Hello my darling little readers!

That sounded preppy didn't it? well, I'm not all that preppy. Okay, so maybe i have my moments, but... there is really nothing u can do. oh, well, i think we will all survive, won't we? i hope so.

My name is Megara, my bffs are Gwen, Raven, Aelita, Allison, Shannon, this list could go on for hours, but to save u from your boredom I'll just say i have many. Okaaaaaay, let's see. I'm Meg, have too many friends, too optimistic for my own good...

My favorite books/movies are:

HARRY POTTER (gotta luv it)

Mediator!! By Meg Cabot

Titanic (love it)

Uglies and Pretties by Scott Westerfeld

Okay, dudes and dudettes,

I absolutely, without a single doubt in my mind:

HATE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

Oh, and plagiraisng, visit Emoduckie123's story called Cliches, overused plots, and stupid authors oh my!

That chick got me mad enough to post my very first flame EVER. Three actually. So, if you know me, I hate flaming, but that girl URGH. Go review and tell her to go get her own freakin ideas, plz. but if you don't that's fine. It might be erased by the time you get there. I bet a ba-zillion people went and reported her. But still, if she's still there, go do it please. It's pathetic and wrong and bad and make me wanna use my middle finger even though she can't see me.

I hope to become a famous writer, I think doing some of this will help me. so I need brutal, mean comments that will help me. Do not yell at me for no apparent reason, I have abandonment issues (LOI).

(='.'=) This is Mr. Bunny. Copy and
(")_(") paste Mr. Bunny to help him gain world domination.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and your friend have a nickname, title, or anything else for eachother, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who don't give a darn, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, oxNZxoTwiLiGhTfaN,Nadialovestwilight, ForEverTopaz1901, Ellaoptimistic

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby,oxNZxoTwiLiGhTfaN,Nadialovestwilight, ForEverTopaz1901, Ellaoptimistic

If your ipod/mp3/radio/or anything electronic met water before copy this into your profile and add your name. Ellaoptimistic,

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the name of your world ends in land, world, topia, or burg, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

If you are mad at prince charming for leaving you single for so long, copy this to your profile.

If you like to run down the street on christmas morning screaming, "I got new undies!!" copy this to your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is going into 3 seperate doctors' offices and noting that they all have cool clocks. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who don’t, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. ( They're out to get me!! )

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adrenaline rush, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annyou someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you love your family, but sometimes lay in bed at night thinking of ways to commit the perfect murder, copy this to your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile.

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and have sex, put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, Ellaoptimistic and her dear friend who is too lazy to make an account but soon will Gwen,

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile ( Sam you know you are)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever read that its difficult to apply mascara without opening your mouth and you look at the computor screen strangley and mutter something about 'i can do it' copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

the statistics on insanity are that 1of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."- Anonymous

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Dance like no ones watching, sing like no ones listening

Growing old is manditory, but growing up is optional.

"You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder"

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

"When all else fails blow shit up."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

"A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell saying "We fucked up, huh?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell saying “Damn that was fun!”

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you, a true friend will walk up to him and ask, "it's cuz your gay isn't it?"

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

"I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"You say tomato...I say fuck you."

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

If I had a million dollars I would say screw the world I'm going to Disney Land!

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

"Your villiage called, they're missing they're idiot"

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.-Anonymous

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a GB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."- Yakov Smirnoff.

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."- Bob Hope.

"Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some."- Alfred Hitchcock

"There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry."- Prince Charles

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." --Unknown

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln

“I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

“There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." --Dr. Who

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers

"Love is the fire of life; it either consumes or purifies." --Unknown

"It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not." --Denis Waitly

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson

"Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness." --Marabeth Madsen

"If life was a sitcom, I'd be canceled in a week." --Jeremy Sheff

"We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything." --Thomas Edison

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." --Pablo Picasso

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter." --Marlene Dietrich

"We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love." --Freud

"Keep your face in the sunshine and you can never see the shadow." --Helen Keller

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." --Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"If you tell the truth you don't have anything to remember." --Mark Twain

"There are no such things as strangers, only friends that we have not yet met." --Unknown

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you." --Unknown

“I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"Don't hold on to anything too tightly; sooner or later, you'll have to let go." --David Nestor

"All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing." --Edmund Burke

"Don't waste your youth growing up." --Unknown

"We mock the things we are to be." --Unknown

"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite

"When I was young, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." --Mark Twain

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On." --Robert Frost

"Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown

"Eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die." --Dave Matthew's Band

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." --Albert Einstein

"True strength is delicate." --Louise Nevelson

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it." --Mark Twain

"Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." --Oscar Wilde

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." --Doug Larson

"Life: nobody gets out alive." --J.Q. Pelegano

"Everybody laughs in the same language." --Unknown

"Wisest is he who knows he does not know." --Old Eastern Saying

"Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -- Unknown

"Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." --Winston Churchill

"Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live." --Henry Van Dyke

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable." --Helen Keller

"Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat." --Henry Emerson Fosdick

"Music is the universal language of mankind." --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"There is no finish to a war." --Ernest Hemingway

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." --A. Conan Doyle

"Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton

"Everyone makes mistakes. It is what you do afterwards that counts." --Unknown

"Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant

"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can." --Danny Kaye

"That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde

"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles

"Don't join the book burners. Do not think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed." --Dwight David Eisenhower

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown

"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again"

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile (I want that boy. I really do)

To see that in my beautiful slideshow I made myself click here:

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(Message me if you like it)

Okay, people, to add to my preppy-ness, I have just made up a new word that I'll be using for a very long time. It's 'bubbly.' Yes, i have read the Ugly series too many times.

OMG! I just read A Walk to Remember. It was soooo sad. I almost cried (that's saying something, I never usually cry) it's brilliant! You all should go read it. Or watch the movie. Whatever.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your IQ is high enough to make your fellow scientists gulp, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

f you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic,

My very own quote-

"Because, I think everyone is dead a little bit on the inside, it means just because things come and go doesn't mean we should just give up. If any, we should try harder."