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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. a little bit about myself; name: Nicole Nickname: Nigel Age: between 14-25 live: in Ontario, Canada I am: Half Dutch, a quarter German, a quarter Ukranian, Musical, an insomniac, a girl (XD), i'll get back to you... What I do in my free time (besides hobbies)-(Jackson... jkjkjkjkjkjk) Fan-fiction, playing piano, be a gamer chick XD, listening to music and yea... favorite music: well I like all music, except most rap...and screamo... heavy metal is ok... screamo is just growling into the mic Oh The Irony Rosalies dress in chpt 3 http://www.cynthia-styling.com/images/200706/1182796521338101823.jpg copy and pastes ( there were way too many so I got rid of most of them...) If you play operation and scream when the buzzer goes off copy and paste this into your profile! If you are an amzing multi tasker copy and paste! (tehe, reading ff, writing ff, watching tv, playing x-box, listening to music, talking to friends, day dreaming, eating AND talking to my parents ;)) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (only ALL THE TIME) Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile. If you always end up falling in love with people in books or movies that aren't the main character then copy and paste (Jasper and Seth and Damien and...) If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. and are 100 percent proud of it. copy this into your profile. If you have an incredibly long profile that no one will read, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile ~Jesus:~ Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today random quotes/sayings/whatever List You Favoriate 12 Twilight Characters 1-Jasper 2-Alice 3-Emmett 4-Carlisle 5-Seth 6-Jacob 7- Garrett 8-Renesmee 9-James 10- Mike (deep down we all love him) 11- Quil 12- Edward 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Uhhh no. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Carlisle? Hellz yea. He is burnin hot! 3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? Umm Ew. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes. 5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? Anything that breaks up Alice and Jasper must Die 6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten? Seth/Renesmee or Seth/Mike...? Seth/Mike ;p 7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex? If Jasper walked in on Seth and Jacob having sex? I can just imagine his face... it would be priceless and he would just kind of stand there blinking until he takes three steps back and closes the door then proceeds to stare at the closed door in shock. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. hmm an Emmett/ Mike fic... Emmett and Mike are both tired of thier boring lives, it isn't until they both find themselves drunk at a bar they realize what they really want XD 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Garrett/Edward Hurt comfort fic? I dont even think Id write one... :\ 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Yaoi teheh 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No... one can only wish ;p 13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion? your MOM needs to read more!! 14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Renesmee? hmm thats a hard one... how about...? Nah I got nothing 15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Jasper/Jacob/Edward the warning would be "Beware to see how twisted my mind really is" 16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two? hmm a pickup line Jasper would use on Alice would be... Thats hard... "Are you into handcuffs and leather?" 17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Hmm not for a long time now.. people dont write about Seth that much 18) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)." Jasper and Garrett are in a happy relationship until James runs off with Carlisle. Jasper is brokenhearted, has a one night stand with Quil and a brief unhappy affair with Edward, then follows the wise advise of Seth and finds true love with Emmett wtf why is Jasper gay all of the sudden?! You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated! It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in spanish. Would you like some ice for that spanish burn? They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b--slap them upside the head. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back music is like candy. you HAVE to throw the rappers out. End of story. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you ~A day without sunshine is like...night. ~On the other hand, you have different fingers. ~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. ~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. ~Why do psychics have to ask your name? ~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up "I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -stewie griffin A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FORREST RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"" A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days". I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? | |||||||
1. Uncovering the truth » reviewsBella was in an accident that leaves her with temporary amnesia.She remembers everything except what had happened to her. Full Summery inside! Rated M for safety and for reference to rape. All Human!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 3-5-09 - Bella & Edward2. The Mystical Cullen Diaries! » reviewsMwhahaha the cullens get online diaries! rated T because I have recently found out it is against my very being to write a child appropriate story, there is some swearing and suggestive themes. you've been warned... R and R pleaseTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,849 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 12-21-083. Oh the Irony » reviewsRated T for cursing and slight suggestive themes... CHAPTER THREE 3 IS NOW UP! after a very very long wait itys up * thx to a new computer ; please r & r. **now partially editedTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete4. Randomness The Story » reviewsplease read!check out my other stories too!my poll too if you want princess twilight to continue.this story is only here because i wanted to tell you guys stuff but i hate just posting authors notes and i refuse to post 3 in a row. rated T. R and R pleaseTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 9-29-085. Princess Twilight » reviewsIts the Princess Bride but with Twilight twist Please R&R! dont let the name fool you.... it will be good! T for minor language oh and all human except for jacob who cames back as a RAT! he-he mental image :pTwilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,257 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 4-18-08
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