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My new story: Magic's Perfection

An M Howl's Moving Caslte fic. What if Sophie also had the skills of a witch? What if she went to the Royal Sorcerer's Academy with Howl and has targeted Howl as the only man for her? Powerful spells and demon contracts await, with just a sprinkling of romance.

My 2nd new Story: A Blind Ninja

Naruto finds the sword of Tosen from Bleach; but the price the sword asks is high. Afterall, what can a blind ninja accomplish? (Pairing is a harem!)

BEST ANIME: Naruto,Bleach, Elfen Lied, Howl's Moving Castle. For those of you who have never seen Elfen Lied, I describe it as going through anime puberty. You will never be the same again. If you have never seen Howl's Moving Castle, shoot yourself! Its only the most successful anime movie of all time, raking in 300 million in the USA alone. Don't forget that the Japanese are anime freaks, so its probably a lot more internationally! The english version of Elfen Lied is R15, with the Japanese version being R18. Just watch the english version and join the club! PS. Your parents will not approve of elfen lied, i promise! Lmao!

Fellow Artists is not abandoned! How could you even think that! Just finished mid-year exams. The writing is slow but I am a perfectionist. This story will be the one I put the greatest amount of effort in so far. It is the benchmark for all my new stories to surpass! After I'm done with this fic I'll set up a poll for what you guys want me to write about then. Thank you all my reviewers you guys keep me going!

Naruto: Far Away Re done. plz read it its not appreciated enough!

I'm a fan of harem or single couple romance but it must have lemons! It seriously kills the fic otherwise. I have no problem with people in the Naruto world being slightly underage in our world because lets face it, they are expected to kill at that age 4 gods sake!

TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU

1. Naruto and Sakura are both too loud and don't balance each other out.

2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)

3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.

4. Sakura always hit Naruto and never gave him the time of day.

5.Sakura never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)

6. Sakura is to violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hot. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys. (Bitch)

10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

If you agree post it on you profile.

THE WE LOVE NARU/HINA CLUB : If you love the idea that Naruto and hinata should hook up copy and paste this to your page and ad your name. Oodama Rasengan, The First Kitsukage, Kyuubi69Assassin, Skelo

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, GaaraCutie, Poetperson93, BleedingSaro, WolfChibi-Chan, Zuki Uchiha,Oodama Rasengan, The First Kitsukage, Kyuubi69Assassin, Skelo

These are some funny things I's seen on people's profiles.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you fall for it, please put it on your profile as well! It's very funny, seening as how I fell for it too

These are my favourite couples

Naruto/femHaku

Naruto/Hinata

Naruto/Anko

Naruto/Tayuya

Naruto/Yakumo

Ichigo/Rukia

Ichigo/Rukia/Orohime

Naruto/Harem with any girl in bleach besides the above two. If not Ichigo with both Rukia and Orohime, then Orohime with Quincy (Screw spelling his name; I have a life! lol!) Best one and the best M rated story I have ever read: I Live On

Naruto/Isaribi (Da best one is 'Foxfish' but it hasn't been upd8d in ages. I'm crying here, there are way tooooooo many discontinued awsome fics!! It breaks my heart and makes me swear to get soooo good at writing that i can write those fics, and complete them!! Who's bloody with me!!)

Here are my reviews and opinions on the best fanfics that I've read (That are not yet complete):

I Live On. Need I go on? The amount of reviews should have tipped you off to the awsomness of this particular fic. See above for pairing. You have to read this befor you die!

The Story of Uzumaki Naruto (M) (Naruto) An equally massive and awesome Naruto/Anko fic. By far the most realistic Naruto and Anko romance I've read. What would happen if Naruto wasn't on team 7, but was actually training with Anko?

The Adventures of Pan (M)

The Adventures of Pan II (M) These 2 have everything! Violence, romance and only this briliant author can turn Peter Pan into a thriller! Seriously she is scary good with writing!

The Jutsu of Love? (Naruto)(M) Very sweet romance fanfic. The best Naruto/Hinata fanfic i have ever read, quite possibly the best romance I've read ever. It is still Naruto so there's plenty of action and fight scenes. NOW FINISHED LOOK OUT FOR THE SEQUAL: BLOODLINE!

The Little Black List (Card Captor Sakura)(M) Lol do I need to say it?! Pure Lemon! At the risk of sounding like a ass, as far as Lemons go, this is brilliantly written. Only Lemon Card Captor Sakura I would recomend. Updated really quickly!! Its nearly finished!!

One Thing Leads to Another (Teen Titans)(M) When you read the discription, and the name, your head screams LEMON! But it's not all that. This trumps all Teen Titan fanfics for miles!! It has everything, and even better, the writer does all the charaters's personalities perfectly!

These ones are complete but they are also legendary.

An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes (M) (Naruto) A massive Naruto/Temari fic. You want an awesome fic rather then just pointless lemons, this is your fic! Naruto gets pissed as the @#!ing village council and leaves for Suna.

Naruto's Vixen (M)(char: naruto/hinata) LOL THIS IS THE BEST SMUT/ROMANCE FIC I HAVE READ,EVER. NARUTO/femKYUUBI/HINATA. VERY LIGHT-HEARTED AND PACKED WITH SOME OF THE BEST LEMONS I'VE READ. GETS SERIOUS IN THE END WITH A GOOD FIGHTSCENE AND BECOMES AN EVENTUAL NARUTO/HINATA FIC.

Snake and Fox 'Catch me' (Naruto)(M) The best smut/romance fic i have read, ever, Naruto/Anko. Actually has a good, fun story and a very clever ending. Made up of 3 long chapters. Can't believe it only had something like 40 reviews. not many people must see it. It is wicked!! Read it!!

These ones are kinda discontinued. The authors don't tell you but you look at the upd8 list and you figure it out. SOB OMG THEY HAVE BOTH BEEN UPDATED!!

A new beginning to an old story (Kingdom Hearts)(M) Lemon/Action and very teenager. Parents walk in on them (LOL Busted!!) new friends are made. A perfect representation of an M Kingdom Hearts! You want drama and a totally wicked fight scene, check this out!

Foxfish (Naruto)(M) SOB so awesome. Why do the good ones never get upd8d!!