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Hi, I made this account purely for the reason of getting updates on my favorite fics so I won't be posting anything. Favorites: For comedy nobody can beat "nonjon" though Insane Asylum Escapees comes pretty close. Quotes: This particular quote came from Reflections Through Time by Perfect Lionheart Why are they even writing? What's the point of writing 'fanfiction' that's just another rewrite of the source material? If you aren't going to change anything, don't bother writing! If every mystery, every quest or personal relationship is going to come out exactly the same as the source did, what are you wasting all our time for? We could just go back and reread the originals if that's what we wanted. Fanfiction is a venue for stuff that turns out differently than the original, explores new territory and makes up new problems to solve, or solves old ones in new ways. It exists to do what the original author did not do, but could have. Anything else is a waste of the venue." Murphy was an optimist. it's quality verses quantity, but quantity has a quality all its own. Two wrongs don't make a right, but seven lefts do. The words “that’s impossible” are the surest sign that your plan is the right one. No one ever tries to prevent the impossible so it’s often the easiest way to get things done. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit , I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole." Always proofread your sentences carefully to see if you any words out. The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions. Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. I heard someone say that good judgement comes from experience. The problem is I heard the exact same person say that experience comes from bad judgement. Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. What if this weren't a hypothetical question? Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice quite adequately. Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. I refuse to go into a battle of wits with an unarmed adversary. The word "politics" is derived from the word "poly" which means "many" and the word "ticks" which means "blood sucking parasites". A good friend won’t give away your hiding place during hide-and-seek. A great friend won’t give away the place you hid the bodies during a police raid. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind. Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Forgive your enemies but never ever forget their names. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. They don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you did THAT. When life gives you lemons, read them and drool. Smile, it confuses people. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to. When someone annoys you, remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to flip them the bird. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Stress - The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it. A good friend will keep your secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them. The most useless error message ever: INVALID SYSTEM DISK: NO KEYBOARD CONNECTED: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore? If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? from eurotrip: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile (Y) Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. ( ) I made him a sword to speed things up. | |||||||||
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