coffeeandcupcakes
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since: 03-12-08, id: 1522669, Profile Updated: 04-09-13
country: UK
Author has written 31 stories for Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Glee, and Hunger Games.

Yo, what it'd do?

I'm coffeeandcupcakes. I don't know why that is my username, it was a spur-of-the-moment kinda thing. Y'know, when you decide to buy green apples instead of red ones 'for a change' and realise that green apples are sour-er than red apples. I don't even like coffee, but meh. I live in Edinburgh, Scotland, home of tartan, whisky, The Proclaimers, shortbread, and good ol' haggis, neeps and tatties. And of course David Tennant, how could I forget? Yes, it's cold. Yes, it rains a lot. No, jimmy hats are not funny. No, we are not all ginger. I have brown-red hair. Dyed. So there. :)

I'm 19, i'm at uni and I'm doing drama. My utter dream is to act with David Tennant. And win an oscar. Maybe in the same film? Oh, maybe that's a bit too ambitious. Second year is proving difficult so I'm sorry if updates are kinda sporadic, I basically start writing new fanfictions when I should be writing essays about Shakespeare or Ibsen or Chekhov or some other Russian geezer (yawn, double yawn and triple yawn. Not that they're bad writers - in fact they are excellent - but once you've analyzed it to within an inch of its life it sorta becomes a lot less excellent) then I'm completing them and updating them when I have time - which isn't often, so it's usually all in one go. But hey! Better all at once than not at all, right? :)

I write for: Glee, Doctor Who, and Harry Potter, mainly. For DW I usually write Ten/Rose and TenII/Rose, but there could be some other characters making appearances with them. I also seemed to have a fondess for Drunk!Doctor/Rose or Hungover!Doctor/Rose ... I don't know why, but it's kind of becoming a theme! For HP it's Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione all the way. I only ever write for those pairings, but for Glee, you should know, my pairings change constantly. Honestly, they do. I am now on a total 'Finn-is-a-giant-douche-who-should-rot-in-hell' kick with a side of Puckleberry. So yeah. My pairings are, as follows: Rachel/Puck and Finn/Santana, with some Rachel/Finn and Puck/Quinn. So anything I write could be for any of them. (:

My Doctor Who fics, mainly the TenII/Rose ones, are in the 'Amberverse Series' as I call it - so it's recommended you read them in a certain order, just so you get the whole context of each story. The order is:

- A Chicken Called Arnold
- Spongebob Squarepants, And How He Helped The Doctor and Rose Ruin Jackie's Living Room
- Drunker Than Me
- Glastonbury
- This Is Where It All Began
- Cry
- Amber
- Amber Sequel (coming soon.)

Of course, I'll keep adding to this, but this is the recommended reading order for just now. (: Yes, I do write them all out of order ... but it's better that way. :)

And, well, clearly I've rambled on enough now, and banana-flavoured cookies with extra ball-bearings for you if you've read all of this. :) Gosh, it looks like a page of a script when RTD writes Ten's insane rambles about gravitic anomalizers. Only not nearly as cute.

And on that note, ALLONS-Y! and also PEACE OUT SUCKAAAAS!

UPDATE 9/4/13: I HAVE NOT ABANDONED BREAD AND CIRCUSES. i'm just swamped with university work. i have my dissertation due soon and as soon as that gets submitted i can turn my attention back to writing. sorry for all those waiting and i'm so thankful for all the lovely reviews, a new chapter will be on the way hopefully by the beginning of May. sorry again and thank you for being so patient with me. (:


1. Bread And Circuses » reviews
It's 2012, and Katniss Everdeen is attending college. Between attempting to handle her roommate Johanna, dealing with Peeta and Gale across the hall, learning to cope with an alcoholic professor and, to top it all off, a principal that doesn't want her here, Katniss's time at the University of Panem is certainly going to be eventful. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-11-12 - Published: 6-4-12 - Katniss E. & Peeta M.
2. He's Like Fire and Ice and Rage reviews
He's like fire. Catching, quick, and with just one touch it flies through her entire body, and every nerve ending is alive.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-19-12 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
3. The Wicked Witch Is Dead » reviews
When the TARDIS breaks down and the Doctor makes a wrong turn, he and Rose end up on a familiar planet. With no other way home but to find the Wizard of Oz, Rose and Ten must join forces with the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Lion to find him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-14-12 - Published: 1-13-12 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
4. The Madman With The Box reviews
"Her curiosity, however, is burning like a wildfire deep inside of her, urging to go along with this mysterious boy." YoungDoctor/YoungRose. 1/2.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-12 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
5. Spongebob Squarepants reviews
... and How He Helped The Doctor and Rose Ruin Jackie's Living Room. Jackie only pops out to Tesco, but comes home a hour and a half later to find her living room wrecked. What's poor old Spongebob got to with all this?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-11 - 10th Doctor Duplicate & Rose T. - Complete
6. The First Rule
It's a boring day at Torchwood, which is quite something to say for a Monday. But alas, it is a Bank Holiday Monday. A cracky reunion fic built by three cans of diet coke and a prompt. Written for the TTU ficathon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Published: 9-2-11 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
7. Like Stones In Winter
It's too cold for rain. Written for the TTU ficathon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Published: 8-30-11 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
8. A Chicken Called Arnold reviews
Jackie's birthday celebrations get out of hand, resulting in the Doctor's first hangover, and he doesn't cope well with it at all. Oh, and there may be a chicken on the loose ... TenII/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-6-11 - 10th Doctor Duplicate & Rose T. - Complete
9. Heroes reviews
Future!Finchel. Working as a schoolteacher in New York, Finn finds out that sometimes children can be the most suprising heroes of them all.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-22-11 - Finn H. & Rachel B. - Complete
10. This Is Where It All Began reviews
it's filled with dusty letters disintergrated by times itself. it takes her a few moments to realise it's filled with names and dates and times. Written for TTU. TenII/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-11 - 10th Doctor Duplicate & Rose T. - Complete
11. Taking Over Me reviews
AU Deathly Hallows. When Ginny runs away from Hogwarts, she enters a whole new world that she didn't mean to find - but will this help defeat the Dark Lord, or will it aid his fight?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-11 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
12. Glastonbury reviews
She is sweaty, has a Corona clutched in one hand, the Doctor's hand in the other, is wearing a vest and the shortest shorts he's ever seen, paired with wellies, and looks like she's having time of her life. TenII/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-11 - 10th Doctor Duplicate & Rose T. - Complete
13. Hermione's Scars reviews
Rose asks questions about the scar Bellatrix Lestrange gave to Hermione on that fateful night at Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-11-11 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
14. The Bottom Stair reviews
Because it's bad enough facing your ex-boyfriend two months after you split up, but imagine when you have to face seven duplicates of your ex-boyfriends' face staring back at you. The Seven Potters scene in DH, from Ginny's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-11 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
15. The Downside To Fancying Your Professor reviews
When you fancy your professor, there is always a downside. Especially if your dad is Harry Potter. Complete crack, HxG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-11 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
16. Family Matters » reviews
After Rose nearly dies on an alien planet, the Doctor has to take some drastic actions to make sure she never leaves his side again. These actions lead to consequences, but what effect will this have on the rest of the universe? TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,593 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 3-12-11 - Published: 10-19-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
17. Drunker Than Me reviews
Her grand prize is beside her, trying not to puke in a bin. TenII/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-8-11 - 10th Doctor Duplicate & Rose T. - Complete
18. Three reviews
A look back over the three main men in Rachel Berry's life. Featuring Finchel, St. Berry and Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-25-11 - Rachel B. & Puck - Complete
19. Wallpaper Nights reviews
Why you should never leave Noah Puckerman in charge of redecorating ... especially when he's enlisted one Rachel Berry to help. Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-30-10 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete
20. Sugar Cookies reviews
The events of Glee up to A Very Glee Christmas through Carole Hudson's eyes - a mother's advice is always best. Smatterings of Finn/Quinn and eventual Finn/Rachel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-25-10 - Finn H. & Rachel B. - Complete
21. Cry reviews
she's only even seen him cry twice. TenII/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-10 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
22. Ghosts reviews
He couldn't believe it. Blonde. Five foot five and a half. Never forget the half. AU, set during series four.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-11-10 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
23. Winter Sun reviews
It's just past Christmas, a paticularly cold and cramped one, and all Rose wants is a little bit of sun. Well, the Doctor doesn't do clean white sand and clear blue seas, but what she gets is something more than she ever could have expected.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
24. Amber reviews
The TARDIS malfucntions and crash-lands a recently-regenerated Eleven into a parallel universe and he stumbles upon a family he'd thought of as long lost. TenII/Rose with a Ten/Rose undertone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-7-09 - 11th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
25. Why You Should Never Wear White To Save The World reviews
The Doctor is sick of bad things happening when he wears his black tux, but what could happen when he wears his white tux to a formal event? Well, it is him, so trouble in a most unexpected fashion is most definitely on the menu. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-4-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
26. Domestics reviews
Nine years ago she had been trapped in this dull universe doing a job she hated while grieving for her lost soulmate. Now he was here, eating marmalade with his fingers like he'd never changed." A small snapshot of life with the Tylers. Ten.Five/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
27. You Can Beat The French! reviews
Ginny rose from her place at the kitchen, grabbing her wand in the process. She was worried, now. This wasn't normal behaviour." It's the morning of Ginny's first international game in four years, her own England against France, and those cheeky green-eye
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-08 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
28. Banish Them Back! » reviews
Harry's lost the kids, Ginny's lost her temper, and Ron's lost the will to play Quidditch. Lily and James have been up to their mischevious selves and got themselves sent back in time. Guest starring: Rose, a flying frying pan, and Hermione's shoes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-14-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
29. Like Father, Like Daughter reviews
The two had no idea what was about to hit them – the 'what' that was, incidentally, thundering down the hall with all the noise of a dragon at Charlie's reserve." A cute and very, very fluffy Ron and Rose moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-14-08 - Ron W. & Rose W. - Complete
30. Expressions reviews
oneshot - "She was already completing with Rose almost continually now, and she didn't want to know how in love they were. It was sickening to Martha." Martha has a wander around the TARDIS and discovers some facts. 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-20-08 - Complete
31. The Big Bang Theory » reviews
After a girl walks straight out of the rift, the Torchwood team are sucked into the Doctor's world as they must team up to fight against a primary source of evil, and stuggle remain intact at the same time - not as easy as it sounds. ABANDONED.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,569 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 3-14-08