Well...hi i guess...:)
I write stories...obviously. I am quite random sometimes...so ignore if i ramble on in one of my stories.
Anyways...I like to read alot:
Alex Rider
Maximum Ride
CHERUB
Twilight
I would put Harry Potter on this list...but it has finished...sobs
I cried at least three times at that book...:( Anyway...yh...:)
I am, like, obsessed with some T.V programmes. Here's some of them:
Lost.
Prison Break.
Heroes.
Dr. Who (drool David Tennant drool).
Bones.
Friends. (why did it finish? why?)
Right, that's just some of them. I have thousands. :) Some I don't like to admit to liking because people will think I am a sad loser with no life...which admittedly, people already think. :) I have a strange mind, and find unfunny things hilarious. It's just the way I am.
Favourite Quotes.(Some are personal so you probably won't get them)
I vill now eat the snicka bars! - Gazzy, Maximum Ride.
Besides my dress sense? I play a mean harmonica. - Fang, Maximum Ride.
Mr Panicky Poo! - Lee Evans.
Welcome to my dalek poetry reading! This one is called Daffodils! Exterminate all Daffodils! - Frankie Boyle, Mock The Week.
You'd be usefull in a Geography test. - Alex Rider, Arch Angel. (Is that one word?)
Quelle Coinkydink. - It's Ok I'm wearing really big knickers.
I've never blamed a boar for all my problems. - Kate, Lost.
Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon. - Hermione Granger, Harry Potter.
Who's on the T.V Joe? Cake!... - My stupid brother, Our home video.
Just make sure you keep your hands on the right balls. - Alex Rider, Skeleton Key.
"You weigh a freaking ton. What do you eat, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" - Max and Fang, Maximum Ride.
"What the heck are you doing?"
"Helping you change your mind." (kisses her) - Max and Fang(again), Maximum Ride. (I love this scene, it's so cute!)
Sir wants to see my windy! - Again, my brother. (He told me I had a dirty mind when I laughed at this.)
Mamma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gunna get." - Forrest, Forrest Gump.
Things that kinda confuse me, yet they make me laugh.
If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of it's nose?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Would a fly without wings be a walk?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
If electricity comes from electron, does morality come from morons?
If a turtle didn't have a shell, would it be homeless or naked?
What hair colour do they put on bald men's drivers licenses?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do penguins have knees?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
When the French swear do they say "pardon my English"?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Now you know what keeps me awake at night. I mean, can you seriously answer any of those questions. If you can, PM me, because I would like to know. Anyways, yeah. That's my life, what I think about. I warned you I was strange. :)
Random facts about me
I have a friend who is completely obsessed with every single Weasley from Harry Potter...and Pete Doherty.
My sister once tried sqeezing two carrots together to get carrot juice.
I think that trampolines are for people too fat to jump.
I'm scared of trampolines...
I think that Sirius Black is overrated...Remus Lupin is so much hotter!
Peter Pettigrew so deserves a second chance, and I have a story plan giving him just that!
Anyone who thinks that gay people are wrong should be taught one thing...Gay Pride!!
If Russel Brand didn't exist I would never know that sexual addiction treatment centres were real.
My friend thinks that a science teacher at my school looks like an alien...but she also fancies him. I'm a little worried.
I know a boy who has family that live in a house looking like the Weasley's one.
I am probably the only one on this site who thinks that Draco Malfoy does not sound in any way attractive...at all.
I think that Remus Lupin is rather a lot like Jack Driscoll, the writer from King Kong.
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