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Author has written 30 stories for Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Boondock Saints, Harry Potter, and South Park.

Name: Meagan. Yes, you spell it like that. My parents obviously wanted no one to be able to pronounce it right.

Nickname(s): I go by May more often than not, also Maykipz, Kipz, Tweek and occasionally just M.

At the moment: No computer access unless I go to the library (hence: no updates for the most part), battling through my senior year of high school and being attacked by plot bunnies for one shots, seriously, I can't write anything else.

Age: 16 going on 17, as opposed to being Benjamin Button.

Gender: Chick! Or so I've been told.

Sexuality/Religion/Favorite Food: Bisexual...asexual/atheist! (is that even a fucking religion?)/Pasta...even before Hetalia. D:

A quick about me!: I'm kind of a little bit past weird. I'm full of references to anything and everything. I obsess over what people wear. I think people are beautiful and, if I could get away with it, I would stare. I have no friends at my school. And by that I don't mean I have a small group of friends who I sometimes hang out with. I mean I do not talk to anyone at my school. I am that much of a loser. It's alright though. I have two dogs, one named Kelly and the other named Maddie, and they are so much cooler than your dogs. You don't even know. I like anime and manga, but I don't speak in random Japanese. I do however have a massive crush on Lelouch Redlamp, and also Light Imagay. Don't ask, really, don't. Real people are such asshats, I like internet friends better. :D Um. I'm a massive nerd. A massive anti-social nerd, basically. I like video games a lot, but I'm terrible at them. More often than not you can find me: sleeping. Or complaining about how my neck hurts. I also have a weak immune system. I'm almost always sick to some degree. I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS WITH A BURNING PASSION. I want eleven to fourteen tattoos, and I'm a senior in high school now which I find absolutely disgusting. Shoot me now, please!

Fandoms: South Park, although you'll rarely find me reading anything SP, like Matt Stone I'm afraid it'll be really good, or else be riddled with cliches, like girly!Kyle and slutty!Kenny, fuck me. Harry Potter has been a main squeeze of my fangirl heart for years now, it's always gonna be there for me. I also adore Kingdom Hearts, but the huge amount of badfic in the KH fandom recently has been upsetting to say the least. As far as anime goes, I love Code Geass, Junjo Romantica, Clannad, Kuroshitsuji, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Detroit Metal City, Kino's Journey and Soul Eater. Death Note, too, except I hate L, he needs to go die in a well or something. I love manga as well: Pita-Ten, Kuroshitsuji, Yatteranneeze! (seriously go read that if you like gay boys), Okane Ga Nai, Hetalia Axis Powers, Death Note, Paradise Kiss, Soul Eater and Ouran High School Host Club. I also have a particular favorite pairing in House, but most of the stuff in that fandom makes me wish to choke upon my own vomit (it is seriously that bad), so I don't read much of it.

Pairings: I have a huge amount, but here goes nothing. (South Park) Craig/Tweek, Kyle/Stan, Kenny/Butters, Kyle/Christophe, Stan/Wendy, Cartman/Wendy, Kyle/Cartman, Kenny/Wendy - (Kingdom Hearts) Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora, Axel/Riku, Zexion/Demyx, Marluxia/Larxene, Cloud/Leon, Xigbar/Demyx, Seifer/Hayner, Xigbar/Tidus, Marluxia/Zexion - (Harry Potter) Sirius/Remus, Draco/Harry, George/Oliver, James/Remus, James/Lily, Sirius/Barty Crouch, Jr. - (Code Geass) Sue-zaku/Le-douche, Schneizel/Lelouch, Lelouch/Rolo - (House) House/Wilson, House/Chase - (Hetalia Axis Powers) Germany/Austria, Prussia/Austria, USA/UK, Germany/Italy - (Ouran) Hikaru/Kaoru, Tamaki/Kyouya, Kyouya/Kaoru - (Death Note) Matt/Mello, Matt/Near, Gevanni/Near, Matsuda/Sayu, B/Near.

And so on and so on, you get the picture. I'm highly adverse to mpreg and gender swaps...wtf is the point? But really, I can read anything as long as it's well-written. Well, almost anything. I like to think there's a line out there, however I've never really seen it.

Favorite Characters: At the moment? I am growing extremely fond of two characters I used to not care about. Namely Stan from South Park and Matt from Death Note. Stan used to bore me, but now I think he's the cutest thing since sliced bread...whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. I blame it on his hat. Matt still confuses the hell out of me (he has zero worth as a canon character, this is fact) but I would much appreciate if he became a real person and allowed me to bear his children, because he's totally my perfect man. And always: Kyle and Craig from South Park, Riku, Xigbar, Luxord and Axel from Kingdom Hearts, Austria and Prussia from Hetalia, Lelouch and Schneizel from Code Geass, Light, Near, B and Mello from Death Note and Remus and the Weasley twins from Harry Potter.

Writing process: I've made mentions of how I write before and most people go 'wut?' at me. I pretty much just write. I don't think. There are certain things I plan out, scenes I know I want in my stories at a certain point, of course there are. But everything leading up to those parts is, for the most part, pure chance. This is due to my characters being in my head, in a sense. Or more like, I get into their heads. It makes me sound like a crazy person, but the characters tell the story, I basically just listen and write it down. Sometimes people go 'Whoa, you set that up back in the beginning, good planning!' and my basic reaction is 'I did?' And yet I go back and there it is. I end up foreshadowing without realizing I'm doing it, basically. I don't know where my stories are going when I sit down to write them. It makes writing terrible frustrating, but it also makes it exciting, and I wouldn't give that up for the world. (Well...maybe.)

Writing in general: I've been writing since elementary school. My first story was about a girl who turned herself popular in order to slowly destroy a clique of girls whom she hated. Yeah, I've always been this weird. My second story was about a girl who's dad was in the military. And after that, I lose track. I started reading Harry Potter fanfiction in fifth grade and I was looking for something involving the Weasley twins. That's how I found my first slash story. It was a George/Oliver story, and from that moment on gayness became my favorite thing. (Incidentally, George/Oliver holds a very special place in my heart: It is not crack, it's pure win.) The first slash story I wrote was Remus/Sirius, but I don't remember what it was about at all. I did used to write OC stories and all that wish-fulfillment crap. I'm sorry for that. Really, really sorry. Now I just mostly write slash, and that I won't apologize for. My main goal in writing is to be realistic. My favorite things about writing are character development and dialogue. I'm not particularly good at describing things, setting especially, but I make an effort.

Currently reading: Boys by Casey V.. I started reading this a while back, and then was unable to finish it...so now I'm starting all over. Kind of exciting, actually, since it's awesome and the setting is the 90's and it's totally gay. Fun!

Music/Movies/TV/Video Games/Books: No. My life is pretty much taken over by hockey. I watch all the Red Wings games that I can (damn you, DirecTV), I read hockey blogs and newspaper articles about hockey and books about hockey and I listen to music about hockey and I watch movies about hockey and I play hockey video games and I live and breathe hockey. Okay, maybe not that last one. But hockey is my main thing right now. Let's go Red Wings, eh?

Heroes: Jon Stewart has pretty much been the be all, end all in my life since I was pretty young. Not only do I find him totally debonair (no, seriously!), he's also the only political commentator I will listen to. It may well be naïveté, call it that if you will, but I think he's blessedly unbiased. In the world of writing, none surpasses Bret Easton Ellis. As far as I'm concerned all his works are nothing less than spectacular. Whether I'm reading about pseudo-relationships in The Rules of Attraction or the horror wonderland of American Psycho, he is essentially a god of words, in my opinion, humble as it is. Other than that, Alexander Hamilton. Always, always, Mr. Hamilton.

Other places: myspace. - myanimelist. - fictionpress. - photobucket. - twitter. You can see how nerdy I am elsewhere! My fictionpress account has nothing currently, I'm too much of wimp to post my original stories at this point in my young, overly angsty life. Or something like that. You may be going 'wtf?' at my Photobucket account being there, but let me tell you, it's an excellent indicator of what I'm currently obsessed with. And, yes, Twitter, I honestly got it to follow my hockey teams, but it's kind of addicting.

That being said: Feel totally free to e-mail me, or send me a message through this site. Add me on MySpace or MAL or what have you. I'm all for talking it up. It might take me a while to get back to you with my lack of internet access, but I'll do my best, and in the mean time, I'll see you around. Or not.

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1. The New Year » reviews
Stan was normal. Stan didn't need to go to a psychiatric hospital. Stan was sure of this. Admittedly, that was before he found out he was schizophrenic. Slash, multiple pairings. AU. Chapter 11 up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,920 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 8-31-08 - Stan M.

2. A Snowflake Fell reviews
Kenny is always awake when everyone else is asleep. Just wondering. Why the hell is he even here? Kenny-centric, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-09 - Kenny M. - Complete

3. Things My Boyfriend and I Have Argued About » reviews
Poor Kyle. He suffers from minimum wage, the French mafia, hiding dead bodies, slightly insane friends, his mother and his boyfriend being of the opinion that everything in the world is his fault - always. Stan/Kyle, threeshot. For eksley05.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 5-12-09 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete

4. Say Hello To All The Boys reviews
Well, boys will be boys, even in South Park, and sometimes, that means kissing other boys. 10 drabbles, all slash, multiple pairings, book meme/challenge.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-29-09 - Kyle B. & Craig T. - Complete

5. Oblivious reviews
Arriving at every conclusion except for the correct one, Kenny brings oblivious to a whole new level. But really, it would be a lot easier to figure out who Stan and Kyle are dating if they'd stop spending so much time together. Oneshot, crack, Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-29-09 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete

6. Pushing Daises » reviews
Kenny accepted the bad things in life rather easily. Until someone stole the notebook where he wrote, among other things, his love notes to Butters Stotch in. That was another story completely - his next death would probably be of embarrassment. Ch 3 up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,601 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 9-25-08 - Kenny M. & Butters S.

7. Chemistry reviews
Kenny remembers dying Kyle’s hair, he remembers the chemicals, he remembers the reaction. Oneshot. Kenny/Kyle, Stan/Kyle and hints at other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-20-08 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete

8. Addict » reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,915 - Reviews: 223 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 7-18-08 - Craig T. & Tweek T. - Complete

9. Waiting Room reviews
He was thinking of what Kyle said, "Love is watching someone die." And that's exactly what he had done. Christophe/Kyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-12-08 - Christophe - Complete

10. A Lack of Color reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-29-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete

11. So Much For Love » reviews
Sirius Black was done with girls...but there was that new boy, the pale, small one that was a self-professed non-believer of love. Yes, he did find himself oddly intrigued by Remus Lupin. Sirius/Remus. Boarding School AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L.

12. Drunken Deals » reviews
What did the Marauders do when they were drunk? ‘We, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, agree that if after this summer vacation neither one of us are steadily dating anyone that we will date each other.’ A lot. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,843 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete

13. Made To Be Broken reviews
I just want you to know who I am. Sirius/Remus friendship, prelude to romance. A sister fic to Drunken Deals, not necessary to read it to understand this. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-8-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete

14. Before The Devil Knows You're Dead » reviews
In Nazi Germany Kyle Broflovski's family is forced into hiding in the attic of a prominent German family - the Cartman's. Is it possible for anything good to come out of the tragedy that surrounds them? AU. Cartman/Kyle. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 4-13-08 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete

15. Of Broken Futures reviews
The only reason that Barty Crouch Jr. visited Grimmauld Place was him, after all. And he couldn't explain why. Logically, they should hate each other with every fiber of their being. Maybe they did. Oneshot Sirius/Barty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-08 - Barty C. Jr. & Sirius B. - Complete

16. Fix You reviews
Sirius feels broken and looks to Remus to help fix him. Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-27-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete

17. Warmer Weather reviews
After their brief reuniting, Sirius is on the run and Remus reminisces about the times they shared up until that fateful Halloween night. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-26-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete

18. It's All For You reviews
Sirius Black had only been trying to impress him, and that only managed to land him in detention. How is he ever going to explain this to him? Oneshot Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-24-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L.

19. Only Time reviews
Remus Lupin would never be able to get over the death of Sirius Black. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete

20. Always reviews
I watch you while you sleep, Stanley Marsh. Oneshot, complete and utter fluff. Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-1-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete

21. Charms reviews
Oliver Wood finds himself charmed by a certain red-haired twin. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-1-08 - Oliver W. & George W. - Complete

22. A Mistake reviews
If it was a mistake, then it was certainly the best mistake that James Potter had ever felt in his lifetime. James/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-31-08 - James P. & Remus L. - Complete

23. Skeletons In The Closet reviews
The Lost Writings of R.A.B. A look into the mind of Regulus Black as he plans and plots his betrayal against the Dark Lord and reflects on his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-08 - Regulus B. & Voldemort

24. Talk Dirty To Me reviews
--"You're filthy." 100-word drabble. Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

25. Just A Kiss reviews
--"That's all it was. Just a kiss." James/Remus. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-30-08 - James P. & Remus L. - Complete

26. Forbidden Fruit reviews
What happens when Remus Lupin and Regulus Black meet in the Room of Requirement? Remus/Regulus. Oneshot. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-30-08 - Remus L. & Regulus B. - Complete

27. L'Amore: A Collection of Love Stories » reviews
A series of love stories, each chapter a different pairing. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-28-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete

28. Broken Like An Angel reviews
Nightmares of Checkov haunt Murphy in the prison cell, with only Connor to comfort him. Warning: Twincest. Oneshot.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete

29. Le Soleil reviews
Evey misses the outside world. Oneshot. V/Evey. Movieverse.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-08 - Complete

30. Lucky reviews
The Narrator and Tyler share a late night talk about capitilism, Marla, feelings and getting lucky. Oneshot.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-08 - Complete

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