Hey Im xXOcean AvenueXx.
Alright I'll let you know this now I'm usually random so most of my storys are going to either be random or have random people in it.
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xXOcean AvenueXx : The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual. (Please note that I did not invent this concept. It's a popular fanfic premise currently sweeping the net.)
Congratulations!! You are now the dismayed owner of the fully-automated xXOcean AvenueXx unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your maniac, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information.
Name: xXOcean AvenueXx, Karma-kun, Pineapple, and Crash-chan
Date Of Manufacture: October 82,9999
Place Of Manufacture: Artic Ocean
Gender: Female.
Age: Muffins!
Height: Doorway Tall
Weight: Doorway thick :D
Your Karma-kun unit comes with the following accessories:
Black, Navy Blu, Electric/Lime green, and purple long sleeve shirts
Black, Dark brown, and Dark Blue jeans
A Chair.
A Pink teddy bear.
Duckie Feetie Pj's
A laptop computer in good condition
20 packages of microwave ramen.
A Muffin who Crash-chan talks to.
Programming:
Your Crash-chan unit is very lazy, slow, and will VERY rarely carry out the following functions:
Writer: Your Crash-chan unit will, although horrible, attempt to write Fan fictions.
Artist: Oh Noes! Your Unit Has a Malfunction. Although has almost no hand-eye coordination, Your Crash-chan unit will try to draw, or scribble, pictures for your benefit.
Bodyguard: Although Crash-chan looks very wimpy- WAIT! This unit is very wimpy. Warning: Never Use Crash-chan as bodyguard. Go get someone else kid.
Spell-check: The Crash-chan Unit Is, in fact, a walking spell-check. If your spelling is horrible, Don't fret, although lazy, the Crash-chan unit will freak if something is spelled wrong until she makes it right.
Baby Sitter: The Crash-chan unit is very fond of children. She will only baby sit one at a time though, beacuse as the unit says "When there is more then one around, they start to plot my downfall."
Insulter: If there is someone bothering you, rest assured that the Crash-chan unit will insult them until the unit has to be pulled away.
Your Karma-kun unit will come with six different settings:
Insane (default)
Lazy
Depressed
Destructive
Bored
Hyper
Insane: Your Crash-chan unit will always be insane. The unit will run into walls, walk in circles, and talk to it's self. Do not try to tame it or your kitten, Mr.Snuffles, will not be a happy camper
Lazy: After doing not even half of the things that you ask Crash- chan to do, the unit will become utterly lazy and will want to sit on your couch and watch TV.
Depressed: This will happened when the Crash-chan unit is yelled at. Just give the unit some space, give her the Pink teddy bear she came with, and let her just sit there until the depression is over. NOTE- Do NOT try to make the unit feel better, just leave her alone in the corner and she will feel better in a few hours
Destructive: This is NOT a faze of depression. The Crash-chan unit is becomes happy when it destroys your stuff. Hide your chainsaw.
Bored: "Oh Noes The swingset broke"
Hyper: This will happend once the unit encounters anything sugary. We suggest that you lock the Crash-chan unit in a room until this faze is over.
Cleaning.
"only if I have a rubber duckie with me" The Crash-chan units refuses to take any shower/bath without a rubber duckie. Unforchantly due to a shortage of rubber duckies, you, the owner have to provide her with it.
Warrenty.
The Crash-chan unit will never die. Never. So coming at her with a pair of sissors will result in your death. You can never get rid of your Crash-chan unit either.Even after you die the unit will still be in your house, wathing your movies, eating your food, and not paying your bills. :) Thank you and Goodbye
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Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination
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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny.
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93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much), Swiftbreath, Crystalsong, xXOcean AvenueXx
Fights for Animal Rights!
Become a supporter today!
If you believe in protecting animals against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have sex, take drugs, and drink alcohol . . . if you like bagels, copy and paste this to your profile
If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD
~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.
If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers, copy and paste!
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
Paranoid: Very High
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/paranoid.html
Schizoid: High
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/schizoid.html
Schizotypal: Very High
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/schizotypal.html
Antisocial: Low
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/antisocial.html
Borderline: Moderate
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/borderline.html
Histrionic: Low
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/borderline.html
Narcissistic: Moderate
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/narcissistic.html
Avoidant: Very High
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/avoidant.html
Dependent: High
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/dependent.html
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/ocd.html
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Links:
Violet (my OC)-
http://il30.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/_09999999.jpg
Nathen&Violet-
http://il30.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/000.jpg
Sara-
http://il30.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/90.jpg
Eureka-
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/Eureka/Eureka4.jpg
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/Eureka/e11b.jpg
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/Eureka/Eureka19.png
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/eurekagreenxz4.jpg (endowmnet fully activated)
Anemone-
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/Anemone/Anemone-1.jpg
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/Anemone/an6.jpg
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/Anemone/FrustratedAnemone.jpg
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p252/ocean9196/Anemone/es291.jpg
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