Hi. I'm The Hare and the Otter, H&O for short.

I UPDATE THIS ALOT! So check back once in a while. ;)

My Avatar was NOT made by me, it was made by one of my honorary sisters, Ría.

Gender: Female

Music: I listen to pretty much everything but rap and jazz. I love Miley Cyrus, to Katy Perry, to Evanescence, to Adele.

READ! READ! READ! READ! Ok, we saw this movie in one of my past history classes about the children in Africa. What is going on is just awful. PLEASE check out this site if you want to help!

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I help run the amazing H/Hr fansite, Subtle Signs. Check it out!

AND!!!

I just want to tell you that I've written three Harry Potter essays (and I'm working on some others).

Severus' Love for Lily: Unconditional, but Not Romantic This is a short little essay on how I see Severus and Lily. It's split into two parts, the first part is looking at their relationship using psychology, and the second part is purely what if? using astrology.

Only Several Sunlit Days: The Ultimate Anti Harry/Ginny Essay THIS IS NOT A BASHING ESSAY! It's a detailed and in depth analysis of why the Harry/Ginny relationship would not work in the long run.

Harmony Moments in Deathly Hallows This is all of the Harmony moments in my favorite HP book!

Defending Hermione: Hermione Jean Granger in Half-Blood Prince While I'm a huge H/Hr shipper, I do believe our Hermione was kept in the sixth book, not butchered.

I spend A LOT of time on deviantART, my username there is TheHareandtheOtter. deviantART is where I recc all of my favorite essays - check them out!

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help her gain world domination I LOVE KITTY!!!! :D

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 9

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of everything

Total: 11

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FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

When the world hates you who do you turn to? When all they can do is stare at you in the street because you’re different what do you do? Do you give up? Do your roll over and stop fighting? Do you tell them you won’t give them any trouble because that way you might just survive? No, you don’t! You keep going!

Because when other people kick you out, turn you away; when they say that you couldn’t possibly keep up or pull your weight; don’t you ever think of just going back, pushing them aside and telling them yes, actually I can and I will?

So when you sit at home because you have no where else to go; when you insist on running from them because, in some way, it’s safer. When you let the tears lull you to sleep at night; just remember, believe. You can make a difference.

So when the people around you lie; when they say yes, I’ll do that; what they mean is if you’re not going to remember I'm as sure as hell won’t. If it takes any effort or forces them to make any sacrifice they won’t do it. You’ve got to know that the people who do that are cowards so if you just stand up to them and show them whose boss, you’ll get what you want.

So pick yourself up; carry on fighting. Because if not today, if not in a month, if not in a year; you will make a difference; your efforts will be noticed and something will happen. The world will change because of you.

Copy and paste into your profile if you believe that ordinary people can change the world.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415 (got this from fictionpress.net), The Hare and the Otter

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Quotes, lyrics, nice words etc:

To write is to live forever

'Cause every time you fight, your scars are gonna heal, but they're never gonna go away - No love, Simple Plan

But when something happens, you might find out anyway, and then you can begin being who you are, instead of the person the others think you are

Every night and every morn, some to misery are born

Every morn and every night, some are born to sweet delight

Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night

I'd rather be alone than pretend to be something I'm not - again

Humans are longing for accept, as plants for light;

We stretch ourself as long as possible, if we have to

Loners aren't people who choose to be alone

They're people who are waiting for someone to understand them

It don't take a lot to break a human

Strangers see you before you do

We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box

Little kids who knows that they're gonna die, isn't afraid of death, because they can't imagine death

Little kids who knows that they're gonna die are afraid of being left alone - Kill, Mats Wahl

It's better to choose your own doubt, than others faith - Souljourney, Daniel Zimakoff

I am not afraid of the darkness, neither the shadows, I am afraid of what might hide in them

Not putting up with you because I don't agree, wouldn't that be like punishing you for not turning out like me? - The Same, Only Different by Joanie Twersky in Teen Ink: Written in the Dirt

You must be the change that you wish to see in the world - Gandhi

Many of the truths the cling to, depends greatly on our point of view - Obi van Kenobi

I want to breathe every day - Robert Frost

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " What a boyfriend should do"

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

A.N. Bold means it's true!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR - was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Let's eat Grandma.

OR

Let's eat, Grandma.

PUNCTUATION.

IT SAVES LIVES.

HARRY POTTER SECTION

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

Promise to Remember

I promise to remember Harry,

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron,

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily,

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.

I promise to remember Moony,

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape,

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa,

When I'd do anything for family.

I promise to remember Dora Tonks,

When someone is hyper.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy,

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful,

For Moody's sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville,

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders,

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Not All Gryffindors Were Brave: Peter Pettigrew

Not All Hufflepuffs Were Weak: Cedric Diggory, Nymphadora Tonks, Amelia Bones

Not All Ravenclaws Were Clever: Gilderoy Lockhart, Quirinus Quirrell

Not All Slytherins Were Evil: Severus Snape, Horace Slughorn, Regulus Black, Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks, Draco Malfoy

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Take the most scientific Harry PotterQuiz ever created.

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Albus Dumbledore: INFJ

INFJ's are ethical, empathetic, and decisive. They have a keen sense of right and wrong and of their duty to uphold justice. INFJ's are very perceptive, especially regarding other people. (Not sure I agree with Albus being the character assigned, but oh well!)

We defended the Stone. We found the Chamber. We freed the Prisoner. We were chosen by the Goblet. We fought alongside the Order. We learned from the Prince. We mastered the Hallows.

WE ARE THE HARRY POTTER GENERATION

(Not mine, copied from the web)

My Harry Potter Stats:

House: Ravenclaw

Wand: Laurel with Unicorn Hair

Pet: In real life; two dogs, six fish, a frog, and a bird.

Quidditch Postion: None, I'm keeping my feet on the ground thank you very much!

Animagus: Fox

Patronus: I have no idea!

Boggart: To personal to share.

Future Job: In real life? Still deciding.

Element: Fire (according to astrology my element is fire, although I love the water and when I am in the ocean I feel freer than I ever have out of the water).

HP Character Most Compatible With: Severus Snape.

HP Ship: Harry/Hermione

Favorite Teachers: Severus Snape

Favorite Characters: Hermione, Luna, and Fleur. Severus had a category all to himself! :)

Favorite Classes: History of Magic, Charms, Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, Divination, Care of Magical Creatures

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
TOTALLY!

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
YES!

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
All of the ones that we have been told.

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean (Although it was originally Jane, and JKR changed it before it was ever mentioned in the books, but after talking about it in interviews)

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius

What’s Harry’s?
James

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?
YES! Many, many times. :)

Read All The Books?
HECK YES! I love the seventh, minus the Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.

What Do You Think Of JKR?
She is AMAZING.

Favorites

Weasley?
Ron

Character, Overall?
Hermione

Female Character?
Hermione

Male Charcter?
Severus

Group Of Characters?
Golden Trio

Adult?
Severus, Narcissa, Lily (yes, I chose three. Deal with it. :D)

Professor?
Severus Snape

Ship?
Harry/Hermione

Spell?
Expecto Patronum

Sweet?
Chocolate Frogs (Chocolate, mmm. :))

Place?
Hogsmeade

Weasley Twin?
George, if I have to choose. I don't like the twins that much.

Product?
Pensieve

Shop?

Flourish & Blotts

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Percy

Character, Overall?
Fenir Greyback

Female?
Petunia Dursley

Male?
Fenir Greyback

Adult?
Fenir Greyback

Student?

Zacharias Smith

Spell?
Crucio

Book?
Hmm, this is hard! Umm, The Half-Blood Prince.

Ship?
Hermione/Slughorn. Just eww!

Sweet?
Berty Botts Every Flavor Beans. Eww!!!

Death Eater?
Fenir Greyback (He does not have the mark, but is a Death Eater).

Shop?
Zonko's. I am not a fan of pranks!

Place?
Ok, umm. Aragogs home.

Professor?
Umbridge, stupid stupid blood quil! (Or as I like to say, Umb*tch.)

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
No. Just no. It's extremely abusive. I just can't stand it.

Harry/Hermione?
My first love. I've reverted back to it. My OTP.

Harry/Ginny?
Grr. Just Grrr.

Harry/Luna?
Interesting, I have read a few. It's not one of "my" pairings, though.

Harry/Pansy?
Never ever.

Ron/Lavander?
No.

Ron/Luna?
I love them both, and I could see them together!

Ron/Pansy?

I can't see it.

Ron/Fleur?

NO! Fleur and Bill belong together!

Hermione/Krum?
NO! Just no.

Hermione/Draco?
I can't see it.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?
George, but I'm not big on Hermione being with one of the twins. So, not really.

James/Lily?
Lily deserves much better!

Lily/Snape?
No thank you. I want to keep Sev all to myself, thank you very much! :)

Lily/Sirius?
No.

Lily/Lupin?
No.

Tonks/Lupin?
Nope.

Draco/Pansy?
Never EVER!

Fred/Angelina?
I suppose. I don't really care.

Bill/Fleur?
YES! I can't see them with anyone else.

Harry/Cho?
Grr. Just Grr.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione

Neville or Seamus?
Neville

Snape or Slughorn?
Severus!

Fred Or George?
George. Neither preferably.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Hermione.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Luna!

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander, even though I can't stand her most of the time.

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Neither, water.

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Neither. I'm not a prankster. If I had to choose, Weasley's. They have some cool (non prank) stuff. I don't know any teenager who wouldn't die for the pimple vanisher.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
The Three Broomsticks. Nicer and cleaner - I hate dirty, germy places.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Neither. Sev is mine and James is an arrogant bully. But if I had to chose, Lily/James and then a divorce (so we can have Harry but Lily isn't stuck with the a*hole for the rest of her life).

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts, you don't have to pay for the books or the food! Although since no student pays tuition and there's no wizarding taxes, how IS Hogwarts funded?

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley, more shops and a great bookstore!

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor, Dray and Cissy live there! And Lucius, he grew on me. Somewhat. :)

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's, I guess. I trust anything with Fizzing in it less than I do the beans. Neither, perferably.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Witch Weekly, because it is the only wizarding magazine I know of.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Rita Skeeter, she's funny. I don't like her, but she's funny.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw!!! I LOVE my house!

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
YES!

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Yes, I think. I can't remember.

A Movie?
Yes, every time I watch the eighth.

Books or Movies?
Both!

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
I can't remember, I daydream about Harry Potter all the time, though. :)

Been To A Fansite?

Heck yeah! I love the well put together ones. :)

Been to JKR’s Site?
Yes, a few times.

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
Nope

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
No one, haven't roleplayed.

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Not absured in my mind, but yes.

What was it?
To many to count! :)

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Not really, I don't hide it but I don't shout it from the rooftops, either.

Did it/ Does it work?
Yes, but I don't try to hide it, I just don't have that many friends.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Yes, Hermione for no reason. Maybe also Halloween, I can't remember.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
No, I never did. I don't really care. That does not mean that they are "meant" to be together.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

No, but I just found the letters - I wanted to see where they were.

Notice That If Harry & Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Yep, I think it's super cool. :)

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Nope!

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
They are not! They both have red hair and are popular. That's where the similarities end.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?
THEY ARE NOT!! Also, neither of those pairings can be found in my mind. Well, a marriage and divorce so we can have Harry. That's it.

Do you know what fanfiction is?
DUH!

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Am I answering this question?

Do you read fanfiction?

AM I ON THIS WEBSITE?!

If so, do you like it?

Would I be on here if I didn't? I'm obsessed with it.

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Yes. This one.

What site?
THIS ONE!

Do you write fanfiction?
Yes.

Do you like to write fanfiction?
Yes, otherwise I wouldn't write it!

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
No, but I want to.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
HECK YES!

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
No, but I WANT ONE!!

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Yes, two.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Hermione and Luna

Do You Agree With This?
Yes, I'm half of each!

What Are They?
Gryffindor and Ravenclaw

Do you object to being Called By them?
Never!

Are Your friends supportive of your obsession?
Yes. But I get teased and lightly slapped on the arm.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
No, but it would be cool to have one.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

I want one!

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

YES!

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Yes, I love Harry Potter and it's characters so much.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Yes, but my letter is seven years late. And I live in America. I would rather go to Beauxbatons. Probably.

Have you re-read the books?
To many times to count.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Yes, for my birthday once. I had a Quidditch cake with a Harry figure with the snitch on it.

Have You Had An RP Party?
No.

Do You Want To?
I don't know.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Yes, a few.

Have You Ever Wrote One?
No.

Do You Want To?
No, not for a while anyway. To many other stories to write.

Have you ever entered A Contest To Win Something Harry Potter?
Maybe? I can't remember. Probably not, I hardly ever enter those kinds of contests. Or any contests, really.

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it?
Yes, I would post it on here.

Are You Going To Write One?
Maybe a long long time in the future.

Is The Musical Thing Annoying You?
No, not at all.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
That is not possible!

I'm a fanfic - fanatic and i'm proud

Number your 12 fav characters from your fav fandom (In no order) and answer the questions!!

Fandom: Harry Potter

1. Harry

2. Draco

3. Hermione

4. Luna

5. Severus

6. Poppy

7. Narcissa

8. Lily

9. Ron

10. Fleur

11. Neville

12. Lucius

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Poppy and Neville? I doubt one exsists. Although considering some of the pairings I have seen, I wouldn't be surprised.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Luna? Yeah, kinda.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Lucius got Lily pregnant? Cheating bastard would be kicked out. And Lily would be checked for love/lust potions.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Ron? Yes, lots of them.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Draco and Poppy? NO WAY!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Severus/Ron or Severus/Fleur? Neither, but Severus/Fleur if I had to choose. He would kill Ron in less than a day.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Narcissa walked in on Draco and Lucius? EWW! So wrong.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Hermione/Fleur? Umm. Not sure.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Harry/Lily? Sure. I'm pretty sure they exist somewhere, considering some of the more out there ones I've seen (Hermione/Slughorn, Hermione/Voldemort, Ron/Dumbledore). I know there are for them as a family.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Narcissa/Lucius? The Love of a Soulmate

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Luna deflower Harry? Err, a nargle is there. Let's go with that.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Hermione? YES! It's in the books for Merlin's sake!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Neville? Not that I know of.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

A threesome of Draco/Luna/Severus? NO! That would be wierd.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Fleur? Her partner's name. Something in French, maybe.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Lily? I DON'T KNOW!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Poppy/Lucius? EWW. Go away, right now!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Fleur on Draco? Urgh, no. I can't think of any.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Neville describe a relationship between Draco and Lily? Acquaintances.

20) How emo is Seven?

Narcissa? Not emo at all.

Harry and Lupin's conversation:

Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

Lupin: Yes Harry.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?!
Lupin: All the time.

Harry: O-o What?

Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

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Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction Quotes:

"No, Harry, just no. I will follow you past sleeping three-headed dogs, into a forest full of spiders, into the bowels of this castle on a quest to kill giant snake, and if you ever have to face Him again, as always I'll be there, but not this, Harry. Please? Don't ask me to do this," Crossing Lines by KJmom Funny scene, I promise!

The Gryffindors had seven years ago made up their very own proverb, and for those who wished to survive in the tower, it still applied; What Hermione doesn't know, Hermione cannot yell about. It Always Comes Down to Malfoy by Triola Hermione is my absolute favorite character, but it is true! :)

"And I was in the first year! It's not like I was going to be able to take down a fully grown mountain troll on my own! It's different now…throw me in a room with a troll any day and I could take it…"Hermione grumbled, angrily tossing her hair back. To be With the One he Loves by AntoinetteD That's my 'Mione!

"Now come on, before the Ravenclaw girls come down here and beat the crap out of you." The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water The quote is by Minerva, Dumbledore was hiding in the girl's changing rooms. I'm a Ravenclaw girl, so coming down to the Quidditch Pitch and finding the Headmaster in the changing room...well, I would be rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

Another highlight of the trip when Severus was able to get a group of spider monkys to sit still with only a glare. Harry thought he was going to hurt something he laughed so hard. The few other zoo visitors that were around eyed the young man curiously. Severus simply brushed it off by saying, "I perfected it on students. What difference is there?" Catching Air in a Jar by point-of-tears Sev and Harry are at the zoo!

Aah, old memories. Madam Pomfrey had to be the scariest woman he had ever met, even scarier than Bellatrix Lestrange. Wait, scratch that; Bellatrix was only crazy. Madam Pomfrey, however… send her out when she was livid and even Lord Voldemort would think twice before crossing her path. Rewriting History by Tiro I love this, not to mention it's true! LOL.

As the wizard rose to his feet, he realised that the Order had handled Voldemort wrong all those years ago. They should have just found a way to lock him into a room with an enraged Narcissa. The shock of being spoken to in such a tone alone would have killed him. Being a Veela's mate by Chereche GO NARCISSA! :D

Harry smiled. Now Umbridge would learn the truth all students knew-screwing with Snape was like baiting a Hungarian Horntail-either way you ended up dead. Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf That's my Sev! :D

He knew Snape would dismember anyone who dared touch Harry now. Snape protection. It was a good thing. What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi Just more Sev love. :)

Albus stretched himself out on the couch, propped his purple boots up against the arm rest and closed his eyes. Severus sat still, feeling completely stunned for a little while longer, before he felt he could coherently use his vocal chords once more. "Albus, I never thought I'd say this, but you clash with the furniture. I have plenty of guest rooms that you could use." Know Thyself by wellyuthink I LOVE you Sev! So FUNNY!:D

As usual, empathy made him grumpy. Harry's New Home by kbinnz Severus and empathy. I can just see his empathetic/grumpy face. Oh, Sev. How can you be so cute?

A touch of humour played about her mouth as Lily pondered the black clad wizard standing glaring at her. With the tell tale peeking white collar and cuffs - this was after all Severus Snape - brilliant, proud, and powerful; predictably unpredictable; guarded, armoured, and as dangerous as a Horntail; heart soft as a peach, and easily bruised. Severus and Lily a Revelation by ratinthewood Very, very true. That's my Sev.

Hermione felt a sinking in her stomach as the miniscule possibility of them finally having a normal year was cursed to pieces, wingardium leviosed off a cliff, thoroughly reductoed, and finished off with a round of avada kedavras. Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato Love. This!

"What do you want to do about it then?" Hermione asked him finally. "What do I want to do? I'll tell you what I want to do. I want to hit my head against the wall, repeatedly. I want to admit myself to a mental ward for life. I want to go far, far, far away and never come back." Hermione raised a brow as Ron dissloved back into fits of laughter. To See the Sun Rise by in-it-for-these-beautiful-lies Oh Harry! :D

Poppy contained her smile at the dramatics of the man in front of her and his name for her. Underneath all that gruff and social awkwardness, Severus Snape was a kind and sensitive man. Though of course, she would never say such a thing. She was sure that the man would be scandalized to hear such a thing. Not what they wanted, just Harry NEW! by cersedshadow Oh, Sev! :)

"Miss Granger, be quiet!" Snape snapped, causing her to flinch. "I am the one berating him for his stupidity." He paused and his lips once again twitched suspiciously. "However, you have my full permission to do so later at your earliest convenience."

Harry looked from one to the other, feeling utterly indignant. They were tag-teaming him! And that was the last thing the universe needed – to feel the combined forces of Snape and Granger. Sinking Feeling by wellyuthink he he he. XD Poor Harry, getting teamed up on for his own good. :D

That was what was nice about Hermione. She had no expectations for him except the ones she knew he had it in him to achieve; no dreams for him except those that were part of who he was.

Those usually ended up including her, anyway. Ourselves Behind Ourselves, Concealed by vanillaparchment Aww!! Harry, you're so sweet. :)

"Now you two listen to me," she said determinedly, and somehow seemed to be much older than she actually was. "And listen closely, 'cause I'm not quoting from a book here. If the two of you are just friends; if you look at your relationship as something casual; if you even so much as dare to take it for granted; if you don't treasure each other more than anything else in the world; if you don't need each other; if you don't depend on each other; if you don't trust in each other; if you don't find completion and comfort in each other; if you don't see what you truly ought to be; if you don't want to spend the rest of your lives at each other's side; if you can imagine something else, someone better, someplace nicer; if you are blind and deaf and stupid; if you, of all people, are just friends, then there truly is no more to be had than friendship in this world. If Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are not in love, are not a manifestation of love itself, then there is no hope for all the rest of us who dream of it and yearn for it. The two of you are what we believe in, what we look up to. And if you are telling us that it's all just one big delusion, well… then to hell with you!" Eyes Wide Open by Stanrick You go girl! An OC tells Harry and Hermione the truth. I mean, I've thought this to myself so many times...

"Honestly, sir," replied Harry sheepishly. "I was."

"But - " prompted Dumbledore, obviously sensing Harry had more to add.

"But Hermione managed to talk some sense into me."

"Ah yes," chortled Dumbledore, his gaze coming to rest fondly on Hermione. "Behind every good man is always a great woman."

"The greatest," agreed Harry wholeheartedly, lifting Hermione's hand to his lips causing Hermione to blush furiously. The Needs of the One by Witherwings01 I may not like Dumbledore, but this is to good! :D