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Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight. Hi. Name: My new, "hippy" name is Sunshine (which is totally sarcastical). I call myself Sunny. And I love that nickname more than 'Sienna' or 'Si'. So, yeah, I'm Sunny from now on. Oh, and my friend Jasperfan (link below), her new nickname is Bluebird. Bird or Blue for short. I call her Blue. :) A random quote from Blue: "I'm Satan the pregnant goldfish. Pregnant with a brick that morphs into a wolf with wings." (Apparently she's carrying the child of Fang, Seth and a brick wall. Don't ask.) A random quote from my bro: "In the commercial, they show it as being all bright and beautiful. But it's lonely in the Arby's store." . These, my friends, are words to live by. ROFL Age: My mental age varies greatly throughout the day, depending on how much caffeine I get, just how tired I am, and how much oxygen I have breathed. I swear I get high off oxygen. Seriously. I have been known to spin around until I fall, and then laugh until I cry. All for no reason whatsoever. There's something in the air!! About me: I'm actually a pedophilic old man, and I'm just pretending to be a teenaged girl. I have a long, bristly beard and I live in a smelly one-room apartment. My hobbies are stalking children and killing people with my rusty butcher knife. Yay, knives!! I also (and I'm totally serious here) have an imaginary cat named Rosalie. She is a red cream tabby-and-white Japanese Bobtail. She is visible only to me, and totally invincible. Update: Sadly, one day Rose walked through a window and left. I have no idea where she went. I then got a new cat named Eduardo, who was a half-vampire illegal immigrant. But he left to illegally cross the Canadian border and populate the world with his cat/dog children. I call them dots. Yeah, I guess neither Rosalie nor Eduardo ever existed, but it was fun to mention them in coversation. :3 'k, fine, I'm not that insane. But I will never deny Rosalie's (the cat's) existence, even if I don't really believe in her. My friends and I currently have a running joke concerning Jasper, the vents, the entire cast of Twilight, several imaginary friends, and the cafateria tables. Insane, but insanity can be veeery amusing. This insanity in particular stems from my lunch-time quote: "JASPER!! He's in the VENT!!" Visit my friend's profile: jasperfan4ever So much thanks to everyone who has reviewed me: By the way, if you review me, I am always more than happy to return the favor! If everyone reviewed those who reviewed them, pretty much everyone would get reviews. So, seriously, think about it. Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. My Stories: I'm uber-sorry for not updating in about forever. Please don't kill me. I have started a series of poems based on the Twilight Saga. Favorite Books Unwind, by Neil Shusterman Twilight series Artemis Fowl And the Ender series, by Orson Scott Card, which is just plain awesome. etc, etc, etc. Fictional Characters I'm currently in love with: From the Twilight Saga: Seth Jasper Edward Jacob From Maximum Ride: Fang Bands/Music Three Days Grace Simple Plan Linkin Park ...some others ones I don't remember... and, oddly enough (given the other kinds of music I like--see above) Celtic music. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that." Favorite color: It depends. Black and red, I guess. So goth, I know. Update: Neons rock my stripy sox too! I dislike: slash pairings, homework, annoying siblings, parents that seem to underestimate you (although that can also be a good thing (evil grin)), computer viruses, the flu, loud noises...and pretty much anything that makes life harder than it already is. I like: friends, animals, books, computers, the Internet, paper, pencils, gel pens, pens in general, silence, good music, bursts of inspiration, randomness, sparkly stuff (jewelry, rocks, dresses, etc), feathers, jewelry that has feathers or birds on it, practically anything that has feathers or birds on it...etc, etc etc. and cats. Definitely cats, my new obsession. Favorite Quotes/Sayings (as you may notice, most are from the Maximum Ride series. I currently dislike that series, but I don't have the time to get rid of and replace all these quotes. Besides, they're still funny.) Twilight Quotes: "This hostage thing is fun!" -Alice "I tell you, if I could get rid of the voices, being a wolf would be just about perfect." -Jacob "Yeah, I can't get rid of mine either." -Bella "As if you could outrun me." -Edward Childhood is not from birth to a certain age, and at a certain age the child is grown and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies." (from the beginning of Breaking Dawn) And now, a quote from me: "Jasper. Is. In. The. Vent!!" Yeah, this was at lunch, and there's this big vent by the door. After I said this, I burst into hysterical laughter. One of my friends decided to back away until some of my sanity returned. This pretty much describes me, I think. Although, at times, I can be all, like, philosophical/depressed, so I'm just weird like that. Maximum Ride Quotes: "I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that. For so long." -Nudge "We are creating a new world. A world where there is no hunger, no sickness, no weakness." "Because they killed everyone!" -Director, Max It was like, out of sight, out of mind. Actually, more like, let's all try to forget when we were at the mercy of sadistic spawns of Satan in a place that's a total hellish abomination and ought to be firebombed. Yeah, more like that. -Max "You're basing your plan for human salvation on e-mail?" "You're basing yours on a Voice inside your head. A Voice that isn't actually just you talking to yourself. Right?" -Max, Fang "The truth is, Max, that nothing is as it seems." "Is that what the aliens told you when you stopped wearing your foil hat?" -Jeb, Max "Tsk. Last season's white lab coats. So tacky." "How can you tell?" "This year's has smaller pockets and wider lapels. Their coats are so...I don't know. Revenge of the Nerds?" -Total, Max "You aren't dead!" "No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?" -Nudge, Iggy "He was a total jerk. Take him for all he's got." "You are evil. I like that." -Fang, Max "Fang? Are you like Max?" "Nope. I'm the smart one." -Dr. Martinez, Fang "So, you have your price. Your soul for a cookie." -Max "And we're falling for this because of our sudden, unexpected regression into unbelievable stupidity?" "We're falling for it because we've got no other choice." "Oh, yeah. That." -Max, Fang "Time to die." -Angel (and the fact that she's only 6 years old makes that quote even freakier.) "You...are...a...fridge...with...wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." -Fang, SOF (does he realize he's calling himself a ballet dancer??) "You're going to fall now." -Angel (yet another freaky quote from her--the only awesome quotes of her's that I can find are all freaky) "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang "For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"~Iggy "You're kidding, right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair'. Life isn't fair, Dean. Nothing is far, ever. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because fair is fair? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won'r rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe." -Max (And the depressing thing is that it's all so true) When you’re in jail a good friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Damn that was fun!" Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? Do people actually do this? People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang!", I don't think you'd kill too many people. "When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did." "When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate." A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Traveled," describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used. The poet found that the road less traveled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened on the road less traveled, the other travelers would be on the road more frequently traveled and so couldn't hear him if he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is now dead. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. Copy and Paste List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Charlie 2. Bella 3. Edward 4. Jacob 5. Renesmee 6. Esme 7. Carlisle 8. Caius 10. James 11. Victoria 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ..there are no words. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Ohh...they're all pretty creepy...but I could probably see five/ten...in an abusive/sadistic/pedophilic sorta way. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. OR 10 attempts to kill 3's love interest, leading to the Smokin' Hot Ball of Smexiness Known as 10's untimely, very hot and smoky death. Which is, coincidentally, what happened in the book. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” Copy and paste into your profile if you think the copy and paste stuff is just stupid and redundant. And you know what redundant means. Without a dictionary. Of course, that makes this copy/paste stupid and redundant. It cancels itself out. ;3 For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason, slide out of your chair and have it flip over on you, then curl up on the floor and laugh so hard for five minutes straight that you start sobbing and can't breathe. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! "It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone." I believe the same holds true for flipping someone off. | |||||||
1. When the fire fades » reviewsA series of poems based on the Twilight saga...please tell me what you think of them. If you tell me you hate them, I won't be offended. I just want some feedback please, so R&R. Disclaimer: I don't own the Twilight saga,if you haven't already guessed.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 12-21-082. You Might Not Do So Well As A Mutant BirdKid If » reviewsThis isn't what I originally wanted to call the "story", but the original title is inside. Basically a list of things that wouldn't exactly qualify you as a good candidate for wings. My goal is 100. I may never reach that goal, nor ever pass 60. Sorry.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 4-4-08
