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Author has written 115 stories for Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, Suite Life series, iCarly, Hannah Montana, Big Time Rush, True Jackson, Unfabulous, Ned's Declassified SSG, Victorious, and Sonny with a Chance.
name: Klaus Schilling
born: august 29, 1965
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a masterlist of my stories available as a pdf document is now found in a sticky post at http://schillingklaus.wordpress.com
My most popular stories:
01. Big Time Academy
Stories To Come:
All stories take place in the collocated and synchronised universe of the pool of Nickelodeon live acting shows and movies. The timelines may vary slightly, also the order of the episodes within a given particular show, as a one to one correspondence neither of production times nor of airing times with action time is hardly ever the case, although it would be an ideal. Sometimes episodes or even whole seasons, if not a complete canon, are interpreted as a “dream within a dream” in order to explain away eclatant inconsistences within the canons. (citing Edgar A. Poe)
Debased Boarding School Girls: Zoey Brooks and her friends figure very early that the presence of girls at PCA is nothing but a strategical move of the sponsors for their egoistical goal. They make decisions that lead to a really diverging course of the story line of Zoey 101. The story is told ny Charles R. Galloway (Thwe Curse Of PCA)Zoey Brooks / Olivary Biallo (from School Dance episode) alias Crony, Dana Cruz / Logan Reese, Nicole Bristow / Nicholas Webber (from School Dance episode), Quinn Pensky / (some nerd boy to be announced), Lola Martinez / Drake Parker, Stacey Dillsen / Josh Nichols … 50,000 – 75,000 words
Nevelocity: Nevel Papperman comes to San Diego as an elementary school kid and stands in the crossfire between his cousin Mindy and her enemies Drake and Megan. Nevel / Megan, Mindy / Fire Wire, Josh / Stacey Dillsen, Drake / Lola Martinez, Audrey / Gavin, Walter / Coco Wexler … 40,000 – 60,000 words
The Lounge Life Of Drake And Josh: Done with their life in San Diego, Drake and Josh start a new career as innkeepers in Seattle. — Drake Parker / Lucy Stone, Josh Nichols / Stacey Dillsen, Megan Parker / Nevel Papperman, Mindy Crenshaw / Cal, Eric Blonowitz / Quinn Pensky, … … 24,000 – 36,000 words
St. Schneider's Pathology: a hospital novel featuring medics, nurses, and hobby surgeons from Nickelodeon live action shows, such as Dr.&mbsp;Glazer (Drake & Josh), Dr. Hollywood (Big Time Rush), nurse Hunsucker (Ned's Declassified SSG), Quinn Pensky (Zoey 101)
See http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Story-Previews/129377/ for details
The following conspiracy theorist interpretations of the canon of Nickelodeon real action shows are considered true in most of my new fanfictions. If you can't accept these premises of my fanfiction continuity for whatever reasons, or conspiracy theory interpretations of the content of Nickelodeon shows in general,my stories are most likely not suited for your reading.
All Nickelodeon real action shows and movies take place in one and the same universe or are dreams of characters in this unified cosmos.
All attracting opposites relationships, especially the popular canonical ones like Jade West/Beck Oliver in Victorious, Quinn Pensky/Logan Reese in Zoey 101, and Camille Robert/Logan Mitchell in Big Time Rush, are represented as examples of extreme abomination, corruption, decadence, and perversityy, and usually part of a deepergoing scandal of various kinds. Heroes of my story are those who tear those foul relationships asunder by whatever means. Only birds-of-a-feather ships and lone characters are promoted.
Drake Parker from Drake & Josh is also the same actor's cameo in Zoey 101: Spring Fling which takes place not long after Drake's concert as sub for Devin Malone in Drake & Josh: The Guitar
Mindy Crenshaw from Drake & Josh enrolls, upon her expulsion from Belleview in Honor Council, at PCA, as the guest character of the same actress in Zoey 101: Backpack. She hates Zoey because the blonde was a fan of Drake, as per Spring Fling (see above!), which motivates her plagiarism of Zoey's backpack design, and she fears Quinn Pensky's competition as a scientific genius, and therefore secretly sabotages her experiments of crossing apples and bananas. She gets expelled for her deeds after the episode and returns to San Diego in Mindy is back, but is up for further revenge. Generally, Paige Howard from Zoey 101: Paige At PCA is really Megan Parker from Drake & Josh, and she functions as a marionette of Mindy Crenshaw in her plans of revenge against Zoey and Quinn. She wears a microchip like the one worn by Drake Parker in Drake & Josh: Smart Girl.
The boarding school visited by Melanie Puckett from iCarly: iTwins is PCA from Zoey 101. In particular, Trisha Kirby from Zoey 101: Bad Girl is either Sam or Melanie Puckett.
Samantha Puckett from Zoey 101 has really tried to murder or to cripple people like Shane in iCarly: iSaw Him First, Franky Murkin as mentioned in iCarly: iHate Sam's Boyfriend, Leann Carter as per iCarly: iWas A Pageant Girl, Nevel Papperman in iCarly: iGive Away A Car, Shelby's Grandma in iCarly: iFight Shelby Marx.
Sam Puckett has won the pageant in iWas A Pageant Girl only by means of bribery/blackmailing the judges, and by making Melanie or Fawn Leibowitz dance in her place. Her dancing teacher Ernie is the same as Lane from Victorious. Quinn Pensky was one of the judges.
Vince Blake from Zoey 101 is the elder brother of Ashley Blake from Drake & Josh: Little Diva, and also her bodyguard for quite some time. Ashley has taught Vince acting to let him feign having turned into a nice guy and get readmitted to PCA in Zoey 101: Vince is back. But in reality, Vince is stll up for revenge against Chase Matthews, the culprit of his expulsion as per Zoey 101: The Great Vonce Blake. Usually, this is a more subtle plan than simply beating him up. Befriending with Chase's “friends” is part of his and Ashley's strategy in order to punish Chase.
When Logan Reese gets beaten up in Zoey 101 episodes The Great Vince Blake and Wrestling, he does so not in order to stand up for his friends (falsely so-called), but just in order to provoke the pity of the girls.
The school in England visited by Zoey and Chase in Trading Places is the same as the one visited by Cameron Vanderhouse according to Supah Ninjas and it contains the mansion from House Of Anubis as one of its residence halls. The locket of Charles Galloway from Zoey 101: The Curse Of PCA and the PCA ring from Zoey 101: Favor Chain belongs to the same group as the artifacts from Anubis, others are scattered throughout the American sites of Nickelodeon universe.
The tattoo of Jade West from Victorious on her right arm, a five poointed star or pentagram, is a sacred occult symbol, the Seal of Solomon. It allows Jade to call forth demon, Beck Oliver is one of those demons. Jade is still insecure and gets abused permanently by the demons she called, likely ending in total despair unless Jade learns to control her powers better and may banish Beck again to the infernal depths.
Quinn Pensky from Zoey 101 has been misguided or jinxed in season four, or been replaced by her alike looking relative Camille Roberts from Big Time Rush, for a sane and authentic Quinn Pensky would never ever date a coxcomb like Logan Reese.
Most of the later iCarly episodes are just nightmares of Carly, as they are completely inconsistent with the first season.
In Zoey 101: Bad Girl, Chase learns for the first time that Zoey turns jealous when he is too close to other girls, here to Trisha Kirby alias Samantha or Melanie Puckett. In Zoey 101: Lola likes Chase, Lola uses Chase in order to practise kissing ugly boys for a movie, but Chase also tries deliberately to make Zoey jealous this way and has remorses because Lola is Zoey's friend. Then Lola is tired from Chase's inability of fessing up to Zoey, so she makes him hire her relative Trina Vega in order to play Chase's girlfriend from far away, which they name Rebecca, and make Zoey jealous in Zoey 101: Surprise and Chase's Girlfriend. Quinn helps Zoey, as she is equally tired by the half-assed unresolved amourous tension between Zoey and Chase. As a payment, Chase has to provide Trina with a script for a one-man show or musical in order to make her, an ungifted student of performance arts, a big star. Part of this payment is seen as the musical Chicago in Victorious: Jade dumps Beck.
The monsters from The Troop are not from a monster world, as the show tries to fool us into believeing, but in part real human and animals genetically modified by mad scientists such as Quinn Pensky from Zoey 101, and in part demons conjured by goths like Jade West from Victorious who have not been able to control their work.
Former boys-only Pacific Coast Academy has opened for girls because it lacked an own cheerleader squad. Male cheerios had turned unpopular during the last decades. The school had tried to fill the gap by hiring cheerios from neighbouring schools, such as James K. Polk, Palmwood, Hollywood School For Professional performance Arts, Brewster High, Silver Spring High, but this crutch was not as efficient as expected. The main pressure came from the board of sponsors of PCA who expected more athletic trophies, especially from the football team. This was impossible without a decent cheerio squad to back them up. Some of the s[onsors were from the extended family of the owner of PCA and his wife.
Sponsors of PCA include enterprises like Blix Softdrinks, Pear Electronics, Schneider's Bakery, Daka Shoes. The greediness of the sponsors is responsible for many accidents on the campus of PCA, and some of the teachers, staff members, and even students are involved directly in those scandals.
Charles R. Calloway from Zoey 101: The Curse Of PCA had been a witness of a scandal at PCA, about half a century ago, and his disappearance has to do with it.
The focus is often on one-time guest characters, for they are the stones that got thrown away mindlessly by Dan Schneider, Scott Fellows, et alii, and they need to be turned into the cornerstones of fanfiction.
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