Well...hi i guess...:)

I write stories...obviously. I am quite random sometimes...so ignore if i ramble on in one of my stories.

Anyways...I like to read alot:

Alex Rider - Honestly, who doesn't like a hot blonde dude fighting the bad guys and saving all our lives? Not to mention the books are funny as hell and aren't full of cliches and unrealistic gadgets. So yeah, I can safely say that these books rock. XD

Maximum Ride - Can't help but fall in love with the whole flock. Angel is cute but evil at the same time, Gazzy blows things up and farts 24/7 (which is always funny), Nudge doesn't stop talking and likes to play with her new power of moving metal, Iggy is blind yet makes bombs and cooks (obviously this is very ironic), Fang is the dark and silent hot bird dude who can fade into backgrounds (always reminds me of monsters inc) and Max kicks ass and isn't very girly at all, except for when it comes to Fang. Fax! That's another reason why the books are awesome.

CHERUB - I love these books. James is a total bad boy (always hot) and I love the love-hate relationship he has going with practically all the girls at campus. I also love the Lauren and Rat relationship, and love that the girls kick ass just as well as the guys do.

Twilight - Vampires? Werewolves? Hot guy falling for shy, clumsy girl? Life threatening situations? These books tick all boxes. This is why I love them...oh and because of Emmet (he makes me laugh), Jasper (I feel sorry for him about the war thingy), Alice (who doesn't want to see the future?), Esme (the woman i want as my mother-in-law when I get married...which isn't going to be soon, thank god), Carlisle (because doctors are always awesome and he's so cool), Rose (it's always funny when her and Jacob are in the same room), Jacob ('coz he not only fell for Renesmee, but also his fights with Edward are always amusing) and Seth ('coz he's cute and cuddly and I want him for a pet).

Harry Potter - Is the main character with messy hair and round glasses hot? No. Is he hot when teamed with Draco Malfoy in a steamy relationship? Hell yes! The books are great, totally awesome and I wish I had her imagination, but if there is one thing I love about Harry Potter, it's the fanfiction. And, more importantly, SLASH! Not only do I love Harry/Draco...but my all time favourite of all time has got to be Sirius/Remus. Two of the marauders, trouble makers and bad boys screwing like bunnies? Yes please. Coor, and you gotta think Remus Lupin is hot, especially when younger. A werewolf? Yummy.

Confessions of Georgia Nicollsson (I never know how the hell to spell her damn name!) - Well, what can I say. Made me laugh the whole damn way through, I think my mum thought that I was developing certain mental problems. Whenever Sven came into the books, I laughed like a maniac. He is hilarious. And so is Dave, who is my all time favourite character...along with Elvis. Very funny books, and scarily I am almost as mad as all the characters in it.

Artemis Fowl - Well, it has fairies and it has magic and has comedy. What more can we ask for? I love the Artemis and Holly, but strangely enough I can't seem to be able to get into any fan fictions. Hear of any good ones and gives us a bell, I would really love to be able to get into the things, as I adore the books.

I am, like, obsessed with some T.V programmes. Here's some of them:

Lost - Loads of random people stuck on a desert island, all with a different and interesting story? Check. Sexual tension? Check. Death? Check. Lost is utterly awesome! Plus, it keeps me watching, and the writers don't even know how it's going to end. Love it, thats the end of it.

Heroes - Err hello? Peter is a total hottie and nobody could ever say that being able to fly is not cool. Sylar is the best bad guy in the history of bad guys and all the twists and turns are realistic even though they arent because, this is science fiction! Anything can happen! Even Peter turning out not to be Claires uncle and them getting married and living happily ever after...

Dr. Who - Two things that make this show amazing. Numero uno, aliens. Is there anyone who can say that aliens are not cool? Daleks, they are the total best. Exterminate, exterminate. Woo! And number two, David Tennant. Enough said, excuse me as I drool on my keyboard.

Right, that's just some of them. I have thousands. :) Some I don't like to admit to liking because people will think I am a sad loser with no life...which admittedly, people already think. :) I have a strange mind, and find unfunny things hilarious. It's just the way I am.

Favourite Quotes.(Some are personal so you probably won't get them)

I vill now eat the snicka bars! - Gazzy, Maximum Ride.

Besides my dress sense? I play a mean harmonica. - Fang, Maximum Ride.

Mr Panicky Poo! - Lee Evans.

Welcome to my dalek poetry reading! This one is called Daffodils! Exterminate all Daffodils! - Frankie Boyle, Mock The Week.

You'd be usefull in a Geography test. - Alex Rider, Arch Angel. (Is that one word?)

Quelle Coinkydink. - It's Ok I'm wearing really big knickers.

I've never blamed a boar for all my problems. - Kate, Lost.

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon. - Hermione Granger, Harry Potter.

Who's on the T.V Joe? Cake!... - My stupid brother, Our home video.

Just make sure you keep your hands on the right balls. - Alex Rider, Skeleton Key.

"You weigh a freaking ton. What do you eat, rocks?"

"Why, is your head missing some?" - Max and Fang, Maximum Ride.

"What the heck are you doing?"

"Helping you change your mind." (kisses her) - Max and Fang(again), Maximum Ride. (I love this scene, it's so cute!)

Sir wants to see my windy! - Again, my brother. (He told me I had a dirty mind when I laughed at this.)

Mamma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gunna get." - Forrest, Forrest Gump.

Things that kinda confuse me, yet they make me laugh.

If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of it's nose?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Would a fly without wings be a walk?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

If electricity comes from electron, does morality come from morons?

If a turtle didn't have a shell, would it be homeless or naked?

What hair colour do they put on bald men's drivers licenses?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do penguins have knees?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

When the French swear do they say "pardon my English"?

Would you die if you didn't pee?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Now you know what keeps me awake at night. I mean, can you seriously answer any of those questions. If you can, PM me, because I would like to know. Anyways, yeah. That's my life, what I think about. I warned you I was strange. :)

Random facts about me

I have a friend who is completely obsessed with every single Weasley from Harry Potter...and Pete Doherty.

My sister once tried sqeezing two carrots together to get carrot juice.

I think that trampolines are for people too fat to jump.

I'm scared of trampolines...

I think that Sirius Black is overrated...Remus Lupin is so much hotter!

Peter Pettigrew so deserves a second chance, and I have a story plan giving him just that!

Anyone who thinks that gay people are wrong should be taught one thing...Gay Pride!!

If Russel Brand didn't exist I would never know that sexual addiction treatment centres were real.

My friend thinks that a science teacher at my school looks like an alien...but she also fancies him. I'm a little worried.

I know a boy who has family that live in a house looking like the Weasley's one.

I am probably the only one on this site who thinks that Draco Malfoy does not sound in any way attractive...at all.

I think that Remus Lupin is rather a lot like Jack Driscoll, the writer from King Kong.

Whenever Bella mentions Edwards crooked smile in Twilight, I can't help but think of Alan Carr.

If a guy has a strange nose of any kind, they are a complete no-no. I guess I could just be called picky...

I am a complete goody-two-shoes...but on the inside I am always plotting ways to get rid of atleast one person.

I don't like the popular kids...but nerds are totally awesome and incredibly cute.

If somebody even mentions the name Remus Lupin, I blush...

Nobody knows of my current obsession on Remus Lupin...except for all of you reading this.

Me and my friend were once talking about what would happen if you killed someone with the Harry Potter book...we came to the conclusion that the person we had killed would have an imprint of the main charater on their forehead where we had hit them with it, resulting in a very strange death report...and we would go to prison, where we would tell everyone we killed the guy with 'Avada Kedava' and insist everyone call us 'Lord Voldemort'...or 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named', to be a hard nut. (Yes, me and friend are very strange people.)

My music taste is both very weird and very bad for a girl of my age... for example whilst my friends listen to the Jonas Brothers and Mcfly, I have The Beatles and a lot of Tom Jones on my walkman.

Bad grammer makes me cringe...but if I spot a mistake in my own work I laugh at myself and occasionally decide to leave it there just for more reviews...

I always use dots if I am writing something that isn't a story...

A girl who was once my worst enemy in primary school is now my best friend.

I am English, but I frequently sound American, and listen to music that none of my friends have heard of because, yeah, it's American.

Despite the above fact, I have never actually been to America. My goal in life is to go to New York for shopping. 'Coz that would be amazing.

Pairings

Harry Potter:

Sirius Black/Remus Lupin - is the first ever slash couple I read...and I absolutely love it! I used to be pretty homolphobic, I admit, but now if anyone says anything offensive towards gay people I yell at them. Casting Moonshadows and Dating Remus Lupin are by far my favourites so far.

Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger - Some people hate this...I have to ask why!? They are so cute together, and we have been reading about the sexual tension since the third book! It's amazing and perfect! I actually haven't read many good fics on this pairing, if you have any recommendations, drop us a hint.

Canon Pairings - I love them all, okay! Anything that was written by JK is not something to resent, even though I ocasionally feel resentment towards Dean and Ginny, because it was too completely randomm...and Tonks and Remus, but only because of Sirius...but if he was dead, Remus had to have got laid somehow right?

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy - I only recently started reading this, but I already love it. It is the perfect love/hate relationship (after James and Lily, of course) and the tension between them right from the first meeting has to come out somewhere other than rude words and the occasional hex, right? However, I'm not overly keen on angsty or veela fics, for the simple fact that I find them boring. No offense to anyone who has written them.

Lily Evans/James Potter - They belong together. End of story. She was not in love with Snape, she cared for him but she did not love him...in that sense anyways. I can read any pairing, but Lily/Snape is the one thing that I turn from. Oh...that and:

Voldy/Anyone - One simple reason:it's really creepy. No one in their right mind would find a man with a snake for a face and a non existent nose (I have a thing about noses, if they're weird I can't handle them) attractive in any way. However, if it is a fic about Voldy before he was moldy (haha!) then I am fine with it.

Remus Lupin/Bellatrix Black - Nobody writes it! Why? I absolutely love it, simply because it is totally a forbidden romance and the hatred makes it so much hotter! Plus, if you have a bit of both, Sirius and Bella, it makes for great Drama and Angst.

Incest - I like this, because, to be honest, it's pretty hot. I mean, who doesn't want to hear about the two hottest kids in the pure blood race, Sirius and Regulus Black, having a piece of everything of eachother. And the Weasley twins are pretty cool in this sense too, simply because they are hilarious and rebels and remind me far too much of Sirius and Remus. (Yes, everything pretty much does come back to them). If incest is between a heterosexual couple it makes me cringe coz i have a brother...

Maximum Ride

Max/Fang - Totally and utterly, one hundred frigging percent the perfect teenage love in the history of the whole planet! How can anybody not like this? They fight constantly, but also can't seem to get over eachother. Plus, goth boys are completely hot and need I remind anybody of the fact that it's the guy who faces his feelings, instead of the other way round like normal? That just makes everything better.

Iggy/Nudge - Cute! The blind guy needs a date! Nudge come along, and it's perfect. Of course, there has been hardly any mention of this at all in the books, but a girl can hope that Jimmy Patterson understands how cute it is and puts it in. Plus, the name is so very catchy, and fun to say. Niggy, niggy, niggy, niggy, niggy...XD

Fang/Omega - I know, I know I just blabbered on about how Max and Fang belong to eachother and all that, but the Maximum Ride fandom definately needs a slash couple, and I personally hate Figgy, even if it does sound pretty cool and like an awesome dance move. I can imagine people dancing madly whilst chanting Figgy figgy figgy figgy...but that is my mad little mind. So yeah, Fang and Omega it is, because to be honest they both hold a little obsession with Max.

Gazzy/OC - This only really works for me if he is older, like 14 or older than that because otherwise it is pretty much really weird and quite frankly pedophilia. The one and probably only fic that I have read for this is A Place Called Home, which is awesome and the girl paired with Gaz is amazing.

Angel/Ari - Creepy. That is pretty much all I have to say on the matter. It doesn't work, and Ari is far too busy being creepy and, essentially, dead to be getting up to anything with Angel. Sorry.

Alex Rider

Alex/Sabina - I actually like this. In the books it was awesome and some of the fandom is cool. I also like fics where she comes in and messes up Alex's relationships with other character, because its always fun to do somke Sabina bashing, even though I do quite like them together.

Alex/OC - I like it, but it has been overdone. Yes, we get the fact that maybe, one day, a girl teenage spy might be created, and then put on a mission with Alex, and sparks fly. I get it, it's all good in the hood and everything...but can't some people be original...although cliches are also always fun. (I don't like insulting people too much...XD)

Jack/Wolf - Yay! Wolf, the hot black guy! Yes, we all love Wolf and his grumpy yet pretty sexy attitude, which is why I like this because Jack is also a fiery character, and there can be amazing arguments followed by, ahem, apologies. If you know what I mean and I think you do.

Confessions of Georgia Nicolsson (or however you spell her name...)

Gee/Dave - My overall favourite. They clearly belong together, what with all the 'accidental' snogging and such. So yeah, even though the books seem to, at the moment, firmly be following Gee/Massimo (yuk) I think that Dave in who she will end up with in the end. Oh, the fact that he is totally hot is a plus. See any fic by Trampy Mouse and be amazed. XD

Jas/Tom - Everyones favourite vole couple. They are clearly very awesome, and the way people capture not only Jas' character but also Tom's on FF.net is quite honestly very funny and I love it all. Although, angst is always fun, and angst is when Tom cheats on Jas so she has to visit Gee for eating pop tarts, which always turns out to be quite funny.

All Couples in Book - With the exception of Gee and Massimo, I like all the pairings, especially Rosie and Sven, because they are quite frankly absolutely hilarious and never fail to make me happy when I am on a low. If i'm sad, I come on here and look up this couple and it always cheers me up. Thanks writers!

Twilight

Bella/Edward - As said above when I was talking about Twilight, if a hot vampire falls for a clumsy and shy girl, the pairing is the best there could ever be. Enough said, because anyone who has read the books will know how awesome this couple is. Plus, they sprouted the awesome Renessmee, and this point leads me onto:

Jacob/Nessie - Why? Because it cute, and love at first sight. Plus, Jacob needed someone, because he is awesome, and no offence to anyone who likes it, but Bella/Jacob is totally not my thing. Standing in the way of true love. Screw off. Imprinting on cute little half-vampire baby. Go Jacob! Love this couple, and that's that.

Alice/Jasper - Girl who can see the future and the guy with a haunted past? Amazing. That's all I really need to say, it pretty much explains itself. This is probably my altime favourite Twilight pairing, and I can't seem to find a good fanfiction for it. Recommendations?

So this was my profile, pretty likely to be updated if I find another couple to obsess over or another book fandom to love. Which is very probable. Hope I made you laugh at least once, I made myself laugh, but that might be because I have a warped sense of humour.

Dizzy.Blonde.Girl. XxX