I'm a crazied-up person, and this is what my life is like!!

Here's a crazy little story!!

I just got a new lap-top! It's called a "Compaq Armada", and since I've recently got into Invader ZIM lately, and it's kind-of big and clunky, I've decided to name it, "The Massive"!! Hah hah hah!! Isn't that a GREAT story!? YOU!! THINK IT'S GREAT!!

I'm an Evile person who eats Gambit's dinner for breakfast and watches little kids getting their pants scared off by mes! On a lighter note, I like drinking tea on my porch, frolicking in the flower fields, and KITTIES!

If I's told yous all the Anime/Mangas I like, this Fanfiction.net web page would explode!

MWA HA HA HA HAHS!

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Stories currently in-progress or on the Brain-Room Floor:

"Smoot Today, Human Tomorrow" -a parallel fic to Queen Lola's fic, "Girl Today, Irken Tomarrow". She spelled "tomorrow" wrong in the title, so if you search for it, make sure to spell it wrong v I've just got the first chapter up! Yaysiesness!! Massive cheers.

"ZIM SKITZ" - Funny little skits that I think up. Skits are short scenes in script-format.

"Chrysanthemum" - DIB telling TAK what he thinks. A cutesey-little romancey-fluff, it has a satisfying end to it. Now I just have to figure out how to work it out into a story...

"Cocoon" (For lack of a better name right now!) (HIATUS for now)- It's a funny one about DIB, turning into a moth-man. Well, in my opinion it's funny! It's actually not a humorous fic by normal standards. But I still think the idea is pretty funny!! However, there's still a problem: You see, I'll have to finish my Membrane fic -listed below- first for you to understand what's going on. But it's very good! You can believe it! And it can go either one of two ways, which I think both are equally satisfying. I think I might just post this unfinished where it branches off, then post the two directions separately. I personally like the idea of...Oh! Whoops! Sorry! Too much information! I'll be giving it away! But believe me, it's REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, GOOD!!

"To Have You In These Arms Tonight" - A Membrane sad-fic, him reflecting on his long-lost wife. (NEW NEWS!!) I've been working on this one, and I'm about more than half-way through it now!! YAAAAYYYYYS!! Anyways, I'm hoping to be putting this up real soon -like, as in, in the next 5 months or so...- and so then I can get onto all of the OTHER fics that I've been putting off because this story is the most important one, as it's the one that all of my other ones, -Cocoon and the Oban one and, most especially, my Wabenshii (a wanna' be doujinshii because I just HATE to call it a "comic"!!) Anyways, I'm hoping to get this done really soon and to actually do a good job at it, sos...YAAAAYYYSSS FOR HAPPINESS!!

"The Human Heart Has An Infinite Capacity For Love" (HIATUS for now)- A background story-fic about my OC character, Sarso. Oh, and believe me, it's NOT A ROMANCE FIC, but the title only sounds like it because of the conversation it was used in in the story...It's actually a little piece of advice that Sarso gives to...well, you'll have to wait on it, but it's REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, Good!! Man! And I think I've already given it away...!! ~!

"Smolarc Radiance" - A Rainbow Brite/Invader Zim x-over! However, instead of the regular Zim crew, it's starring the TALLEST! As KIDS!! We know how the Earth's Color Kids work, but what about Irk's?? Well, here's your chance!! Starring Tallest Red and Tallest Purple as "Smolor Smeeches", with their REAL names REVEALED!! WHEEES!!

I've just started writing it, the first chapter is up!! Oh, and BTW, "Smolor" means "color" and "Smolarc" means basically an arc of color! Yays me for languageing and stuff!! Obviously, "Smolarc Radiace" is the name of Irk's "Rainbow Brite".

Oh, and right now, if you read it, it still has the old name inside!! WHAAAAHHHHS!! I'll have to upload it again...Grumble grumble grumble... "Big White Light", a previous idea for Smolarc Radiance's name, but only because I couldn't think of anything!! Oh, wells! TTFN, Ta Ta For Nows!!

"Oban- Invader Racers" (HIATUS for now)- An Oban- Star Racers/Invader ZIM x-over!! Both Earth and Irk are chosen to race in the latest race! (NOT based particularly on the story-line!) When I get to working on it, it's going to be a participation fic, so be prepared!! You're ALL invited to join in the Race for the Ultimate Prize!!

"The Magic School Bus Meets Invader Zim" -The Zim Crew is starting a new grade, 5th grade!! With Zim, Dib, Tak, Scoodge, and some new kids in the class, this is going to be t3h k001357 5k001 y34r 3\/v4r!!

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"Queer" IS NOT A BAD WORD! It just means "Weird" or "Odd"...SHEESHS!

Inigo: Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!!
Count Reugen: STOP SAYING THAT!!

(At the 23rd Tenkaichi Budoukai)
Piccolo: Hello. My name is Piccolo Dai Ma Ou. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Goku: ...

Lisa: I find it ironic that dad saved the day whereas a thin man would've fallen to his death!
Bart: I find it ironic that for once dad's butt PREVENTED the escape of toxic ga- (Gets whapped by his mom) OUCH!

Goku: People of Namek, lend me your ears!
(Popping sounds. Hundreds of ears are thrown at him.)
Goku: That's disgusting...

Sara: That's not fair!
Goblin King: You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

Buttercup: I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!
Wesley: What hideous sin have you committed lately?
Buttercup: I got married. I didn't want to! It all happened so fast!

ME: Why am I a packaged meat product??

My Mom: (To the dog) Don't be pullin' at the monkey!!

Someone: She's lost it!
ME: I didn't lose it. I just never had it!

My Mom: Today has been the Moose of all days.

ME: (Looks at Sideos' fic, "The Galactic War Trials as Told".) Oh, yeah, that one. I've read that one. It was terrible, horrible! I think I gave it a good review.

ME: I have wwwaaayyy too much fun with myself!!

ME: (This statement is so true. For proof, see above.) How come everything I say always comes out WRONG!?

ME: My elbows flap in joy at your approach!!

My queerness is contagious.