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Fanfictions

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

the Secret Chord series

Come Hel or High Water- Mallory Moore has always known she’s not normal. Those at her school instinctively avoid her; most animals, excepting wolves and ravens, run from her; every plant she touches wilts and dies. She doesn't have a mother and her father ignores her. Her half-sister thinks she's a freak. So when a new boy tells her she's special, but in a very eerie way, then that has to be a good thing, right? Right? DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Princess Tutu

One Time, One Dream- Rue and Ahiru are close friends. Mytho has a heart. And Fakir isn't obsessed with protecting him. The only thing that could make this story stranger? By night, they're not who they are; they're who they created. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.

During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make
sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20 shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.