For those who were interested, here's the translation page for pirate speak: http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Hello all and welcome to my page!! It's quite bare at the moment but I'm new to the world of fan fiction, hopefully I'll come up with something to say about myself...though I think it's unlikely at the moment. I'm absolutely terrible at talking about myself. I never know what to say. Perhaps I should give you some basic backround information, yes?

Well, my name is Jess, I'm 21 years old and live in Canada. Wow, this is so enthralling! Is that the correct spelling? Meh, I'll just have Mr.Spell Checker tell me. Anyway, like I sated above I live in Canada, but wish to travel. Someday, when I settle down, I'd love to live in England. I have always enjoyed writing and have several "works in progress," that will get done...someday. But I promise everything that I put up here I will try my hardest to finish.

My favorite fan fictions to write are Harry Potter and Doctor Who. My favorite ships for Harry Potter are : Hermione/Fred, Hermione/Harry, Hermione/Charlie, Hermione/Cedric, Ron/Luna, and Ginny/Draco. For Doctor Who my fav ship is Doctor(10)/Rose.(Like there could anyone else for them!)

Oh, and FYI. I'm currently in love with Robert Pattinson. Sigh...talk about gorgeous!! He's one of my all time favorite actors and when I heard he would be playing Edward in Twilight, I died. Seriously, my friend had to resuscitate me! haha. I'm kidding of course. But I almost, definitely had an aneurysm.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it! I SUPPORT GAY AND TRANS RIGHTS.

Quotes:

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

"And then he put a box over my head and banged me!" (that was me being very stupid)

"Oh my God my water just broke!!" (again me being stupid...hmmm I do that a lot)

Kayla"Europe? Don't they speak another language over there?"
Me: Uh...Europe's a continent...
Kayla: Oh.
Both: Laugh

Person: "You know those dates they have on milk cartons?"
Me: "...Yes."
Person: "Is that that date when you pee it out?"
Me: (unable to reply for a moment) "Uh...no, thats the expiration date."
Person:"Well I knew that, but it that when you pee it out too?"
Me: "Ummm...no its not."
Person: "oh"

"Correctamundo! A word I've never used before, and hopefully never will again..."- 10th Doctor

"That's bad. Imagine how bad things could possibly get, and then add another suitcase full of bad..."-10 Doctor

"Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... case there's anything dangerous."-10th Doctor

"Oh, brilliant! It's you! You're my favourite, you are! You are the best! Know why? 'Cause you're so...thick! You're Mr Thick-Thick-Thickety-Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania! beat And so's your dad!" -10th Doctor

" One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel."-Madame de Pompadour

Rose:"Oh, look at what the cat dragged in! The Oncoming Storm!"
Doctor:"Ooh, you sound just like your mother!"
Rose:" What have you been doing? Where have you been?!"
Doctor:" Well... among other things, I think I invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. D'you know, they'd never even seen a banana before; always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good."

"When you're a kid, they tell you it's all... grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better." Elton Pope

"I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow..."- 10th Doctor

"Gotta dash, things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard."- 10the Doctor

"The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am. Now forget me, go home Rose Tyler." 9th Doctor

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, the seas asleep, the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere theres injustice, somewhere theres danger and somewhere else the teas getting cold, come on Ace we got work to do."- Not sure what regeneration said this!