” she said and blushed before hugging them and then letting go before turning on spot and disappearing.

“Did she just disapparate?” Lucius asked.

“Nah, that’s just the illusion she wanted to give,” Voldemort said in an explaining tone.

“Ohh…” Lucius nodded slowly.

This event took place in chapter 9 (titled chapter 8). I had no participation in writing this other than kindly asking for this to be done. All credit goes to Karlz4 and her wonderful, very random, very silly fic, 'Ask Potter'.

Link to Karlz4's profile:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/814719/Karlz4

Link to 'Ask Potter'

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3978627/1/Ask_Potter

Oh, and of course neither one of us own Harry Potter. He, and his fellow characters, the settings the plot, etc., all belong to Mrs. J.K. Rowling.

See, that's how you know when you've got a good friend, when you basically break into their house, wake them up, tell them you ran away from home and that you are going to stay at their house for who-knows-how-much-longer, and they just say, "Alrighty then." and go back to sleep, that's so awesome."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBMkgvUn1q4&feature=related

OK, if you've never listened to Wrock/Wizard Rock before let me help you understand why this is so funny. Wrock artists usually write songs from the point of view of their namesake and, in a lot of cases, pretend to be their namesake. That said:

Alex Carpenter (the one on the...left with the brown jacket thing) plays in the band The Remus Lupins and he is Remus in the video. Matt Magaicomo (on the right, with the guitar and microphone) plays for the Whomping Willows and he is..the Whomping Willow. Now, you should be able to understand it more! It made me laugh a lot!!

Now, if you were crazy enough to read all of this, or if you just skipped down here to the bottom, click on at least ONE of these stories and read/scan it, (Marauders preferably) and then REVIEW it! It makes me happy, and if you don't leave this page without clicking and reviewing on one of those stories, I'LL SET MY DRAGON CLAN ON YOU! Ha ha. Just kidding... or am I? Na-I'll just get Wizzy (from Harvest Moon: Animal Parade) to turn you into a frog. :D