News and Updates!

Hey all! Guess what? I'M GOING ON VACATION! 8DD

No seriously, me and the parents are heading out to Cancun Mexico for a week long of much needed R&R. So excuse lack of updates, but, once I get back, I will no doubt have one of two updates for you all. Seeing as the internet is still a bit question mark over there, I might only have writing and drawing as my main computer activity, so that means no distractions or procrastinations! 8DDD

...well, not counting the ocean,t he resort, and the shops anyways. But all in all, no room for procrastination. XD So! I'll see you all at the end of next week,a nd hopefully I won't have been mugged, murdered, or raped. Wish me luck! 8'D

Oh, and also...

NEW PLOT BUNNY UP FOR ADOPTION!!!! 8DD YAY! PLEASE CHECK IT OUT PLEASE!!! 8DD

New plot bunny. Again. Dear god... TwT

Anyways, see my Bunny adoptions for details! Remember to read the details and terms of use and such!

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When (and if...) I get Mata-chatroom back up, we'll be seeing more Journals/blogs and remain on the classic chatroom theme!

Jazzyart has published her first chapter of my adopted fic bunny Amnesia! GO READ IT! 8DDD

See my Plot-bunny Adoption section!

And visit my Featured Authors and see if you are one of them!

Check out my DeviantART page plz! 8D (same username as here)

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Name: Mazula.

Age: Eighteen

Home: Washington.

Height: 5"9 (Voted tallest girl in my middle school two years in a row.)

Weight: Get me a shot gun, bend over, and I'll tell you...

Gender: Female.

Species: Human (questionably)

Eyes: Dark brown. (I wish I had my mom's blue eyes though. TwT)

Hair: Black, with NATURAL hints of a very VERY dark chocolate highlights.

Likes: Drawing, reading manga, writing, yaoi/yuri (I write and read both ways people), Mid-victorian era apparel, music, Japanese culture.

Dislikes: Closed mindedness, overly-religious views, brats, people who DEMAND/THREATEN updates, Twilight (the series), people who find it ok to steal an idea and think they won't get caught, poorly written works, egotistic idiots, getting sick, my anemia acting up (yes, I have anemia that can bring up chronic nose bleeds, fainting, and low blood pressure.), and pretty much anything too 'vanilla'.

Daughter of White vid-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0ljVok71U&feature=related

See my 'Son of White' fic please!

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SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

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To keep a healthy grasp on your INsanity...

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

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When in an elevator...

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you have done (or plan to do) ANY of these things in an elevator, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Quotes by unknown people, but still funny as hell.

"We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round."

“Coffee -- do stupid things faster and with more energy!"

“Ah shit, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”

"I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life."

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

"None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all"

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

"Dain bramaged"

"Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!"

"Pissing off the planet one person at a time!"

"It takes 42 muscles to smile, so instead, pick up your middle finger and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone!"

"So...there's this CHICKEN, right...?"

"K-I-S-S M-Y A-S-S spells kiss my ass!...What!? I'm not a well mannered child!"

Quotes from TV/movies. (Regularly updated)

Chris: "For my science homework, I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man."
Lois: "You mean diorama."
Chris: "...Uh-oh." Chris and Lois, Family Guy.

"You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal." Johnny Depp.

"Hey y'know, I've had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it!" Chandler, Friends.

"If he can't tell which hole is which at his age, he's headed for big trouble down the line." Berta, Two and a Half Men.

"Now, tell me you want to caress my butt!" Joey, Friends.

"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." Jimmy Carter

Berta: "Last chance to see those tattoos!"
Alan: "No, thanks."
Berta: "I can make the road runner do jumping jacks!" Two and a Half Men.

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, but they should draw the line at goats." Elton John

Peter: "Here honey, I got you this greeting card."
Lois: (reads card) "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery."
Peter: "Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English." Peter and Lois, Family Guy.

"Please, if I had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disappeared for five years and came back as a guy, I'd have A NICKEL!" Charlie, Two and a Half Men.

"We don't care about taters...even in tot form!" Carly, iCarly.

"Marvin bit my pants..." Spencer talking about his Ostrich, iCarly.

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear." Woody Allen

Charlie: "What are you doing?"
Alan: "Giving you a wedgie... where's your underwear?"
Charlie: "I'm not wearing any, but thanks for scratching my ass!" Two and a Half Men.

"No, you don't squirt waffles!" Freddie, iCarly.

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize: Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." Lynda Montgomery

Charlie: "Oh, for the good old days when you could pretend you were blind and wander into the girls' locker room."
Alan: "You actually did that? That's terrible!"
Charlie: "No, taking the dog from the blind guy was terrible." Two and a Half Men.

Alan: "I don't believe this. You, nervous about a date?"
Charlie: "Of course I'm nervous. We don't have anything to talk about. I haven't been with a forty-year-old since high school." Two and a Half Men.

"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." Peter De Vries.

"You're acting like a child Sean."
"I am NOT acting!" Psyche.

"I miss him already."
"Yes, he is quite charming."
"Nodoby move!...I dropped my brain." Jack, Jack, and Jack, Pirates of the Carabean, At World's End.

"I love this music! It is so shiny!" Rolph, Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy.

"What's that!?"
"I-it's the monster! The monster that WE created!"
"Oh! Yes, our own monster! He's got your eyes and...my hairy legs!" Emil and Roul, Un Monstre a Paris (A monster in Paris).

"You know that feeling you get when you're trying to blow a St. Bernard out your ass?"Rachel, Friends.

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams

“He’s a traitor, and I hate him. I hate traitors, but I despise incompetent ones! So a word to the wise: if you have plans of betraying me, don’t let me catch you.” The Shadowed One in LEGO’s Bionicle

“Normally, I dispose of any ‘accidents’ as soon as possible...but in this case, this hissing, biting, and incredibly toxic creation would make a fine gift for Chirox.” Makuta Mutran in LEGO’s Bionicle

“Fear not, Mega-Dude! This is Soundwave, rockin’ the radio from Darkmount, and I bring you joyous tidings! For I have totally called in the cavalry!” Soundwave in Transformers: Shattered Glass (dear god, all respect I had for Soundwave has now jumped in front of a truck.)

"So how are you holding up? Because I'M A POTATO." GLaDOS

"For all I know, I'm killing you."
"Well, can you hurry it up, please?"
"No. Shut up and eat your pears." Katniss and Peeta (Hunger Games)

Personal quotes by me.

"Dying is just natures way of giving you the middle finger." Me, to a friend.

"Mine's bigger than yours..." Me, mocking my dude-friend in Highschool.

"Where the hell is the goddamn undo button on this thing!?" Me, yelling at a sketch.

"No, I want you to walk into the middle of the street, wait for a bus, and bend over!" Me, said to more than three people.

"I just tell people that I hate they won't be waking up tomorrow...or, if they do wake up, it's been forty years and they're missing a few organs." Me, to a bud on IM.

"Just build an outhouse over his grave and we'll all go home happy." Talking about some guy my bud hates.

"Let's call him STEVE!" Me, talking about a VERY moldy pack of sandwiches we found in dad's work fridge. (It...honestly, it was so biologically fascinating, you don't even feel disgusted by it. Just...fascinated...)

"I don't really like black cats..."
"You RACIST!" Me, to my mom who prefers more colorful cats.

"By any chance, is your name Morgan?"
"No, why?"
"Oh, sorry, you just looked like someone who owed me money." Me to someone who looked a lot like one of my friends from Highschool.

"If you haven't been (almost) caught reading yaoi, you're not doing it right. If you've never been (almost) caught writing yaoi, you're not doing it right. If you have NEVER been (almost) caught drawing yaoi, then you're not doing it right!" Me to a friend.

"You must look beyond the pants..." Me when my dad was asking where an extra towel was. It was under his pants. Nuff said.

"You know, stupidity and bravery really aren't that different..." Me to a bud on the phone while we were talking about some action movies.

Haters Love.

I love hate,
I hate love,
Hate loves me,
And love hates me.
Haters

Me.

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The Guide to getting an update from a fic.

THREATENING someone with an IMAGINARY PISTOL will NOT get you an UPDATE.

DEMANDING an update will NOT MAKE the author UPDATE any FASTER.

BADGERING and PICKING at a fic will NOT get anymore RESULTS than doing ANY of the ABOVE listings.

PATIENCE is a REQUIREMENT for BOTH an author AND a READER.

SADLY, the saying 'persistence is a must' DOES NOT APPLY to GETTING an UPDATE.

IMPATIENT BRATS don't get REWARDS, so WHY would the same NOT APPLY to UPDATES?

If you agree with these words and are a writer, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Good writer vs. bad writer.

A GOOD WRITER will get INSPIRATION from a GOOD FIC.

A BAD WRITER will STEAL the observed fic and TWIST IT to his/her OWN STANDARDS.

A GOOD WRITER will leave a PRAISE-WORTHY REVIEW on a fic.

A BAD WRITER will SCRUTINIZE and BAD-MOUTH a fic because they feel INFERIOR and MUST make this person FEEL INFERIOR as well.

A GOOD WRITER will ASK ADVISE and for a few POINTERS for his/her own fic.

A BAD WRITER will STEAL ANOTHER'S IDEAS and DENY it.

A GOOD WRITER will HUMBLY take a CRITIQUE, even if its a HARSH ONE.

A BAD WRITER will start a HATE-WAR with a CRITIQUE.

A GOOD WRITER will TAKE any SUGGESTIONS and CONSIDER them.

A BAD WRITER will take OFFENSE and THROW IT BACK in their FACES.

A GOOD WRITER is HUMBLE, EXPRESSIVE, FIRM yet FAIR, and PATIENT.

A BAD WRITER is PRIDEFUL, LAZY, ANGRY, and IMPATIENT.

Which one are you? Copy and paste into your profile if you agree.

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Updates for fics.

Mata-chatroom is currently proving to be a serious bad-luck token in the newest chapter. I am trying with every fiber of my being to finish the insert-chapter and post it, but it will be a while more before it is done and we can move on. I will NOT give up on the insert chapter people! I made a promise, and I am STICKING with it!.

Pacifier is experiencing slight delay due to a few problems in real life. But have no fear, the update will be coming soon!

Falling Black is to be rewritten and revised. So for now, it is ON HIATUS.

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Bunny adoptions!

NOTICE: These bunnies Are free for any adopter who wants them, however,t here will be requirements.

Requirements for adoption: Anyone can adopt, HOWEVER, I have the right to say no to someone who I believe to not be an adequate adopter. I reserve the right to check you out first and look through any of your existing fics for quality and proper care and intent. I REFUSE to have any of my bunnies going off to a writer who will neglect it and be lazy with it. You must take attentive care of any bunny you adopt. It is required that if you adopt, that I be kept int he loop of things and allow critique if desired. Otherwise, the fic plot is all yours to do as you please, I only ask that you don't butcher a perfectly good plot that I might regret giving away. Thanks.

Notice 2: The reason why I am being so thorough here is due to a past experience with a fic adoption. I won't name names or point a finger, but I have blatantly regretted adopting out a certain plot to a person who has, I'm sorry to say, butchered the plot and ruined what could have been a very lovely fic. I suppose I'm upset about it mostly because it was one I had intended to start but couldn't finish, and so scrapped it into an adoptive bunny. So please respect my knit-picking, I don't just give out plots so they can be slapped together into a mess. I happen to ENJOY looking at how people read into plots and see what they do with them. Its supposed to be a learning experience. So please, if you adopt, please bear with me and respect my wishes. If you wish to adopt and I let you adopt a bunny, please respect it and pay thorough attention to it. Other than all of that, the bunny is all yours to do with as you please. Thanks.

IF YOU WANT TO ADOPT!

Please IM me and allow me to check out your already existing fics. If you have references or people who will recommend you, please say so as well! Thanks!

Bunnies for adoption!

(please note that some plots may or may not have names. If they do, the adopter has every right to change it.)

Truth or Dare:The toa mata (or Nuva, Metru, or any other toa team the adopter desires) decide to pass some of their quiet time with a simple game of truth or dare. Sad to say, this ends as anything but a simple game. Embarrassing truths are revealed, stupid stunts are performed, and somehow, a pineapple is found in the fray. The turaga do no approve the end result. At all.

Unnamed:(adopter may name this fic) (SPIN-OFF of Bambi 2, Father/son fic, Bionicle AU, Animal!Bionicle. Further details are up to adopter.) Summary: Separated from his now dead mother due to hunters, a little white buck named Matoro wanders aimlessly through the snowy forests. Hungry, alone, scared and calling fo rhis mother, Matoro finds himself face to face with the King of Ko-Metru forest, the silver buck Nuju. He is taken in my the stern icy buck, and both struggle against their choice against natural laws. Matoro, having to deal with a rival older faun Ehrye, befriending a shy Skunk called Kopeke, and a small rabbit named Nuparu, and trying to get on Nuju's good graces, faces a few complications along the way. Ranging from wanting to know what happened to his mother to avoiding rival fights and trying to gain Nuju's attention and affection, the young buck struggles through his turmoil. And at first wanting to find a new mother for the little buck, Nuju slowly finds himself growing more and more attached to the snow-white faun...

Details: All roles are seen as the following. BambiMatoro ThumperNuparu FlowerKopeke OwlKualus Ronno(the rival buck)Ehrye Great PrinceNuju. The adopter has the right to change who is who in this fic, but must fill in the following roles of who plays who. Thumper, Flower, Owl, Faline (optional), Ronno, Great prince. Other OCs or characters are up tot he adopter.

More to come in the future!

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Future fics!

Bionicle Drabbles (title pending) A series of drabbles ranging in ratings and genres. Will be taking requests once it is posted. Further details will be contained in it once published. So look forward to it! Coming soon.

Mischief Un-managed. Summary: Sick of the constant pranking by Kongu, Matoro, Nuparu, Jaller, Hali, and Hewkii challenge the mischievous matoran to a prank war. Agreeing, Kongu challenges the five matoran to a task. if they can prank him 50 times (ten times per matoran, not counting Kongu as he is the victim) within a month, he will stop pranking them and do something to humiliate himself in front of the island as their prize. Coming soon within a month or so.

Son of White Song-fic, Multi-shot (was SUPPOSED to be a one-shot, but apparently my brain had other ideas) Inspired by 'Daughter of White' from the 'Daughter of Evil' series of Vocaloid. Takes place in The Kingdom verse and focuses on a certain exiled toa and a certain visitor of his. NOTICE 2! In the PAINFUL process of becoming a FOUR-shot! God help me...

Kokoro Kiseki (title may change) (Bionicle AU, HUMANIZED!) Summary: Years after the loss of his son Matoro due to sickness, Nuju's friend (questionably) and collegue, Matau, gives him a gift int he form of a ANGEL (Artificial, networking, gama, embodied, luminescent) (See Details for more information), a virtual holographic servant that can take on the appearance of anyone the owner wishes. Forced to accept the gift, Nuju fiddles with the virtual servant's appearance, intent on getting rid of it. But a sudden storm strikes, permanantly fixing the now completed ANGEL to its projection. However, it has become different. ANGEL's are supposed to be artificial, emotionless, un-feeling servants. Nuju's somehow knows how to smile and feel, bearing the appearance of his lost boy. What will he do when he soon starts developing unhealthy attachments to this virtual ghost? Coming soon.

Diamond and the Rough (SLASH! AU, Spin-off/Parody to Beauty and the Beast, MatoroxTeridax (god doesn't this pairing just scream crack? Or does it just scream 'this chic needs help'?)) Summary: Ever since he first laid eyes on him, Teridax knew he would be his. But how to make him come to him willing? Easy. When Nuju is captured by the black entity, Matoro has a choice to make. Either trade places with Nuju as a monster's prisoner, or run. The choice is obvious to him. Now Matoro is trapped in a dark castle in in an unknown location, held prisoner by a cursed man trapped in armor called Teridax. Now forced to stay with the towering man as his own living treasure, Matoro is trapped and slowly falling into misery as he watches his once spit-fire spirit burn out from under Teridax's cruel hand. So what happens when Teridax takes notice of this and starts to fall for his prisoner? Coming soon.

Details:

Kokoro Kiseki- In this AU, artificial servants are a very common occurrence among the higher ups in society, especially for Turaga, some toa, the wealthy, and other higher working classes. From holograms, to androids, etc, this AU takes on a more futuristic feel. These artificial beings are emotionless and have no sense of feeling, both physically and emotionally. For one to learn how to feel emotional would be nothing short of science fiction or, if actually accomplished, a scientific miracle. ANGELs start out as blank holographic dolls that can be programed to take on the owner's desired form. This often results in rumored scandals, as the more lecherous owners design their servants after more revealing images.

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Authors to check out!

InTheLight-Hija-A lovely writer with kind words and cleverly thought out plots. Observation: Has a talent for humor and word/situation twists, and has very flexible thinking.

A-Girl-Named-Ed-Simply marvelous and critique worthy. Ed is quite simply a wonderful writer of her own style and finesse. A student whose fics deserve your praise, go check her out! Observation: VERY good at short stories and excels in Bionicle fics. Has excellent perspective in fictional character's personalities.

JumpShot25-Can't find too many like this one. Head strong and quite the observant type. Look him up and check out his work! Observation: VERY observant in both fics, comments, and personal views. And the only male writer I have to so far favor on this site.

Jazzyart- Miss Jazzy-pants here is a very exceptional writer with raw potential and work. And quite honestly, both her fics and herself are as cute as a button. Check her out! She's a sweetie! Observation: Has raw potential with a little more work, is not squeamish in the art of fluff.

Want to be featured? IM me and I'll check you and see if I should post you or not.

Enjoy my page!

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