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| MildlyInsane |
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Author has written 45 stories for Catcher in the Rye, Metalocalypse, King Kong, Tomb Raider, X-Files, Final Fantasy X, I Am Legend, Scrubs, Misc. Games, Shrek, Degrassi, Tetris, Becker, Gilligan's Island, Scream, Walking Dead, and 21 Jump Street. Hello. :) I am MildlyInsane. (I'm not... But that's my user-name.) I made it years ago when I guess I was feeling insane?? And I don't want to change it... I don't like switching user-names... I wouldn't change my real name, so I won't change my self-appointed fanfiction name either... It's been with me all this time, so I will not abandon it. At any rate, I won't tell you too much about myself because I don't want anyone from the world coming onto the internet and recognizing me. The real world doesn't know the dark corners of my mind as well as you random strangers do... I will tell you what is probably obvious: I am a young woman, a new adult... So I'm not a teenager like some of you, but I'm not old like your parents either... As you can see, my interests are a wide variety, some common popular fandoms, and some bizarre unpopular fandoms (like Gilligan's Island, Becker and 21 Jump Street - the television show.) I started writing fanfiction when my best friend moved away from school and I was forced to spend a lot of time by myself. Since then, I've written tons of stories and feel like I've improved in my writing quite a bit. Complete Stories: 35 Incomplete Stories: 9 If you read any of my stories, please review them! I'd love to know what everyone thinks about what I've published. Even if your review is short or anonymous, every little review helps me to know if I'm doing a good job, and helps motivate me to continue. And even if the story you're reading was published in 2008, still review it! I may not really need constructive criticism for those, since they are so old and I already have learned from all the mistakes within them, but I'd still love to know what you think! Even if the story is four years old, I'm still here!! I'll still read your review!! I don't check my e-mail though, so if you're reviewing one of my older stories, I may not notice your review until a month, or maybe even a year after you post it... But I typically check for reviews on my newer stories daily, because my excitement cannot be contained. :) I generally try to reply to reviews if I notice them soon after they are posted, because I appreciate all of them so much. If you review something I've written, I might also stalk your profile, because I consider most of my reviewers to be my new Best Friends Forever, even if we don't even speak to each other beyond reviews. I put a lot of time and heart into most of my stories, so if you've taken the time to read one and respond to it, I love you. Here is a fan art made for one of my stories: http://kornette.deviantart.com/art/I-dink-I-am-dyings-owies-130665550 This was made by fanfiction.net user: Dethfck, to go along with my Metalocalypse story: Appendicitisklok, where Toki has appendicitis. I feel it's one of my better Metalocalypse stories. If you like Metalocalypse, feel free to check out both the art as well as my story. I actually have quite a few Metalocalypse stories on here which you can read if you like such things... Toki is my favourite character, so they are mostly centered around him. I feel some of my Metalocalypse stories are better than my others. Timemachineklok is one of my favourites of my own, if you're interested... Scroll down to read its summary... Thank you for stopping by my page. Have a great day. | |||||
1. Precarious » reviewsTrying to make an arrest against a man suspected of beating and raping homeless boys, Officer Hanson gambles with his own safety to ensure an arrest against their suspect. Having gone off alone with the man without telling his fellow officers, Hanson finds he might have dug himself into a hole too deep to get back out of. Alternate ending to Blinded by the Thousand Points of Light.21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,878 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-20-13 - Published: 1-11-13 - T. Hanson & D. Penhall - Complete2. Daryl and Glenn's Grand Adventure » reviewsTakes place in Season 1. After his brother gets left behind on the rooftop in Atlanta, Daryl decides to leave the group and takes Glenn with him as a hostage. Their personalities clash, and neither seems really keen on spending time with the other, but eventually they must learn to put their differences aside when they meet a small group of survivors with sinister intentions.Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,558 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 11-12-12 - Published: 9-28-12 - Glenn & Daryl D. - Complete3. Carry On » reviewsTakes place in season 1 - Daryl, Glenn, Rick, and T-Dog return from Atlanta and their search for Merle to find the camp is being over-run with walkers. The group cannot fight them all off and end up fleeing the camp site to save their own lives. Glenn and Daryl are separated from the group and must try to find their companions while also looking out for themselves and each other.Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,449 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-12-12 - Published: 8-31-12 - Glenn & Daryl D. - Complete4. Pa reviewsSophia and Daryl bond over the topic of fathers. Rated T for mention of child abuse.Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-7-12 - Daryl D. & Sophia - Complete5. Guardian reviewsYoung Doug McQuaid comforts his little brother the first time their dad hits little Tommy McQuaid. This is of course an Alternate Universe story where Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall are actually the McQuaid brothers, who live with their abusive father. It can be read alone or as a prequel to Tribulations.21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-12 - D. Penhall & T. Hanson - Complete6. Tribulations » reviewsTom Hanson and Doug Penhall do not exist. They are instead Tommy and Doug McQuaid, tough, seemingly fearless high school boys. The lives of the teenaged McQuaid brothers aren't easy. It's a rough existence, full of drugs, alcohol, and physical abuse. Day to day life consists of dealing with an abusive father, buying and selling drugs, and just trying to survive in a world so cruel.21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,647 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 7-30-12 - Published: 7-5-12 - T. Hanson & D. Penhall - Complete7. Jump! to Conclusions » reviewsWhile undercover as Tommy McQuaid, Tom Hanson gets into an argument with his PE teacher. After seeing bruises Tom has from another case, the teacher suspects Tom's been abused and refers him to a counselor. Doug Penhall also makes an appearance.21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-2-12 - Published: 4-19-12 - T. Hanson & D. Penhall - Complete8. From the Streets to the Sea » reviewsThis is another Jimmy background story, telling of Jimmy's early life and how he ended up on the Venture and meeting Mr. Hayes, as well as the rest of the crew. It's in 3rd person Jimmy's point of viewish... Please read and review.King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,195 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-18-12 - Published: 3-8-099. Cornered » reviewsWhen Glenn and Daryl take a trip into the city for supplies they encounter an unexpected hoard of walkers. In an attempt to avoid being devoured, they end up locking themselves in a storage closet where they must wait for the undead to forget about them.Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,940 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 11-16-11 - Glenn & Daryl D. - Complete10. Scream 2, Take 2 » reviewsRandy's younger sister is murdered on the two-year anniversary of the original Woodsboro murders, bringing Sidney, Randy, Gale, Dewey, and Cotton back to Woodsboro, where a masked killer waits. Heavy focus on Gale and Dewey after the first few chapters.Scream - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,763 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-22-11 - Published: 5-5-1111. Laments of a Soon To Be Rescued Sailor » reviewsThe Professor comes up with another plot to be 'rescued.' Gilligan would much rather stay on the island, but goes along with the plan for the benefit of the others. The thought of being rescued makes him feel a bit depressed, and a little emo...Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,852 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-4-11 - Published: 12-22-10 - Gilligan & Skipper12. Arthur's Tale » reviewsAlternate tale of Arthur Pendragon's involvement in Shrek 3. A bit in the beginning is similar to how it happened in the movie, but the rest is quite different. How will Arthur and Shrek overthrow King Charming and restore Far Far Away?Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-19-10 - Published: 3-8-09 - Artie & Shrek13. Gilligan in a Bottle » reviewsGilligan finds a magic bottle with a genie inside and is granted 3 wishes. What will he wish for? In this AU story, the characters' traits are exaggerated/acknowledged. This is a sort of humor, so don't feel too bad about anything I've written. Complete!Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,767 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-17-10 - Published: 11-23-10 - Gilligan & Skipper - Complete14. Linda Quits For Real This Time reviewsLinda accepts a job at another doctor's office, thus quits working for Dr. Becker. Will things work out? Will her new boss tolerate her showing up late and never getting any work done? And how will Becker and Margaret fare without her?Becker - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-10 - Linda & J. Becker15. Jealous? » reviewsWhen Marco finds out Dylan is cheating on him, he tries to make Dylan jealous by going off with another guy whom he has just met, Derek. When Derek tries to take things further than Marco wants to and is declined, will he take No for an answer?Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,096 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-7-10 - Published: 6-30-09 - Marco D. & Dylan M.16. Persistent » reviewsLinda has a problem with a man who is in love with her and persists on being with her even though she's not interested. Margaret and Becker may be able to help her get rid of him... that is, if they even notice anything is wrong. Complete.Becker - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,914 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-30-10 - Published: 5-31-10 - Linda & J. Becker - Complete17. TimeMachineKlok » reviewsSkwisgaar has the Klokateers build him a time machine, but when he goes back in time and meets child-Toki, he risks changing not only the past, but the present as well... Rated T for a few swear words and the mention of drinking alcohol.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,487 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 1-8-10 - Published: 3-5-09 - Skwisgaar S. & Toki W. - Complete18. Tetris reviewsWant to play a game of Tetris? Go for it. You'll always win when you play it here. And you'll get the high score too!Tetris - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete19. MeetingKlok » reviewsMetalocalypse, Dethklok. This is another version of how the band Dethklok met each other, then turns into a kind of Toki-centered random happenings at early Mordhaus... Features Ofdensen, Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles, Nathan, and Murderface.Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,752 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 9-27-08 - Toki W. & Skwisgaar S.20. My Name Mission reviewsJD goes on a mission to discover what the janitor's name is... but will he be able to figure it out? Read to find out, and please review. This is just a little 1 chapter story.Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-12-08 - John D./J.D. & Janitor - Complete21. DethBullies » reviewsMetalocalypse. Dethklok. While Toki and Skwisgaar attend a middle/high school together, Toki has to deal with some bullies. Skwisgaar is unaware of this, but might easily figure it out when he sees visible bruises on little Toki. Please review.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-9-08 - Toki W. & Skwisgaar S. - Complete22. The Fate of Ofdensen » reviewsMetalocalypse, Dethklok. This is my version of the events which happened after the season 2 finale, Black Fire Upon Us. If you haven't seen it, and don't want to know what happens, hold off on reading this. When you do read it though, please review.Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-5-08 - C. F. Ofdensen & Toki W. - Complete23. My Scariest Elevator Ride » reviewsJD gets stuck in the elevator when it breaks. But guess who else is there with him? The Janitor is! Oh no! AND JD has the flu! But Dr. Cox will take care of him, in a non-slash kind of way. If you've read my other story, you'd know that I love those guys.Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 7-26-08 - Complete24. My Car Ride reviewsJD needs a ride home from work. Unfortunately, the only person available to give him a ride is the janitor. With rain pouring down heavily and the janitor driving like a nut, will they make it home alive? Read to find out. And Review, please.Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-29-08 - John D./J.D. & Janitor - Complete25. ForgivenessKlok reviewsDethklok. Metalocalypse. Set after episode Dethdad. Toki tries to think of a reason why his father deserves his forgiveness... If you haven't seen Dethdad, there might be spoilers in here, so don't read it yet if you don't want to know what happened.Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-13-08 - Toki W. & Skwisgaar S. - Complete26. 不特定 邦人 符丁 » reviewsHa! I don't even know what this is! Hmmm... maybe I should read over it and finish it someday... or not... I'm not that into The X-Files anymore.X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 7-8-08 - F. Mulder & D. Scully27. Hauntedklok » reviewsMetalocalypse, Dethklok. Toki sees a ghost, or something of the sort... Review, por favor, if you've read this. I'd appreciate it.Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,597 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 6-8-08 - Toki W. - Complete28. My Three Sims reviewsThis is a story based on the PS2 game, The Sims 2. Three Sims have rather strange lives... This is what they did on the Free-play mode of my game. Dedicated to Dr. Knife, who I deleted because she was mean.Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-08 - Complete29. Adventureklok » reviewsMetalocalypse, Dethklok. Toki goes on a run away from home for a night mini adventure, during a time when he is a child living in Norway. Please feel free to read and review. That's what the story is here for. Now complete.Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 5-23-08 - Toki W. - Complete30. Almost Too Much reviewsMulder and Scully feel stressed out after a case, so they take comfort in each other. This story doesn't contain anything graphic. I don't write about sex. Please read and review.X-Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-08 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete31. Sorries » reviewsMetalocalypse, Dethklok. This is set within the episode "Girlfriendklok." Toki feels bad for beating up Nathan, so he goes to appologize to him, but will Nathan forgive him? Please read and review. Now Complete.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-7-08 - Toki W. & Nathan E. - Complete32. My Unlucky Rainy Alleyway Encounter » reviewsJD gets beaten up by an angry patient, and an unlikely person helps him out... That would be the Janitor... This is my first Scrubs fanfiction, so be nice to me, por favor. Please review also. Dr. Cox, Janitor, and JD all have fairly large roles in this.Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-20-08 - John D./J.D. & Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete33. I Wouldn't Mind Getting the Mail » reviewsMetalocalypse. Dethklok. Toki wouldn't mind getting the mail... for once. Now he gets to. What kind of wonderful surprises will he encounter? Please read and review.Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-24-08 - Toki W. - Complete34. Appendicitisklok » reviewsMetalocalypse, Dethklok. Toki wakes up and feels sick... so he goes to his band mates for assistance. How will that work out, I wonder... Not slash... I never write slash, guys. Woooooot! This story is now complete.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,050 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-8-08 - Toki W. - Complete35. My Thoughts On Scully reviewsThis is a first person look Mulder being the narrator of how Mulder felt about Scully when they first met, and then how he grew to like her over time. I hope you enjoy it, and please review, if you'd like.X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-08 - F. Mulder & D. Scully - Complete36. What Could Have Been reviewsThis is my alternate ending to the film. Things could have been different if Robert had handled things differently when the "dark seeker" dogs attacked Sam. If you love Will Smith and Samantha, the dog, you might like my ending. Please review.I Am Legend - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete37. Jimmy's Story » reviewsThis is the story of when Hayes first met Jimmy. Please review, if you'd like. I am awful at titles, and hope to change it if I can manage to think of something better.King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete38. Drunk Murdercyling reviewsMetalocalypse. Dethklok is pulled over for drunk driving... Apparently the police think laws apply to Nathan, Pickles, Toki, Skwisgaar, and Murderface...Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete39. Dealing with Kimarhi reviewsThe party does not like Kimarhi, but what are they going to do about it? This is supposed to be funny... I hope you enjoy it. Please review it if you read it, good or bad reviews... I don't mind. Rated "T" for some violence...Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-08 - Tidus & Yuna - Complete40. Why I Don't Believe reviewsThis is a first person point of view: Why Scully doesn't believe in aliens, when the proof is everywhere... It is supposed to be funny... Please review.X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-08 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete41. Their Story » reviewsMetalocalypse, Dethklok... How Skwisgaar and Toki first met and, eventually, how they met the rest of the band. It deals a lot with Toki and Skwisgaar's friendship. NOT slash. If you are reading this, review it, please. This story is now complete...Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-16-08 - Toki W. & Skwisgaar S. - Complete42. Her Immortal Adversaries reviewsThis is how Lara feels about Larson and Pierre, her immortal adversaries... Also, is supposed to be funny... Not horribly so, but a bit funny at least... Please read and review. Based on TR Anniversary and TR Chronicles.Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete43. Her Moving Target reviewsWinston and Lara have a daily routine of target practice... Winston is the target. This is how Winston feels about that... It is supposed to be funny, and would be best understood if you've played Tomb Raider 3. Please review.Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete44. My Fault? reviewsMetalocalypse, Dethklok. My own scene that is meant to take place after the last scene in the episode,"Dethkids." Rated 'T' for mention of drinking alcohol. Features Toki, Nathan, and a bit of Pickles... NOT slash. I would never do that to Dethklok...Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-18-08 - Toki W. & Nathan E. - Complete45. Alternate End of Chapter 23 reviewsNot very exciting, but this was an English assignment. You don't have to read it. Rated T for a few swear words...Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete
