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Hey to everyone who is spending the time to read a bio about my life!!

My life is pretty boring so I have very little to write, except a few trivia facts.

1) I have a second degree black belt in TaeKwonDo

2) My favorite number is 13

3) My favorite color is blood red, but I'm not completely evil.

4) I know all the words to the Wicked soundtrack, whether I like the song of not.

5) I am one of the few people who actually like Jacob Black and think Edward Cullen can be a bit creepy at some times. But don't hate me for it, please.

Harry's mom's engagement/wedding rings- http://www.overstock.com/Jewelry-Watches/14k-White-Gold-1ct-TDW-Diamond-Bridal-Ring-Set/2566220/product.html

Chapter 18 ring- http://www.zales.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2538215

Ginny's necklace- http://www.overstock.com/Jewelry-Watches/14k-White-Gold-1-2ct-TDW-Diamond-Journey-Pendant/2649953/product.html

Hermione's Christmas necklace- http://www.overstock.com/Jewelry-Watches/14k-Gold-Peridot-1-4ct-TDW-Diamond-Necklace/2897808/product.html?

-If you are in love with The Maurauders (minus Peter Pettigrew), paste this in your profile.

- If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

- If you have ever tripped over air, put this in your profile

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Wisdom:

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

Cool stuff:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

All stories are true, some just never happened.

Being insane has never stopped me before.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, i don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.

There are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than once having been a weird little kid.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing someone else's rules while quietly playing your own.

Never be afraid to try something new. remember; amatuers built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not gonna answer.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

You say I'm not cool. I'm good with that. Cool is a similiar form of cold. And if you're not cold, you're hot. I know i'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A black cat crossing your path signifies the cat is going somewhere.

Love is when you walk all the way across the classroom to sharpen your pencil in order to see him then realize your pencil is a mechanical one.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage