Last updated: 3rd November (Remember remember J-Chan this November! XD)

Name:Jess/ J-Chan/ Zero

Age: 16 till i change my mind!

Gender: That's a hard one... Probably female

Occupation: Demon ninja werewolf

Current Location: Sunagakure (Me:Too hot! Hidan: It's never good enough for you (Glares) Me: >P)

Family On Fanfic: Mac4Deidara (My Sis XD)

Quotes

"This place is dirtier than Jiraiya's mind!" - Me

"Damn you to hell!"- My sister to a tourist

"Wanna play?"- Chucky (Child's Play)

"MY sport is channel surfing!"- Me

"Hehehe...moo"- Kakashi (Naruto Abridged)

"OMG! A giant rock!"- Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged)

"I ain't afraid of no goats" - Person off 118 118 advert

"Why do it when you can get someone else too!"- Me! (YAYZ me)

"Your not afraid of the dark are you?"- Riddick (Chronicles of Riddick)

"Even a person using shuriken can lose to a master who throws but a tiny rock." Zetsu (Naruto (Shippuuden))

"Perverts have dirty minds. So, my answer is Cillit Bang- BANG and the dirt is gone!" Me

"Ninja's greatest weakness- Mr Muscle" me

"Oreos- the cream of the cookie!" me

"If perverts have dirty minds- are they the people whos head is full of cobwebs and dead flies?" me

"Oh yeah, back when she was nice." -TJ (Recess: school's out)

"Worst day of your life so far!" - Homer (Simpsons Movie)

"I'll let you hold the bomb" - Homer (Simpsons movie)

"Hey, Kakuzu, what do you mean 'unlike my partner'?!"- Hidan (Naruto (Shippuuden))

"You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" -Kakashi (Naruto Abridged)

"Anyway, we have the five villages: the drinking gourd, the dog crap, the squiggly lines, the three puddles and the- what the crap is our symbol. No, seriously- it doesn't even look like a leaf! It looks like a snail fell over and can't get up!"- Kakashi (Naruto Abridged)

"Leave it to my friend- mister puffy pyjama pants!" -Haku (Naruto Abridged)

"Who's that pokemon- it's Kakashi"- Sakura/Naruto (Naruto Abridged)

"You're one hundred years too young for giving me orders" - Deidara (Naruto (Shippuuden))

"You may call me whatever you wish, but i'm taking your cake." - L (Death Note)

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)

"Some men don't want anything logical, some men just want to watch the world burn" - Alfred (The Dark Knight)

"Unlikely adeventures require unlikely tools" Mr Magorium (Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium)

-X-J-Chan-X-

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile (lets see... doorframes, doorhandles, stairs and trees)

If you hear the Naruto characters voices in your head, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name if you hate Karin from Naruto: Kakashi Forever

Likes>>>>

NaRuTo

DeAtH nOtE

InUyAsHa

CaTs (especially my pet kitty Luna!)

BeN 1o

PoKeMon

SpOnGeBoB sQuArEpAnTs

FaIrLy OdD pArEnTs

ThE sImPsOnS

DeMoN dIaRy

MaXiMuM rIdE

DeMoNaTa (DaRrEn ShAn)

AnD oThErS I'M too LAZY to NAME

Dislikes>>>>>>

Snails/Slugs- SOOOOOOO slimy and eww!

Sakura/Sasuke- Both annoying!

Masashi Kishimoto-HE KILLED OFF ALL MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS!! (But Kakashi is alive now... Oh well, he killed of Akatsuki! RAWR!)

Gai/Lee- Do i really need to say?

Favourite Characters>>>>>

Naruto- Kakashi, Itachi, Hidan, Deidara.

Death Note- L, Light, Matsuda, Ryuk.

Inuyasha- Shippou, Sesshoumaru, Kirara

Ben 10- XLR8, Ripjaws, Benwolf, Stinkfly, Gwen.

Pokemon: Brock (so funny!), May, Harley, Professor Oak.

Spongebob- Patrick, Squidward, Mr Krabs, Mermaid Man.

Fairly Odd Parents - Cosmo (who doesn't love him?)

The Simpsons- Bart, Lisa, Itchy, Mr Burns.

Demon Diary- Raenef, Eclipse, Chris

Maximum Ride- Max, Fang, Iggy.

Demonata- Vein, Artery, Bill-E.

Favourite Pokemon>>>>>>>

Mewtwo, Lucario, Riolu, Weavile, Charmeleon, Charizard, Totodile,Darkrai, Wartortle, Ninetales, Umbreon and Espeon!

If you are reading this profile then you are the bestest person evah! (Except if ur sum1 i know and hate!) and i would be soopersuperbly happy if you reviewed my stories! (especially the ones with no reviews!)

I have now just discovered that Hidan needs to kill people in order to be immortal... so he's definitely dead DX

New- Umm... The OOC disease has come back!

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?Kakashi, Hidan, Deidara, Itachi.
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?AkatsukiOC, NaruHina, SasuSaku.
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Sort of...
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No.
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Manga 1-5, a headband, a necklace, DS games (Ninja Council, ninja council 2 and ninja destiny) and 2 of the Naruto movies.
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Kakashi!

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?NaruHina.

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku.

9) Which team is your favorite? Team Kakashi.
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No.
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yes. It's already proved.
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara, Hidan, Itachi. (Can't decide which one i like best )

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No. (All of shippuuden though)

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Oh, yes I do.
17) Sub or dub? Sub.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro. She's better once she isn't Sasuke-mad.
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? funny.
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh, He's Madara.
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd.
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?Haku.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Kinda weird...
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? ... dunno. Maybe Itachi doing pretty much anything...

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Sarcasm No, that's why i write them...
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Looks at top Well... looks like it.
27) Do you like lemons? Every now and then, I might read one.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah... They even watched an episode...

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? yes. They are hilarious.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes. My sisters.
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No... AT least, i can't remember...
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Kindoff- i think.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?. Nah- nothing to buy here TT-TT
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Maybe... Shifty eyes
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? no
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? no
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? I have several. (Jess, Alex, Jess(2), Chisio, Bianca and another Jess!)
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? YES!!