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On my avatar: IT'S UP!! CHAPTER SEVEN IS FINALLY UP!!

HEY! YOU'VE HEARD OF THE GLORIOUS CASHITE-SAMA IN MANY OF MY FICS, NE? SHE HAS A FANFIC ACCOUNT NOW!! VISIT HER! GO ON! VISIT! and REVIEW!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1741424/MentallyChallengedNinja

DO IT!!

--ABOUT ME

Name: JJ. I'm a girl. What of it?!

B-day: 07-19 (that's July nineteenth.) It's okay if you don't care. My own family doesn't. T.T

Favorite Pairings: Kei/Sho (Moonchild)

--FANFICTION RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK (Please proceed to kick me if I don't update this every Saturday.)

--Note:Know this in advance: These fics will be of varying awesome-ness. Anything that is written by "Moonchild10" or "Isolde1" is guranteed awesome. Some of the others are just vaguely amusing. Although they are worth the read. P.S. If I ever learn how, I'll make this a community...
P.P.S. If it's rated M, I'll make sure to tell you. Because I know it makes all the difference. Because Lemons make the world go round. -.-
P.P.P.S The naming of these fics are in no particular order.

FIC:

6) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4737078/1/ _Moon Child, Kei x Sho M-Rated, I think. READ THE FOURTH CHAPTER. YOU WILL FALL OFF YOUR CHAIR (or whatever you may be sitting/standing on) LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!! Trust me. XD

Last Week's fic:

5) Special Discount by Blue Funk _Kingdom Hearts, AxelxRoxas THIS IS my favorite story. EVER. (Well, at least top three. And I have read a hell of a lot of fics, ne.) M-RATED.

--You know what I've noticed?

Flamers usually have atrocious spelling.

--random no.1

A little personality test (Ten questions, don't cheat)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

I normally hate these kind of things, but for the sake of my wish, I'll post it. XD

My Answers:

1: For the sake of my sanity, this person shall remain unnamed. -sweat-
2: Blue
3: H. -but don't tell anybody...XD-
4: July
5: Black
6: ...This person shall not be named either...for...reasons...
7: 69. XDDD
8: Florida
9: Ocean
10: To be loved.

--random no.2

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

the FINAL RANDOM.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (WHO needs crack when you have anime?! I mean seriously. You KNOW you have all had an "OMG, WTA?!" (WHAT THE ASS) Moment, and have started screaming/squealing/otaku-ing all over the place. OTAKU DON'T NEED DRUGS. WE HAVE POCKY!! -0928soubi at docomo.ne.jp)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. hmm...they need 'Kazekage of the Funk' on one of the Naruto games...OR at least "Gaara of the Funk..." (YouTube, Naruto Abridged Series, LOOK IT UP!!)

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, 0928soubi at docomo.ne.jp

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Do little voices count?)

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, 0928soubi at docomo.ne.jp

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol. Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

Muffins, muffins, muffins, muffins. Blah, blah, muffins, yada, yada, yada. Muffins. This is your brain on the biggest of the baddest food, "MUFFINS!!" If you are constantly on muffins, add your name to the list and STICK IT in ur profile BABY! BalthierFlare, Shadow Princess 15 (I'm eating one RIGHT NOW!), Ripuku, I Heart Daisuke, 0928soubi at docomo.ne.jp

If you have shouted in the middle of a crowded room, "I support Yaoi!" paste this son of a bitch into your profile and add your name!! Ripuku (with great pride, I might add), I Heart Daisuke, 0928soubi at docomo.ne.jp -blush-

If you have ever written a lemon that has burned the eyes of anyone who read it, paste this into your profile and add your name! Ripuku(send it to me!!XD), I Heart Daisuke, 0928soubi at docomo.ne.jp (To add your name to this list, you must first send me the lemon...for...uh...verification. Yeah. That's it. Verification. XD)

If you are reading this list and just keep nodding, smiling, or lauging your ass off POST IT BABEH!!

NYAHAHA!!

--Notes/Updates:

Sewing Kit: (Bleach) I RE-READ THIS STORY. A FORMAL...apology...IS DEFINETLY IN ORDER!! As I re-read the fic, I understood why I only had three reviews. THIS STORY SUCKED ASS! SO. A re-write is soon to come...

THE NEWEST CHAPTER OF WHY RITSUKA DOESN'T DRINK IS ALMOST HERE!! COUNTDOWN, BEGIN!!

--Favorite Quotes:

--0.1

"Revenge is a dish served best with corn." -Kami-chan, and her odd habit of quoting...

--0.25

Kami-chan "Ah, that's so you, VaJJ."
Me: "What is?"
Kami-chan "When 'no' doesn't work, resort to violence!!" -Kami-chan and I talking about a guy who rides the same bus as I do who is obsessed with me...it's kind of creepy, actually...O.O''

-0.5

Jill: 'I'll style your hair and turn you into a Barbie!!'
Me: -runs away screaming- "Count carbs, PLASTIC!!" -My younger sister and I, where she's pretending to be Barbie, and I'm the Burger King King. She started throwing Barbie outfits at me, at which point I yelled something about 'I will clog your arteries with my fatty goodness, while my burgers give you INDEGESTION, and HEART BURN!~!! MUAHAHA! Or something like that. . . yeah. Stuffs...

--1

Missy: 'Suit?'
Suit: 'Yes?'
Missy: 'Beat him up.'
Suit: 'He doesn't want to fight me.'
Missy: 'Why don't men resort to violence anymore?' Characters Missy and Suit in a play called 'Advice from a Caterpillar.' by Douglas Carter Beane.

--2

Spaz: 'So, how was she?'
Brat: 'That's a pig thing to say.'
Spaz: 'I'm trying to be heterosexual.'
Brat: 'It's not working.'
Spaz: 'All right, Mac, how was your lay?'
Brat: 'It was very good.' Characters Brat and Spaz from the play 'Advice from a Caterpillar,' talking about Spaz's friend Missy.

--3

Missy: 'Are we cynical?'
Spaz: 'Please. I consider that the best trait about myself.' -Missy and Spaz from the same play.

--4

Missy: 'I want to be totally honest about this.'
Suit: 'Is it painful?'
Missy: 'Might be.'
Suit: 'So don't tell me.'
Missy: 'Suit, I had sex with someone besides you or myself...' -Missy and Suit. I got all these references by raiding my moms new scripts. She's a high school theater teacher, who just got promoted and recieved a ton of new material. Oh, joy.

--5

Missy: 'Fat fucking lot you care.'
Brat: (pause) 'Fat lot? Isn't that a British expression?'
Missy: 'I put fucking in it, so now it's American.' -'Advice from a Caterpillar.'

--6

'Now he was really mad. In fact, he was so mad, he pulled a stick of wood out of his cane and pointed it at her. “Do you have any idea what I am? I am your worst nightmare.”

“You are?” she asked. She could never resist a bit of sarcasm in the face of danger. “I knew it! You are the giant pumpkin with a sword that led the army of orcs that chased me to the Dunkin Donuts and tried to eat me and my donut!”' Lucius Malfoy and an OC in the fic You're a What? by Farsight020.

--7

Yuri: oh sorry i ws loathing my self.
Me: That's nice dear, but y'know, it's nicer when you self-loath together. Y'know...misery loves company? -Me and my buddy Yuri being idiots. Again.

--7 1/2

"Yuri: what if my finger has to be amputated?
Yuri: i think im losing cerculation
Me: XD you'd be in much pain, love.
Me: No need to worry. Unless you can't feel it.
Yuri: really u sure?
Me: And your finger is pinkish.
Yuri: the tip! -freaking out-
Me: And you have actual FLESH on your finger. That's when you KNOW you're dying.
Yuri: Bastard."

-Me and Yuri on Yahoo! IM, talking about how her finger feels funny for the fifth hour in a row, at 2:30 in the morning.

--7 3/4

Me: Did you put the hot water on it like I said?
Yuri: nope
Yuri: ill go try
Me: good.
Yuri: i admit it feels better but there is a slight bit of numbsess in the joint and now my knee feels funny... -5 minutes later. And then, much to our chagrin, the pain came bloody BACK. And she kept bugging me about it. At 2:30 in the morning. WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A DELICIOUS YAOI, TOO!!

--8

Amie: 'Wow. Definetly might have an xtra X chromosome. Its like god couldnt figur out what 2 make him & -and- just said fuck it. Oh, that's what we should call he-she's. Fuckits!' -My cousin Amie talking about Bill from Tokio Hotel when I sent her some pics of him.

--9

"He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of emperors." -Rudyard Kipling

--10

"I have always maintained that whether a black cat crossing your path is lucky or unlucky depends on whether you are a man or a mouse." -Bernard Levin

--11

"Perhaps the rare and simple pleasure of being seen for what one is compensates for the misery of being it." -Margaret Drabble

--12

"True guilt is guilt at the obligation one owes to oneself to be oneself. False guilt is guilt felt at not being what other people feel one ought to be or assume that one is." -R. D. Laing

--13

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three." -Joseph Heller

--14

"If a madman were to come into this room with a stick in his hand, no doubt we should pity the state of his mind; but our primary consideration would be to take care of ourselves. We should knock him down first, and pity him afterwards." -Samuel Johnson

--15

"Someone has somewhere commented on the fact that millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." -Susan Ertz

--16

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." -George Bernard Shaw

--17

"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing, and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination." --I'll put the author later...just kidding. (quote by Thomas De Quincey)

--18

"The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit. Try, if you can, to belong to the first class. There's far less competition." -Dwight Morrow

--19

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -Benjamin Disraeli

--20

"Cheer up! The worst has yet to come!" -Philander Chase Johnson XD

--21

"In a heirarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence." -Laurence Peter

--22

"The world is becoming like a lunatic asylum run by lunatics." -David Lloyd George

--23

"A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist." -Elbert Hubbard XD

--24

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears that this is true." -James Branch Cabell

--25

'Disclaimer- Eye do knot own nethang, and eye dun knot own Microsoft Word spell chequer, witch has let al of these misstakes thru Let this b a lesson; u cant rely on computers two no about the subtleties of the English language. Watt does u say two that bill gaits? Hmm? -ghostanimal

If you didn't already know, I'm a pessimist. And I'm happy just the way I am. XD (huh?)