|The Hare and the Otter|
Hi. I'm The Hare and the Otter, H&O for short.
I UPDATE THIS ALOT! So check back once in a while. ;)
My Avatar was NOT made by me, it was made by one of my honorary sisters, Ría.
Music: I listen to pretty much everything but rap and jazz. I love Miley Cyrus, to Katy Perry, to Evanescence, to Adele.
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I just want to tell you that I've written three Harry Potter essays (and I'm working on some others).
This is a short little essay on how I see Severus and Lily. It's split into two parts, the first part is looking at their relationship using psychology, and the second part is purely what if? using astrology.
THIS IS NOT A BASHING ESSAY! It's a detailed and in depth analysis of why the Harry/Ginny relationship would not work in the long run.
This is all of the Harmony moments in my favorite HP book!
While I'm a huge H/Hr shipper, I do believe our Hermione was kept in the sixth book, not butchered.
I spend A LOT of time on deviantART, my username there is. deviantART is where I recc all of my favorite essays - check them out!
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help her gain world domination I LOVE KITTY!!!! :D
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Go to your mom for advice.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
When the world hates you who do you turn to? When all they can do is stare at you in the street because you’re different what do you do? Do you give up? Do your roll over and stop fighting? Do you tell them you won’t give them any trouble because that way you might just survive? No, you don’t! You keep going!
Because when other people kick you out, turn you away; when they say that you couldn’t possibly keep up or pull your weight; don’t you ever think of just going back, pushing them aside and telling them yes, actually I can and I will?
So when you sit at home because you have no where else to go; when you insist on running from them because, in some way, it’s safer. When you let the tears lull you to sleep at night; just remember, believe. You can make a difference.
So when the people around you lie; when they say yes, I’ll do that; what they mean is if you’re not going to remember I'm as sure as hell won’t. If it takes any effort or forces them to make any sacrifice they won’t do it. You’ve got to know that the people who do that are cowards so if you just stand up to them and show them whose boss, you’ll get what you want.
So pick yourself up; carry on fighting. Because if not today, if not in a month, if not in a year; you will make a difference; your efforts will be noticed and something will happen. The world will change because of you.
Copy and paste into your profile if you believe that ordinary people can change the world.
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415 (got this from fictionpress.net), The Hare and the Otter
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Quotes, lyrics, nice words etc:
To write is to live forever
'Cause every time you fight, your scars are gonna heal, but they're never gonna go away - No love, Simple Plan
But when something happens, you might find out anyway, and then you can begin being who you are, instead of the person the others think you are
Every night and every morn, some to misery are born
Every morn and every night, some are born to sweet delight
Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night
I'd rather be alone than pretend to be something I'm not - again
Humans are longing for accept, as plants for light;
We stretch ourself as long as possible, if we have to
Loners aren't people who choose to be alone
They're people who are waiting for someone to understand them
It don't take a lot to break a human
Strangers see you before you do
We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box
Little kids who knows that they're gonna die, isn't afraid of death, because they can't imagine death
Little kids who knows that they're gonna die are afraid of being left alone - Kill, Mats Wahl
It's better to choose your own doubt, than others faith - Souljourney, Daniel Zimakoff
I am not afraid of the darkness, neither the shadows, I am afraid of what might hide in them
Not putting up with you because I don't agree, wouldn't that be like punishing you for not turning out like me? - The Same, Only Different by Joanie Twersky in Teen Ink: Written in the Dirt
You must be the change that you wish to see in the world - Gandhi
Many of the truths the cling to, depends greatly on our point of view - Obi van Kenobi
I want to breathe every day - Robert Frost
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
A.N. Bold means it's true!
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
IT SAVES LIVES.
HARRY POTTER SECTION
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
In Remembrance to Dobby,
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Promise to Remember
I promise to remember Harry,
When someone grows up with no love.
I promise to remember Ron,
When someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione,
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember James and Lily,
when someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore,
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise to remember Moony,
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape,
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Narcissa,
When I'd do anything for family.
I promise to remember Dora Tonks,
When someone is hyper.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy,
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to be careful,
For Moody's sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid,
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Neville,
when I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Marauders,
When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."
Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
Not All Gryffindors Were Brave: Peter Pettigrew
Not All Hufflepuffs Were Weak: Cedric Diggory, Nymphadora Tonks, Amelia Bones
Not All Ravenclaws Were Clever: Gilderoy Lockhart, Quirinus Quirrell
Not All Slytherins Were Evil: Severus Snape, Horace Slughorn, Regulus Black, Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks, Draco Malfoy
The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Take the most scientificever created.
Albus Dumbledore: INFJ
INFJ's are ethical, empathetic, and decisive. They have a keen sense of right and wrong and of their duty to uphold justice. INFJ's are very perceptive, especially regarding other people. (Not sure I agree with Albus being the character assigned, but oh well!)
We defended the Stone. We found the Chamber. We freed the Prisoner. We were chosen by the Goblet. We fought alongside the Order. We learned from the Prince. We mastered the Hallows.
WE ARE THE HARRY POTTER GENERATION
(Not mine, copied from the web)
My Harry Potter Stats:
Wand: Laurel with Unicorn Hair
Pet: In real life; two dogs, six fish, a frog, and a bird.
Quidditch Postion: None, I'm keeping my feet on the ground thank you very much!
Patronus: I have no idea!
Boggart: To personal to share.
Future Job: In real life? Still deciding.
Element: Fire (according to astrology my element is fire, although I love the water and when I am in the ocean I feel freer than I ever have out of the water).
HP Character Most Compatible With: Severus Snape.
HP Ship: Harry/Hermione
Favorite Teachers: Severus Snape
Favorite Characters: Hermione, Luna, and Fleur. Severus had a category all to himself! :)
Favorite Classes: History of Magic, Charms, Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, Divination, Care of Magical Creatures
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
Group Of Characters?
Flourish & Blotts
Couples? What Do You Think?
I can't see it.
NO! Fleur and Bill belong together!
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Fred Or George?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Neither. Sev is mine and James is an arrogant bully. But if I had to chose, Lily/James and then a divorce (so we can have Harry but Lily isn't stuck with the a*hole for the rest of her life).
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts, you don't have to pay for the books or the food! Although since no student pays tuition and there's no wizarding taxes, how IS Hogwarts funded?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley, more shops and a great bookstore!
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Books or Movies?
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Been To A Fansite?
Heck yeah! I love the well put together ones. :)
Been to JKR’s Site?
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
What was it?
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Did it/ Does it work?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No, but I just found the letters - I wanted to see where they were.
Notice That If Harry & Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Am I answering this question?
Do you read fanfiction?
AM I ON THIS WEBSITE?!
If so, do you like it?
Would I be on here if I didn't? I'm obsessed with it.
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Yes. This one.
Do you write fanfiction?
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Do You Agree With This?
What Are They?
Do you object to being Called By them?
Are Your friends supportive of your obsession?
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
I want one!
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest To Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it?
Are You Going To Write One?
Is The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
I'm a fanfic - fanatic and i'm proud
Number your 12 fav characters from your fav fandom (In no order) and answer the questions!!
Fandom: Harry Potter
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Poppy and Neville? I doubt one exsists. Although considering some of the pairings I have seen, I wouldn't be surprised.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Luna? Yeah, kinda.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lucius got Lily pregnant? Cheating bastard would be kicked out. And Lily would be checked for love/lust potions.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Ron? Yes, lots of them.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Draco and Poppy? NO WAY!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Severus/Ron or Severus/Fleur? Neither, but Severus/Fleur if I had to choose. He would kill Ron in less than a day.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Narcissa walked in on Draco and Lucius? EWW! So wrong.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?
Hermione/Fleur? Umm. Not sure.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Harry/Lily? Sure. I'm pretty sure they exist somewhere, considering some of the more out there ones I've seen (Hermione/Slughorn, Hermione/Voldemort, Ron/Dumbledore). I know there are for them as a family.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Narcissa/Lucius? The Love of a Soulmate
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Luna deflower Harry? Err, a nargle is there. Let's go with that.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Hermione? YES! It's in the books for Merlin's sake!
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Neville? Not that I know of.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
A threesome of Draco/Luna/Severus? NO! That would be wierd.
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Fleur? Her partner's name. Something in French, maybe.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Lily? I DON'T KNOW!!
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Poppy/Lucius? EWW. Go away, right now!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Fleur on Draco? Urgh, no. I can't think of any.
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Neville describe a relationship between Draco and Lily? Acquaintances.
20) How emo is Seven?
Narcissa? Not emo at all.
Harry and Lupin's conversation:
Harry: Are you really a werewolf?
Lupin: Yes Harry.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?!
Harry: O-o What?
If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!
(Not mine, copied)
Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction Quotes:
"No, Harry, just no. I will follow you past sleeping three-headed dogs, into a forest full of spiders, into the bowels of this castle on a quest to kill giant snake, and if you ever have to face Him again, as always I'll be there, but not this, Harry. Please? Don't ask me to do this," Crossing Lines by KJmom Funny scene, I promise!
The Gryffindors had seven years ago made up their very own proverb, and for those who wished to survive in the tower, it still applied; What Hermione doesn't know, Hermione cannot yell about. It Always Comes Down to Malfoy by Triola Hermione is my absolute favorite character, but it is true! :)
"And I was in the first year! It's not like I was going to be able to take down a fully grown mountain troll on my own! It's different now…throw me in a room with a troll any day and I could take it…"Hermione grumbled, angrily tossing her hair back. To be With the One he Loves by AntoinetteD That's my 'Mione!
"Now come on, before the Ravenclaw girls come down here and beat the crap out of you." The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water The quote is by Minerva, Dumbledore was hiding in the girl's changing rooms. I'm a Ravenclaw girl, so coming down to the Quidditch Pitch and finding the Headmaster in the changing room...well, I would be rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Another highlight of the trip when Severus was able to get a group of spider monkys to sit still with only a glare. Harry thought he was going to hurt something he laughed so hard. The few other zoo visitors that were around eyed the young man curiously. Severus simply brushed it off by saying, "I perfected it on students. What difference is there?" Catching Air in a Jar by point-of-tears Sev and Harry are at the zoo!
Aah, old memories. Madam Pomfrey had to be the scariest woman he had ever met, even scarier than Bellatrix Lestrange. Wait, scratch that; Bellatrix was only crazy. Madam Pomfrey, however… send her out when she was livid and even Lord Voldemort would think twice before crossing her path. Rewriting History by Tiro I love this, not to mention it's true! LOL.
As the wizard rose to his feet, he realised that the Order had handled Voldemort wrong all those years ago. They should have just found a way to lock him into a room with an enraged Narcissa. The shock of being spoken to in such a tone alone would have killed him. Being a Veela's mate by Chereche GO NARCISSA! :D
Harry smiled. Now Umbridge would learn the truth all students knew-screwing with Snape was like baiting a Hungarian Horntail-either way you ended up dead. Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf That's my Sev! :D
He knew Snape would dismember anyone who dared touch Harry now. Snape protection. It was a good thing. What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi Just more Sev love. :)
Albus stretched himself out on the couch, propped his purple boots up against the arm rest and closed his eyes. Severus sat still, feeling completely stunned for a little while longer, before he felt he could coherently use his vocal chords once more. "Albus, I never thought I'd say this, but you clash with the furniture. I have plenty of guest rooms that you could use." Know Thyself by wellyuthink I LOVE you Sev! So FUNNY!:D
As usual, empathy made him grumpy. Harry's New Home by kbinnz Severus and empathy. I can just see his empathetic/grumpy face. Oh, Sev. How can you be so cute?
A touch of humour played about her mouth as Lily pondered the black clad wizard standing glaring at her. With the tell tale peeking white collar and cuffs - this was after all Severus Snape - brilliant, proud, and powerful; predictably unpredictable; guarded, armoured, and as dangerous as a Horntail; heart soft as a peach, and easily bruised. Severus and Lily a Revelation by ratinthewood Very, very true. That's my Sev.
Hermione felt a sinking in her stomach as the miniscule possibility of them finally having a normal year was cursed to pieces, wingardium leviosed off a cliff, thoroughly reductoed, and finished off with a round of avada kedavras. Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato Love. This!
"What do you want to do about it then?" Hermione asked him finally. "What do I want to do? I'll tell you what I want to do. I want to hit my head against the wall, repeatedly. I want to admit myself to a mental ward for life. I want to go far, far, far away and never come back." Hermione raised a brow as Ron dissloved back into fits of laughter. To See the Sun Rise by in-it-for-these-beautiful-lies Oh Harry! :D
Poppy contained her smile at the dramatics of the man in front of her and his name for her. Underneath all that gruff and social awkwardness, Severus Snape was a kind and sensitive man. Though of course, she would never say such a thing. She was sure that the man would be scandalized to hear such a thing. Not what they wanted, just Harry NEW! by cersedshadow Oh, Sev! :)
"Miss Granger, be quiet!" Snape snapped, causing her to flinch. "I am the one berating him for his stupidity." He paused and his lips once again twitched suspiciously. "However, you have my full permission to do so later at your earliest convenience."
Harry looked from one to the other, feeling utterly indignant. They were tag-teaming him! And that was the last thing the universe needed – to feel the combined forces of Snape and Granger. Sinking Feeling by wellyuthink he he he. XD Poor Harry, getting teamed up on for his own good. :D
That was what was nice about Hermione. She had no expectations for him except the ones she knew he had it in him to achieve; no dreams for him except those that were part of who he was.
Those usually ended up including her, anyway. Ourselves Behind Ourselves, Concealed by vanillaparchment Aww!! Harry, you're so sweet. :)
"Now you two listen to me," she said determinedly, and somehow seemed to be much older than she actually was. "And listen closely, 'cause I'm not quoting from a book here. If the two of you are just friends; if you look at your relationship as something casual; if you even so much as dare to take it for granted; if you don't treasure each other more than anything else in the world; if you don't need each other; if you don't depend on each other; if you don't trust in each other; if you don't find completion and comfort in each other; if you don't see what you truly ought to be; if you don't want to spend the rest of your lives at each other's side; if you can imagine something else, someone better, someplace nicer; if you are blind and deaf and stupid; if you, of all people, are just friends, then there truly is no more to be had than friendship in this world. If Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are not in love, are not a manifestation of love itself, then there is no hope for all the rest of us who dream of it and yearn for it. The two of you are what we believe in, what we look up to. And if you are telling us that it's all just one big delusion, well… then to hell with you!" Eyes Wide Open by Stanrick You go girl! An OC tells Harry and Hermione the truth. I mean, I've thought this to myself so many times...
"Honestly, sir," replied Harry sheepishly. "I was."
"But - " prompted Dumbledore, obviously sensing Harry had more to add.
"But Hermione managed to talk some sense into me."
"Ah yes," chortled Dumbledore, his gaze coming to rest fondly on Hermione. "Behind every good man is always a great woman."
"The greatest," agreed Harry wholeheartedly, lifting Hermione's hand to his lips causing Hermione to blush furiously. The Needs of the One by Witherwings01 I may not like Dumbledore, but this is to good! :D
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