Hi peoplz! The name's Sapphire. WELCOME TO MEH PROFILE!!

Desciption of moi

Full name: Sapphire Umoko

Hair: Black

Eye color: Blue

This is a message to all Tenten-haters/bashers: F--K YOU! Nobody deserves that kind of crap!! So instead of putting down Tenten and being a bitch/manwhore make a fanfic supporting Temari or something because I am fucking sick and tired of seeing Tenten put down! Stop it already! And if you do decide to prejudice the poor girl than that just goes to show how much of a little whore of a bitch you really are.

Um... this is going to be the profile where I support my fav. games/animes! YYYYYEEEEEAAAAZZZZZZZZZ!!...don't hate

Starting with MARIO!

Fav. characters

Luigi(I think he's great and that he deserves MUCH more credit than he gets)

Daisy(She does NOT get enough gametime! Also tomboy! Rock on!)

Peach(I think that behind that pretty princess doll facade there's a fucking bad-ass die-hard waiting to show herself...okay...maybe not...A GIRL CAN DREAM CAN'T SHE?!)

Toad(Awesome. Mushroom. Dude. 'Nuff said)

YOSHI!(this guy kicks ASS in Mario Kart! Also part dinosuar. That. Rocks!)

Characters I hate

Mario(Honestly I dont know why the FATASS is liked better than Luigi...peach deserves better.)

Bowser(What to say about an over-sized turtle that kidnaps TEENAGE princesses...)

Fav. Couples

DaisyxLuigi(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Too CUTE! They complete each other)

PeachxMario(Gotta say, gotta say...they just...go together i guess)

My fav. quotes:

"I have no idea HOW that happened!" -Barda of Del

"If I had a nickel...I'd have 5cents!" -Deanna

"Can't beat that with a baseball bat!" -Deanna

"DUDE! You look like you're blind...BUT YOU'RE NOT!" -Ron, The Harry Potter Protection Squad

"I see no COOKIE!" -me

"Gotta say, gotta say, YOU'RE UGLY!" -me

"Ah, Touce" -Iruka, Naruto Abridged Series

"Haha! Moo..." -Kakashi, Naruto Abridged Series

"Mclovein'" -Marc, playing Halo on the Xbox 360 Live

"You! Shut up! You! Shut up! And YOU! SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!!" -me

"You scared?" "You suicidal?!" -Rusty and Linus, Ocean's Eleven

"Oh, were we done fighting??" -Lucy(a.k.a. Dipshit), Epic Movie

"Yup you're in love with Neji! Sigh! The sexy eyes, The sexy bandages, The sexy blonde hair...wait Neji doesn't have blonde hair!!" Tenten,To Be Whole

I'm in love with Neji! Not Naruto! Neji,Neji,Neji,Naruto,Neji...CRAP!! -Tenten,To Be Whole

"Omigosh! We left Hinata in the truck!"

"What?!"

"Slut in Truck!" -Tenten and Ino, Uchiha Sasuke Must Die

If one out of every three people is a retard and your 2 best friends are okay, what does that make you? -random quote

"You do relize that Tess is now spilt eleven ways!? -Rusty, Ocean's Eleven

"I'm going to win and your going to lose." (Gaara)

"And I'm the Queen of England."(Sasuke)

"Why hello your fuckin' majesty."(Gaara) -Gaara and Sasuke, Sasuke VS Gaara:The Battle To Win Sakura's Heart!

"BITCH WTF!!" Korn on AIM

This is my section for POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON!!(all who hate the Dungeon...F K YOU!!)

(You probably won't get this section if you don't have Explorers of Time/Darkness)

(Hero)Me=Alenium aka Ale(Piplup) (Partner)Pika aka Sparky(Pikachu)

Favorite couples:

Grovylexme-Pastpartnershipping(I figured since Grovyle says 'Oh blankety blank blank I'm so glad I finally found you' I thought 'Hey he really cares about me!' So yeah.)

Pika(my partner)xCelebi-??shipping(Celebi flirted with my partner in Dusk Forest so that's where I got it from)

Pikaxme-Friendshipping(We've been through so much together. We even HELPED raise a baby(Manaphy)!"

WigglytuffxChimecho-Impressionshipping(In the game Chingling goes 'Oh he's so impressive. Sigh...' So I picked up on that)

BidoofxSunflora-Diaryshipping(In the game they go on explorations with each other and write about each other in their diaries!)

CelebixGrovyle-Timegearshipping(Cel TOTALLY blushes over him when were about to enter Dusk Forest!! And I personally think they look totally cute )

Fav. Pokemon I met in Mystery Dungeon

MANAPHY!!(OMG!! He's my baby boy. He was so cute! His first word was MY name! KYA!! It was TOO CUTE!!"

Azumarill(Cute little guy! He's always willing to help out his sick mom.)

Bidoof(He's like the hick cousin I never wanted! )

Celebi(She is HYPER CRAZY-FANTASTIC!!)

Grovyle aka Grovie(Hes all cool and distant...but i know on the inside, hes a cuddly teddy bear!!)

Dialga(After we save Temporal Tower he's pretty cool.)

Uxie-chan!(She's SO nice,not wiping me and the whole guild's memories!)

Alakazam(Even tho he tried to kill me hes still pretty cool)

Gardevoir(Blue Mystery Dungeon) (She's so NICE!! Giving me support and guidence!!)

Characters I HATE WITH A VENGENCE!!

DUSKONOIR!!(F K THAT F KING BASTARD!! he took away my Grovyle-kun...wipes tear away)

Lopunny/Team Charm(THEY F KING SUCK!! Lopunny and Gardvedoir got knocked out in 1 TURN!! THEY SUCKED!!)

Darkrai(THAT BASTARD!! IT WAS 13 TO FUCKING 3!! AND WE STILL WON!! WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM!!)

My quotes on the game(while playing):

When I met Skuntank:I will KILL YOU!!

When I met Uxie/Fogbound Lake: PRETTY PRETTY SHINEY SHINEY!!

When Duskonoir took us to the future: "AH! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!! I KNEW YOU'D DO IT!!I KNEW IT!! I KKKKKKKNNNNNNEEEEEWWWWWWW IT!!"

When I saw the dark future: "God...this is depressing."

When Pika drove off Grovyle: "OH MY FUCKING GOD PIKA!! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! DO YOU WANT US TO DIE!!"

When I met Celebi: "wow...pink...what a sterotype."

When Grovyle told me I was his partner: "Holy crap...Imma wanted criminal...YAY!!"

When Pika and Grovyle watched the sun come up: "Don't push Sparky off the cliff! PLEASE don't push Sparky off the cliff!"

When me and Pika faced Dialga: "What? Is it PMSing?"

When Manaphy hatched: "Wait...if I'm the mom..then who's the...oh crap."

When I dreamt about Cressilia: "Wow...what a bitch."

This is the Naruto Section!! Here's where I support my fav. TV show!

Top Fav. Characters

10. Lee(He is a spaz!! I respect that)

9. Anko(Even though shes physco, shes still kicks ass!)

8. Tsunade(She kicks ass AND shes a drunk!! )

7. Kakashi(HE SHALT PWN YOUR ASS!!)

6. Temari(She is TOTALLY cool and kick ass!!)

5. Naruto(AW...He is just SO cute + Lovable!!)

4.Gaara(He is so awesome!! Plus when he apologized to his sibs HE WAS SO CUTE!!)

3.Tobi!!(He is so cute and hyper!! )

2.HINA-CHAN!!(She is SO QUIET AND CUTE!!)

1. TENTEN!!(She gets bashed so much I cant help but love her!! I mean, whats not to like!?)

Fav. couples

Naruten

Shinoten

Sasuten

Leeten

Shikaten

Itaten

Sasoten

Gaasaku

Leesaku

Naruhina

Sasuhina

Leehina

Gaahina

Shikahina

Itahina

Naruino

Sasuino

Shikaino

Yeah...so as you can see i absolutly LOVE crack-couples!!

This is meh TWILIGHT section!!

My fav. characters

Leah(She is such a bitch...but who could blame her!? Her BOYFRIEND(soon to be FIANCEE!) fell in love/married her COUSIN(WHO HAPPENED TO ALSO BE HER BEST FRIEND!!) I also feel bad for her because she could never catch a break)

Jacob(Poor werewolf...got his heart broke by stupid, retarded Bella)

Alice(Shes freaking hyper!! and sweet)

Hated Characters

Bella(She is WAY too needy!! And she goes OH I MIGHT DIE BUT MY BABY MONSTER JUST HAS TO LIVE!! Oh! And I WANT Jacob here(EVEN THOUGH IT HURTS HIM!!)so I can break his heart...AGAIN!!)

Fav. Couples

LeahxJacob(Jeah) They both got their hearts broken

JasperxAlice(They are SO CUTE TOGETHER!!)

Teehee! Thats all Folks(Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh-Duh DUH!!)